Jess
Jess How can we be lovers if we can't be (MySpace) friends?

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28 years old
Melbourne, Victoria
Australia



Last Login: 12/22/2009
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    Jess's Interests
GeneralCigarette lighters with pictures of dogs on them, giving people cigarette lighters with pictures of dogs on them, crosswords and Sudoku puzzles, playing guitars with missing strings, Wrongtown, giant novelty cheques from Deal Or No Deal, teaching the masses the joys of Michael Bolton, train trips, Ballarat, telling people they have nice tits in flawless Norwegian, long walks, interpretive dance (especially to Celine Dion’s "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"), being a Pisces, all things trivial, the ever exciting world of profanities, dining at A Minor Affair, calling A Minor Place ‘A Minor Affair', and... whatever it is you're into. I want us to be closer, or at the very least touch each other inappropriately from time to time.
MusicCurrently dominating my headphones... N.W.A, Pixies, Siobhan Donaghy, Kings Of Leon, New Order, Custard, Wilco, Lloyd Cole, Bobbie Gentry, Sam Cooke, Four Hours Sleep, Cyndi Lauper, Patrick Wolf, Big Country, TV On The Radio, The Killers, Dusty Springfield, The Drones, Fionn Regan, Pavement, Belinda Carlisle, Kate Bush, Amy Winehouse, Arcade Fire, Billy Bragg, Dolly Parton, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Blur, ELO, Spencer P Jones, The Go-Betweens and The Triffids.
MoviesMean Girls, Waiting For Guffman, Jude, Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, BMX Bandits, Gia, Meatloaf: To Hell And Back, The Royal Tennenbaums, Ordinary People, School Of Rock, Best In Show, Once Were Warriors, The Ladies Man, Freeway, American Movie, Josie and The Pussycats, Far From Heaven, Happiness, The Opposite Of Sex, Brokeback Mountain, Thumbsucker, Closer, Traffic, and as of last night THE CAMRYN MANHEIM PRODUCED RIB-TICKLER-WITH-HEART "KISS MY ACT"...
TelevisionLots of things, I suppose. But mostly the Anthony Robbins infomercials which are shown during the wee hours of the night.

"You changed my life, Tony."
"No, YOU changed your life."
"No, it was you, Tony."
"Maybe I was a good rudder... and you were a ship. And I got you to the water, and YOU found who YOU are."
"Oh Tony."
"Oh, you."
(a lone tear streaks down Tony's chiselled, handsome face)
BooksWhy are you going on and on about this, questioning me everywhere I turn! Do I look stupid to you, MySpazz? Do you think I just read NW Magazine and that's it?

I'll have you know I am well versed in many of Enid Blyton's lesser known and much darker works, including Five Pack Rape at Billycock Hill, The Naughtiest Girl Finds A Crack Pipe and The Foreign Girl At St Clares Is Ostracised By Her Classmates Resulting In A Long Term Tendency To Self-Harm And A Highly Destructive Sexual Relationship With Her Lacrosse Coach. And you people think me literarily retarded. Pfft! PFFFT I SAY!
HeroesTina Fey, Kate Bush, Neil Finn, Dolly Parton, Belinda Carlisle, Ignatius J Reilly.
Groups: 102.7 Triple R FMAUSSIE RULES FOOTBALLAnti-Group GroupRichie Benaud Appreciation Society (Online)Fruity Gin & JuiceMangrove Mountain Meridianers of the 1990'sThe DreamersGluten-Free Unity

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     Jess's Details
Status:Swinger
Hometown:Wrongtown
Body type:5' 6"
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:High school
Occupation:Jack off all trades. I stand by my wording.

   Jess's Networking
Radio - Talent - Other
"Talent" is a strong word and one which probably isn't all that apt. I do get to play Phil Collins on RRR and make wanking sounds into a microphone on a weekly basis though. ARE YOU JEALOUS?
Fashion - Design - Designer
I am the driving force behind a fashion movement in Melbourne known as HOBO. Long dresses with holes in them, stolen shirts with stains on the front, jackets with elbows showing through torn denim. Basically I'm Mary-Kate Olsen without the millions..
Modeling - Model - Parts Model
My ridiculously attractive left little toe doesn't get out of its stinky Converse home for less than ten thousand dollars a day. Parts model... ARF! Seriously, have you guys played around with this networking feature? IT IS GENIUS.

   Jess's Companies
So You're A Clever Cunt? Rock & Pop Culture Trivia
Melbourne, VIC AU
Vandal-Like Rocking Of Microphone.
Drinking..Smoking..Question Asking..Appalling Impersonation Sector.

Defamer Australia
The Interwebs, AU





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   Jess's Blurbs
About me:
MY BRAIN IS FULL OF HOLES ONLY LOVE AND SLEEP CAN FILL.


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My name is Jessamie Muyiwa Ige i am the first son of late chief judge of federal republic of nigeria. About a year ago my father was killed by unknow hired assasin.a lot of investigation still going on about the issue.My father left sum of huge amount of money behind which up to $30 million US dolloars precisely.Now i am in need of your assistance as a foreigner to be partner with so the money will be safe keeping by you for a while before i can come over for disbursement of the fund. Either percentage or consultancy fee shall be negociate after you migth have accept my proposal,because presently i am unable to travell out of country due to presureamount on our family.I shall wait for your positive respond.

Jessamie Muyiwa Ige



I just stumbled across the following description of a sorority sister on an American college website and I've decided I want to pinch it and use it for my own little "About Me" section on MySpace.

As a prospective sexuality and society concentrator who wants to be a spy when she grows up, this girl does not get boring.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I LOVE IT! CAN I GET BUSINESS CARDS CLAIMING TO BE A PROSPECTIVE SEXUALITY AND SOCIETY CONCENTRATOR? WHAT THE FUCK? MY HEAD IS EXPLODING WITH CONFUSED JOY! U-S-A! U-S-A!

It is genius and I won't hear a word against my Alpha Chi Tent Delta Goodrem Feng Shui Tango And Cash sisters.

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I am known to fall over from time to time. I can be quite charming but prefer to dazzle with my potty mouth. Charity workers offer me spare change. You can too, if you like. I'm hungry.

I am trying to quit smoking. It is hell, and you lot need to know about it and pity me appropriately. It is really fucking sad when you realise you are a slave to your vices (see also Povich, M; Dion, C and Dolls, Goo Goo. I AM KIDDING ABOUT THAT LAST ONE)

Who I'd like to meet:
The milkman who "delivered" his "wares" in a small northern NSW town circa mid-1980.

And you, if you come along to trivia at The East Brunswick Club on Tuesday nights. Doesn't suit? Pssshaw. Just turn up to The Corner on a Wednesday and we'll hold each other gently and talk of "feelings".

Truth be told, the more of you who turn up, the more money I have to spend on drugs and whores. I'm willing to share too, fuck-o.

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Jess has 1257 friends.
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 DJ GIN AND JUICE 





Jess's Friends Comments
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Angie Hart

Angie Hart



Oct 22 2009 2:32 AM

Hi all Angie Hart and Frente fans!

Angie releases her second solo album 'Eat My Shadow' in Australia tomorrow! 

We have a very special deal for you all, JB Hi-Fi are offering a SIGNED, TWO DISC edition of Angie's album.

The first disc contains the full 12 track album, the second disc contains a 5 track EP of Angie covering some of her favourite songs, including tracks by The Smiths, Australian Crawl, Laura Veirs and others.

On top of that we're offering a beautiful Angie Hart tea-towel (dishcloth to you Americans!) as part of the deal. Be quick!





 
Angie is touring Australia in November (with dates in USA and Asia in 2010)

Please visit www.myspace.com/angiehart for further details...


Angie Hart

Angie Hart



Oct 22 2009 2:16 AM

Hi all Angie Hart and Frente fans!

Angie releases her second solo album 'Eat My Shadow' in Australia tomorrow! 

We have a very special deal for you all, JB Hi-Fi are offering a SIGNED, TWO DISC edition of Angie's album.

The first disc contains the full 12 track album, the second disc contains a 5 track EP of Angie covering some of her favourite songs, including tracks by The Smiths, Australian Crawl, Laura Veirs and others.

On top of that we're offering a beautiful Angie Hart tea-towel (dishcloth to you Americans!) as part of the deal. Be quick!





 
Angie is touring Australia in November (with dates in USA and Asia in 2010)

Please visit www.myspace.com/angiehart for further details...


Angie Hart

Angie Hart



Oct 22 2009 2:15 AM

Hi all Angie Hart and Frente fans!

Angie releases her second solo album 'Eat My Shadow' in Australia tomorrow! 

We have a very special deal for you all, JB Hi-Fi are offering a SIGNED, TWO DISC edition of Angie's album.

The first disc contains the full 12 track album, the second disc contains a 5 track EP of Angie covering some of her favourite songs, including tracks by The Smiths, Australian Crawl, Laura Veirs and others.

On top of that we're offering a beautiful Angie Hart tea-towel (dishcloth to you Americans!) as part of the deal. Be quick!





 
Angie is touring Australia in November (with dates in USA and Asia in 2010)

Please visit www.myspace.com/angiehart for further details...


Angie Hart

Angie Hart



Oct 22 2009 2:05 AM

Hi all Angie Hart and Frente fans!

Angie releases her second solo album 'Eat My Shadow' in Australia tomorrow! 

We have a very special deal for you all, JB Hi-Fi are offering a SIGNED, TWO DISC edition of Angie's album.

The first disc contains the full 12 track album, the second disc contains a 5 track EP of Angie covering some of her favourite songs, including tracks by The Smiths, Australian Crawl, Laura Veirs and others.

On top of that we're offering a beautiful Angie Hart tea-towel (dishcloth to you Americans!) as part of the deal. Be quick!





 
Angie is touring Australia in November (with dates in USA and Asia in 2010)

Please visit www.myspace.com/angiehart for further details...


Angie Hart

Angie Hart



Oct 22 2009 12:53 AM

Hi all Angie Hart and Frente fans!

Angie releases her second solo album 'Eat My Shadow' in Australia tomorrow! 

We have a very special deal for you all, JB Hi-Fi are offering a SIGNED, TWO DISC edition of Angie's album.

The first disc contains the full 12 track album, the second disc contains a 5 track EP of Angie covering some of her favourite songs, including tracks by The Smiths, Australian Crawl, Laura Veirs and others.

On top of that we're offering a beautiful Angie Hart tea-towel (dishcloth to you Americans!) as part of the deal. Be quick!





 
Angie is touring Australia in November (with dates in USA and Asia in 2010)

Please visit www.myspace.com/angiehart for further details...


holidays on ice

holidays on ice



Sep 29 2009 8:45 AM

ta for the rave missy and the beard references. it has a life of its own. tonight it wants to go drinking and i just want to sleep. that's my excuse anyhow.
Pony Face

Pony  Face



Aug 18 2009 6:45 AM

http://www.thirtymillstudios.com.au/curtin.jpg%22
Underwaterman

Underwaterman



Aug 6 2009 12:35 AM

Giday ,we're starting our thurs night residency in aug tonight at the retreat hotel with the Wolfgramm sisters  from 9pm.come on down,it's free.
DINKIBIKE

DINKIBIKE



Aug 5 2009 10:49 AM

Dinkibike are coming to Victoria for the first time ever next Saturday
It would be great to see lots of pretty Melbournian faces there for the show.
Please come along and support Dinkibike and YOUR locals
Tell your friends and Bring them along
Thanks
DINKIBIKE
Pony Face

Pony  Face



Jun 5 2009 12:09 AM

Good work chick
mish

mish



Jun 4 2009 4:15 PM

Reowwwwwl, hot photo......
Jess McAvoy

Jess McAvoy



Mar 28 2009 7:06 AM

jessjessjessjessjeeeesss.


Hey there.


the Sailor Film Clip now on RAGE! Head to www.abc.net.au/rage and request it on the guest book!

I have worked really, really.... r-e-a-l-l-y hard the last little while. FINALLY my video will be on rage.


It'd be totally rad if you could write a 5 second request!!!

Ace.
Jess McAvoy

Jess McAvoy



Mar 20 2009 11:01 AM

OI.

Call me back lady. I miss you.
Pony Face

Pony  Face



Mar 11 2009 4:45 AM

hey hey hey,
how many sleeps...
SImiLipLaY

SImiLipLaY



Mar 10 2009 10:26 PM

To makes you come to France, honey
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Guarro Records

Guarro Records



Mar 7 2009 9:11 PM

happy birthday Jess
big huggs from
guarro xxx
Dutch Orange Day

Dutch Orange Day



Mar 7 2009 5:39 AM

happy happy birthday to you!
we hope you had an ace day!

DOD crew
Genny B

Genevieve Blackmore



Feb 27 2009 5:06 AM

Love it? I am all about Blipfm now anyway...x
Jess McAvoy

Jess McAvoy



Feb 17 2009 3:48 AM

yep. early next week perhaps.
Soteria Bell

Soteria Bell



Feb 12 2009 1:29 AM

Nice lookin mutt, kinda a cross between both of ours....& be great to have a beer with you tonight if you may be considerin' the ponyface gig @ The Evelyn
x
x
Tigermei

Tigermei



Feb 11 2009 11:55 AM

Ahoy! I am on facebook... Under tigermei.. but I think if you search Larissa Rainford I should be under that. Not sure! ha.
So, I'll be expecting you :)
Jess McAvoy

Jess McAvoy



Feb 9 2009 12:58 PM

what do you MEAN!!??? you're like MASSIVE in my top friends.
The Stillsons

The Stillsons



Feb 6 2009 10:00 AM

yo

nice power ballad, brings out the metro in me, are you playing any solo acoustics anymore? like lets get physical?

I think we should be told

justin
Jess McAvoy

Jess McAvoy



Feb 2 2009 9:43 PM

hey kiddo...

That's a lovely photo of you.
When am I coming over for you to cook for me? tomorrow night, perhaps??? what you say???
The Cars

The Cars



Jan 31 2009 5:25 PM

Thanks for the add!
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