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Jesse Gersten
Rated R / Stand-Up / Comedic Writers
www.JesseGersten.com

Male
35 years old
Hamden, CT
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
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Left for dead as a newborn in the terrifying Congolese jungle, Jesse Gersten was raised by a savage yet nurturing family of Baboons. Brought up as one of their own, Jesse learned many valuable lessons such as swinging from vines, stand-up comedy, and slinging poo. Freak circumstances placed Jesse right in the middle of Boston’s vibrant comedy scene where these skills helped him to quickly become one of Boston..s top young feature acts. In addition to taking slipping on a banana peel to a whole new level, drunk crowd members hardly ever throw tomatoes, knowing full well that the consequence will be a face full of poo.

Over the past decade, Jesse has performed with Larry the Cable Guy, seen Nipsey Russell live, and won a wet t-shirt contest, narrowly beating out 2 cagey strippers. Jesse’s performances have elicited such post-show audience comments as, you were funny too, do you have a sweating problem, are you really a Jew, and you made me laugh so hard I didn’t know if I peed myself or had my period. Find out for yourself why the Sangre de Christo Chronicle wrote "I didn’t comprendé most of his jokes, but other people were laughing, so I must assume that Jesse is one hilarious gringo"
Websitehttp://www.jessegersten.com/
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Status:Single
Body type:6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:DoubleDutch Champion

   Jesse Gersten's Schools
Middletown High School
Middletown,Connecticut
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
 

1987 to 1991


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Kara Clark





May 1 2009 11:47 AM

thanks for the add
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Apr 13 2009 6:55 AM


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Amy





Apr 13 2009 3:06 AM

Happy Birthday! Hope u had a great one! B-)
Scorpio Rising





Apr 13 2009 2:51 AM



Have a great Birthday Jesse!


We have a new vid for you!




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Apr 13 2009 5:16 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! FROM YOUR FRIENDS IN FLATRATE! A GIFT FROM US!
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Apr 12 2009 5:00 PM

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Apr 12 2009 4:51 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESSE!!!
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Apr 12 2009 1:21 PM


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Apr 12 2009 12:20 PM

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Apr 12 2009 9:37 AM

Happy birthday!
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Apr 12 2009 12:27 PM

COMMON ENEMY *2nd new song up now*





Apr 12 2009 2:19 AM

Happy B-Day!

We hope you have fun!
Kassi





Apr 11 2009 6:44 PM

I listened to your act, very funny
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Nov 5 2008 5:44 PM

Velcome to Lottie's furry forest ze Jesse , pretty new friend. Don't forget to go on ze page tomorrow,thorsday, for ze new sketch!!
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Oct 29 2008 6:23 PM

hi!
Moses





Oct 28 2008 4:15 PM

the dirty sunshine





Dec 31 2008 11:57 PM

Happy New Year!!!

Jesse Gersten, you rock!
Already knew that didn't you!

Best wishes from us to you!!

Cheers,
thedirtysunshine
www. thedirtysunshine. com

Rock in the new year with TDSST!
Blondegirl





Jan 3 2009 4:34 PM

Hey Sunshine!!

Happy New Year! So far, so good!!

XOXO
-=: A. P. O. T. A. :=-





Jan 25 2009 10:26 PM

jim rose circus





Feb 2 2009 9:08 PM

Hi Im going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
We dont read the messages at the circus site.
There are too many there and hard to manage
Bebeeme





Mar 6 2009 9:33 AM

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Mar 12 2009 12:40 AM

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Apr 11 2009 5:26 PM

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Apr 4 2009 8:25 PM

Cheers,
-Heavy Young Heathens
The Pirate Studio





Mar 30 2009 4:11 AM

Thanks, Jesse!
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