Native American art and indian lore, doing my original folk art wood-burnings, Cherokee heritage culture, CSI reruns, Dr.Phil, Cigar Box Guitars, Buckdancin', high-test coffee, high-test gasoline, menthol cigarettes, Bud Light, lighter fluid, The King, walkin' the dog, huffin', puffin', double super buzzin' and keepin' outta jail.
My favorite Boone County honkytonks are Bob and Bea's, 19th Hole, Hudson's Bar, The Corner Pocket, Gordon Grill and The Empty Glass.
Music
Elvis, D.Ray White Bluegrass Band, Wattie Green, Hank Sr, Hank Jr, Hank III, Johnny Cash, Hasil Adkins, Waylon Jennings, The Rolling Stones, Ozark Mountain Daredevils (If You Wanna Get To Heaven, You Gotta Raise A Little Hell!), Kentucky Headhunters, Joe Buck, Night Train, John Ross, CuzN Wildweed, Tomi-O, Unkl Ray, J.B.Beverley & the Wayward Drifters, Joey Allcorn, Jandek, REBEL SON, Geo Ballentine, Cletus Clearwater, Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, B.B.King. theTRANSMISSION, The Howdies, J.Glenn, Joey Ajemian, Trailer Bride, (Melissa Swingle, I just love her song "Jesco" about me!) The Moaners, Sparklehorse, Scott H. Biram, GWAR, Beck, Southern Culture On The Skids, Chet Atkins, Dirty Coal River Band, MOHRG, lamb of god, Jason Adkins, Johnny Lowebow, Tazz Toni, John Denver, Loretta Lynn and Jack White (No relation, I don't think?), Willie Nelson, DAC, Marty Stuart, all the bands that played at JESCOFEST 2006 and all good rockin' Bluesgrass, Blues, Country and Rock-N-Roll!!!
Anything that makes me want to jump up and hit a lick!
Movies
It Came From Trafalgar (The NEW movie I'm in with Hank III and Joe Buck), Jescofest (You need to buy a copy of this DVD from me!-coz it's awesome!), Wild World Of Hasil Adkins, MY BLUE STAR, Dancing Outlaw, Vice Guide To Travel, "HANK III & ASSJACK:Live@the Gates Of Hell", Billy Jack, The Thrillbillys, Six Bullets For Jesus, Dirty Harry, Coal Miner's Daughter, Smokey and the Bandit, Moonrunners, Popcorn Sutton's Last Likker Run, Grapes of Wrath, all Ernest movies and all Elvis, Johnny Cash & Willie Nelson movies and concert specials.
Television
News, Dr.Phil, COPS, CSI, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Dukes of Hazzard reruns, but mostly we listen to the Boone County Telegraph (aka police scanner) ...that's where ya find out what's really going on!
Books
The Bible, The Coal Valley News, The Boone Standard, Boone County Phone Book & Yellow Pages, The Grapes of Wrath, The autobiographies of Elvis, Johnny Cash, Waylon, Hank Jr, Jeff Foxworthy, & DAC. 101 Ways To Cook Deer Meat, "Hank Williams, Sr - The Complete Lyrics"
Heroes
Jesus, Elvis, my parents Donald Ray and Birtie Mae White, Johnny Cash, Hasil Adkins, Wattie Green, Popcorn Sutton, Unkl Ray, Solomon Mortamur, them Jescofest boys Jason and Jole all the bands that played at Jescofest. And the Mothman. I think the Mothman is cool. I want to get a big ol' Moth Man tattoo on my back!
If you're a really kickass tattoo artist and you can hook me up with a cool Mothman tattoo, gimme a holler! ...just imagine, the Dancing Outlaw with your ink - FOREVER!!!...Gitter-DUNN!!!
JESCORAMA 3000's Details
Status:
Divorced
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Boone County
Body type:
Athletic
Ethnicity:
Native American
Religion:
Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
Love kids, but not for me
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Movie Star, Rockstar, Mountain Dancer
JESCORAMA 3000's Companies
Double Super Buzz, LLC Madison, West Virginia US Big Bossman LBC
JESCORAMA 3000 is having a happy birthday! ... another year older and deeper in debt! Posted at 9:04 PM Jul 30 view more
About me: "My Life is a prison and I'm doing hardtime without parole." .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....
Me & my dog Patches just moved to Madison, West-ByGod-Virginia where we live now.
I'm gonna have a new P.O.Box soon where you can write me at and will post it here soon. Well - I won't post it - I'll get my friend that helps me with this to do it for me. I don't have a computer myself, but my sister does and I know what's going on out there in the world. The Dancing Outlaw ain't dumb, I know what's going on because my real friends look out for me.
Me and Patches try to keep a low profile most of the time and just stay outta trouble, ...because Lord knows, around here enough trouble seems to find us on it's own.
I'm just looking for peace of mind and a plate of well-cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm currently separated from my wife Norma Jean and she says she's filing for divorce this time. Looks like the Outlaw is on the loose again!
"A person can do anything under the influence of madness."
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If you want to buy a DVD of my awesome movies "Dancing Outlaw" and "Jesco Goes To Hollywood" you can get them at www.dancingoutlaw.com ....that's my buddy over at MovieFish, that's the only place to get an official copy where some of the money actually goes to me instead of all them other folks that's done me wrong in the past.
That's a good movie but it only shows a small part of who I really am and the real truth about my God-given talents. I'm a honest-to-God natural-born mountain folk artist and I do amazing drawings and wood-burnings on wood. Some big-time big city art gallery should have a special ART exhibit of my folk-art wood-burnings but I reckon all they care about is the crazy stuff and not that part of me. I also can play guitar and sing and make up songs. I ain't never had no lessons, it's just something that's in me. Here's a song I made up out the blue, just came to me like it fell out the sky. Me and Wildweed and our friend Geo Ballentine was hangin' out at my old trailer up in Drawdy Mountain holler (I sure do miss that place) after Hasil Adkin's funeral and I just reached over and picked up Geo's guitar and commenced to jammin'!
I call this here song "Gotta Get Loose" and that's Geo on the electric lapsteel in the background and CuzN Wildweed on the 1 string CBG diddybow ...we was rockin'out man!
I dedicate this to the Haze (he's gone but not forgotten) and all my true friends and fans and all the bands that came and played for me at JESCOFEST 2006.
God bless you!
... ... ... ...I can still dance and hit some crazy licks when I feel like it even though I'm 50 years old now. Here's some video of me back in my younger days at my friend Woody's Cabin. This here is a song my CuzN Wildweed wrote about me called "Ballad of Jesco White" by his other band PECKERWOOD. I think it's a really good song and almost as good as the other song about me called "Jesco" by Melissa Swingle's old band Trailer Bride. (Check out her new band The Moaners, coz they kick ass!) ...and of coarse Hank III's awesome song "Legend of D.Ray White" ...but yall check out this here song of Wildweed's now!...I think it's awesome! ...this suckers had over 10,000 listens, I'd say that's pretty dang good!...
... ... ... ...Here's me rockin'out with Hank III live @ Alleykatz in Richmond, Virginia where Wildweed lives. After the show, me & Cuz and Hank and the band hung out with Randy Blythe and them Lamb Of God boys that live there too ...(that's what Randy said the band's name was, he said he wanted to give me a copy of a "Sacrament", but I still ain't exactly sure if they's a Christian band or not?) ...but man, lemme tell ya what, we raised some Hell that night! Patches almost bit Randy, he didn't really mean it though. Patches loves Lamb Of God. Come on up to LBC and me and Patches will take ya deer hunting! ...it's Boone County Backstap Season time again now and ya can't grill'em until ya kill'em!!!
Who I'd like to meet: The King = Elvis Presley! ...because he ain't dead, ya know.
I'd also like to meet Jesus, Larry the Cable Guy, Christoph Mueller (in person), Big D, Mojo Nixon, Scott Biram, Jandek and the Rolling Stones.
Most of my best friends are musicians and it seems like they understand me better than other people do. I like to make music, it just seems to come natural to me.
Here's my new favorite video,
Big D & Matthew doing the
"BIG D REDNECK TECHNO BOOGIE" ...I just love the way ol' D does that Crazy Leg Dance! ...man, he hunches that thing! ...it makes me laugh ever time I watch it. And Lord knows, around here we need ever bit of laughter we can get.
Here, yall watch this thing! ...I wanna watch it again too!
...... ......... .......Us country folks might not have a buncha money and fancy city stuff, but we know how to have a helluva good time and make do with what we got and we can pitch a shindig quicker'n you can skin a cat! ...like this here ...yall check out Cousin Emmy doing "You Are My Sunshine" with Pete Seeger. .... ..... .....
... ... ...This here is a scene from the movie "Talking Feet" that my father Donald Ray White was in by Pete's brother Mike Seeger. Not many people know it, but my father D.Ray was killed on the night before he was supposed to leave to go on tour with Mike Seeger. He had a paid plane ticket and everything and would have been even more famous worldwide than he is now if he had been able to go on that tour and make records and things. But sometimes up in Boone County that's just how it goes. But we still survive anyway because we're tough and that's just how we roll. ...Gitter-dun!!!
... ... ...GITCHA PULL BOONE COUNTY STYLE!!! .. .... .... ..... ....
..... ............... and speaking of SURVIVING,...
I love Hank Williams (ALL 3 of them!) and I think it's a crime and a sin that they haven't put Hank, SR. in the Grand Ol' Opry! ...makes me so MAD I want to whup somebody's butt! ...If you feel the same way I do, please click here and sign the PETITION TO REINSTATE HANK WILLIAMS, SR!!! ... >>> CLICK HERE >>>
Online petition - Reinstate Hank Williams
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***...and kids, the Dancing Outlaw wants yall to always remember to stay off drugs and don't never huff no gas or lighter fluid because a mind is a terrible thing to get wasted and it sure as hell fried mine! ...so yall think on that some and listen to this here song by Scott H. Biram!
He's a tough sonuvabitch from Texas, he got hit head-on by a 18 wheeler and he's still rockin' the boogie!
In regards to a comment posted by Country, Jesco & Mamie taking donations to pay for Norma's funeral, there was no funeral, she was cremated Monday, I know for a fact she left Jesco a $5,000.00 life insurance policy to cover this. As far as being a loving husband, He hadn't seen her for 3 yrs, didnt visit her one time. My heart is broken, I didnt even get to say goodbye. Norma Jean, my mother, singing with the angels, I miss you mom, I love you, wish I could of told you just one more time! So people please dont let these people steal from you in my mothers name. Love you mom Kat
Me & my mother Norma J. Wilson, King, White 12/13/1938 to 10/22/2009
Hey check out the teaser trailer for our new Zombie movie Broken Springs on youtube and comment. We need all the help we can get so please spread the word like the H1N1 virus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqEmaPf7pAc
Does everyone know Jesco's wife Norma died? He is at Mamie's 304-245-5750 He is also trying to raise enough money to pay for the funeral $3,500.00 donations can be made to him or the funeral home. His address is Jesco white 367 Main street Maadison WV 25301
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