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Jesse Gersten
Rated R / Stand-Up / Comedic Writers
Jesse Gersten www.JesseGersten.com

Male
35 years old
Hamden, CT
United States



Last Login: 11/23/2009
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Left for dead as a newborn in the terrifying Congolese jungle, Jesse Gersten was raised by a savage yet nurturing family of Baboons. Brought up as one of their own, Jesse learned many valuable lessons such as swinging from vines, stand-up comedy, and slinging poo. Freak circumstances placed Jesse right in the middle of Boston’s vibrant comedy scene where these skills helped him to quickly become one of Boston..s top young feature acts. In addition to taking slipping on a banana peel to a whole new level, drunk crowd members hardly ever throw tomatoes, knowing full well that the consequence will be a face full of poo.

Over the past decade, Jesse has performed with Larry the Cable Guy, seen Nipsey Russell live, and won a wet t-shirt contest, narrowly beating out 2 cagey strippers. Jesse’s performances have elicited such post-show audience comments as, you were funny too, do you have a sweating problem, are you really a Jew, and you made me laugh so hard I didn’t know if I peed myself or had my period. Find out for yourself why the Sangre de Christo Chronicle wrote "I didn’t comprendé most of his jokes, but other people were laughing, so I must assume that Jesse is one hilarious gringo"
Websitehttp://www.jessegersten.com/
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Status:Single
Body type:6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:DoubleDutch Champion

   Jesse Gersten's Schools
Middletown High School
Middletown,Connecticut
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
 

1987 to 1991


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Kara Clark

Kara Clark



May 1 2009 11:47 AM

thanks for the add
ASHLEY

ASHLEY



Apr 13 2009 6:55 AM


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Amy

Amy Epstein Elliott



Apr 13 2009 3:06 AM

Happy Birthday! Hope u had a great one! B-)
Scorpio Rising

Scorpio Rising



Apr 13 2009 2:51 AM



Have a great Birthday Jesse!


We have a new vid for you!




FLATRATE

FLATRATE



Apr 13 2009 5:16 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! FROM YOUR FRIENDS IN FLATRATE! A GIFT FROM US!
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John Ker



Apr 12 2009 5:00 PM

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Mark

Mark Speck



Apr 12 2009 4:51 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESSE!!!
*Miss Storm*

*Miss Storm*



Apr 12 2009 12:20 PM

Fake No More

Fake No More



Apr 12 2009 9:37 AM

Happy birthday!
Sir Sparky Drakonis

 Sir Sparky Drakonis



Apr 12 2009 12:27 PM

COMMON ENEMY

COMMON ENEMY



Apr 12 2009 2:19 AM

Happy B-Day!

We hope you have fun!
Kassi

Kassi Bressler



Apr 11 2009 6:44 PM

I listened to your act, very funny
Lottie’s Furry Forest

Lottie’s Furry Forest



Nov 5 2008 5:44 PM

Velcome to Lottie's furry forest ze Jesse , pretty new friend. Don't forget to go on ze page tomorrow,thorsday, for ze new sketch!!
xxLottie
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DieTrich Thrall



Oct 29 2008 6:23 PM

hi!
Moses

Moses Jaen



Oct 28 2008 4:15 PM

the dirty sunshine

the dirty sunshine



Dec 31 2008 11:57 PM

Happy New Year!!!

Jesse Gersten, you rock!
Already knew that didn't you!

Best wishes from us to you!!

Cheers,
thedirtysunshine
www. thedirtysunshine. com

Rock in the new year with TDSST!
Blondegirl

Blondegirl



Jan 3 2009 4:34 PM

Hey Sunshine!!

Happy New Year! So far, so good!!

XOXO
-=: A. P. O. T. A. :=-

-=: A. P. O. T. A. :=-



Jan 25 2009 10:26 PM

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jim rose



Feb 2 2009 9:08 PM

Hi Im going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
We dont read the messages at the circus site.
There are too many there and hard to manage
ThE FrUstRatEd CArtoOniSt

Nate Fakes



Mar 12 2009 12:40 AM

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Apr 11 2009 5:26 PM

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Pirate Studio

Pirate Studio



Mar 30 2009 4:11 AM

Thanks, Jesse!
Patricia

Patricia



Mar 27 2009 3:03 AM

Hi Jesse,, How have you been?,, We just love your comedy...

Dustin I would like to announce starting Today our Vote For Your Favorite Comedian Contest To Raise Awareness For Mastocytosis, Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, POTS (Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome) Chronic Fatigues Syndrome & Epilepsy ....This contest starts today March 26th.2009 and ends April 26th.2009 The Comedian with the most votes wins One Thousand Dollars.


Here are the rules....

You can vote on my page and Dustin's page ... You can vote for yourself 1 time each on both pages once a day... Example: You can vote for yourself On Dustin's Page and then Go to my page and vote for yourself in one day... You can have your friends vote for you on both pages one vote per page from each friend per day...Please post comments on you friends pages about the contest and send out bulletins that will help you get votes.. Everyone can vote... Singers ,, Musicians, Comedians, our friends, etc...



myspace.com/comedyforacause
myspace.com/patriciamastoandeds

If you are famous and you win... Please let us know the name of the charity you would like us to donate the One Thousand Dollars..
If you are not famous and win.. we ill give you the money towards your comedy career...

Good Luck..

And... Thank you for helping us to raise awareness.


Your friends..

Patricia & Dustin
Driven A.D. ( NEW US TOUR DATES!!!)

Driven A.D. ( NEW US TOUR DATES!!!)



Mar 23 2009 4:47 PM

Well that weekend went by way too fast! But it was a great one! How was yours?

Thanks for your support!

Driven A.D.
Z93

Z93



Apr 11 2009 2:34 AM

Happy Birthday from Z93 The #1 Hit Music Station!




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