Jesse Hammer
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"Art is anything you can get away with." - Andy Warhol
Male
33 years old
San Francisco, California
United States
Last Login: 10/30/2009
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drunk
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Jesse Hammer's Interests
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| General | Designing and Making T Shirts and such, Making and Listening to Music, Stand-Up Comedy, Movies, Video Games, Basketball(PISTONS!!!), Chiropractic, Poking Seniors, Nude Beekeeping, Llama Fights, Sporty Tank Tops, Molesting Hermits, Multiple Head Trauma, Alienating Young People, Tossing Muskrats, Cursing Washcloths, Hashin' It Out With The Neighbors, Back Alley Surgery, Dirty Panchos, Stalking Nancy Grace, Lotion Sculpture, Ketchup Tampering, Fashionable Disorders, Fat Kids, Squirrels With Attitude (S.W.A.), Fondleing Immigrants, Parking Lot Photography, Hasseling Shopkeeps, David Hasslehoff, Carnival Law, Amish Rake Fights, Canine Stigmata, Calendars With Pictures Of Bread On Them, Wasting People's Time, WHAT!!?! OKAY!!! | | Music | Dancin' Baby, Beastie Boys, Misfits, Run DMC, Joy Division, Public Enemy, Beck, Slayer, Portishead, Minor Threat, DJ Shadow, Velvet Underground, Silversun Pickups, Dr. Octagon, Afrika Bambaataa, Arctic Monkeys, Bauhaus, The Cramps, Prodigy, Sonic Youth, Bjork, Radiohead, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Egyptian Lover, Gnarls Barkley, Parliament Funkadelic, Aphrodite, Caribou, Dead Kennedys, The Sundays, The Pixies, Ween, LL Cool J, Massive Attack, N.W.A., Bloc Party, Billy Idol, The Specials, Lee Scratch Perry, Duran Duran, Black Flag, OutKast, Dr. Dre, Samhain, Motorhead, The Pharcyde, Issac Hayes, Gary Wilson, Black Sabbath, The Cure, Bryan Adams (Yes, Bryan Adams!), Slide Five, James Brown, Early Metallica, Devo, Heart, KISS, Ice T, Eazy E, Kraftwerk, Atari Teenage Riot, Danzig, Weezer, CJ Bolland, Goblin, Coldcut, Luscious Jackson, Link Wray, DJ Dara, Van Halen, The Skatalites, Peter Tosh, Jimi Hendrix, Harold Faltemeyer, Bad Brains, Weird Al, Tribe Called Quest, Butthole Surfers, Prince Paul, Johnny Cash, Kosheen, Patsy Cline, Link Wray, Dick Dale, Q Bert, Z-Trip, De La Soul, Deftones, Fugazi, TV On The Radio, Eric B. & Rakim, Asian Dub Foundation, Peaches, Green Day, Ladytron, Peeping Tom, Whatever Jeff & Iyad Are Playing At The Moment | | Movies | Star Wars, Night of the Living Dead, Dolemite, Evil Dead 2, The Dark Knight, The Fountain, The Jerk, The Pink Panther, Human Traffic, Dog Soldiers, 28 Days Later, Fight Club, Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Seven, Eraserhead, Amadeus, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Requiem For A Dream, Awesome; I Fuckin' Shot That!, Mad Max, Pulp Fiction, Dr. Strangelove, Shaun Of The Dead, Superman II, Halloween, Dawn Of The Dead, The Exorcist, Tougher Than Leather, Blade Runner, Airplane!, The Terminator, Blue Velvet, GoodFellas, Bad Taste, The Warriors, Godfather I & II, Last House On The Left, Clerks I & II, The Exorcist, Krush Groove, Young Frankenstein, Return Of The Living Dead, Coming To America, To Have And Have Not, Batman Begins, Citizen Kane, Night Of The Creeps, OldBoy, Suspiria, Dancer In The Dark, Carlito's Way, Sixteen Candles, Die Hard, Ed Wood, Cannibal: The Musical, The Hitcher, The Shining, Platoon, Back To the Future, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Animal Crackers, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Wild Bunch, Feast, The Lost Boys, House Party, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Kill Bill 1 (but not 2), Student Bodies, The Descent, Robocop, Heavenly Creatures, Orgazmo, Full Metal Jacket, Battle Royale, INLAND EMPIRE, Children of Men, Borat, Hot Fuzz, Superbad, The Bourne Trilogy, Knocked Up, Volver, Casino Royale, The Big Sleep, The Royal Tenenbaums, Casshern, King Of Kong, 300, The Maltese Falcon, The Midnight Meat Train | | Television | The Simpsons, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Battlestar Galactica, Father Ted, The Venture Brothers, Arrested Development, The Young Ones, MythBusters, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Freaks And Geeks, SCTV, Chappelle's Show, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, You Can't Do That On Television, DangerMouse, Ren & Stimpy, Twin Peaks, Fawlty Towers, Scrubs, The Vicar Of Dibley, Kids In The Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Sanford & Son, The Daily Show, The Golden Girls, Star Trek, Diff'rent Strokes, Band Of Brothers, Press Your Luck (No Whammies!) | | Books | House Of Leaves, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Big Sleep, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Pryor Convictions, To Kill A Mockingbird, Brain Droppings, The Serpent And The Rainbow, Clive Barker's Books Of Blood, Where The Sidewalk Ends, Star Wars books, If Chins Could Kill, Devil In A Blue Dress, World War Z, The Glass Key, The Big Sleep, Something Under The Bed Is Drooling, Grrl Scouts, Back In The Day, Fuck You Heroes | | Heroes | George Lucas, Rick Rubin, Rudy Ray Moore, Malcolm X, George Romero, Peter Sellers, Ralph McQuarrie, Bruce Campbell, Rick Baker, William S. Burroughs, Douglas Adams, Richard Edlund, Richard Pryor, Rick James, Bjork, David Lynch, Jeff 'The Wizard' Mills, Lou Reed, Lon Cheney, Chuck D, Marcus Garvey, George Carlin, Nico, Yoda, The Guy Who Invented Tetris, Lenny Bruce, Link Wray, Phil Spector, Aphrodite, Red Foxx, Stanley Kubrick, Isaiah Thomas, Bela Lugosi, Matt Groening, Afrika Bambataa, Frank Miller, H.P. Lovecraft, Nathaniel Hornblower, Marvelous Marvin Hagler, Glenn Danzig, Thurston Moore, Joe Dumars, Tom Savini, Albert Einstein, Nina Simone, Vincent Van Gogh, Julia Child, Pee Wee Herman, John Hughes, Peter Tosh, Jam Master Jay, Harrison Ford, Catherine O'Hara, Tony Alva, Beck, Bo Diddley, John Cleese, Martin Luther King Jr., Sam Raimi, Leonard Nimoy, Voltron, Andy Warhol, Mike Bibby, Dave Chappelle, Tom Savini, Father Jack Hacket, Adam Horovitz, John Starks, Tito Jackson, Bea Arthur, Count Chocula, Ziggy, Naploeon Bonaparte, Orville Redenbacher, Gerome The Donkey, Rudy Huxtable, Flyin' Brian, The guy who directed Mac & Me, Yo' Momma.
And all of my family and friends. You light up my life, bitches! |
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Jesse Hammer's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Grand Rapids, MI | | Body type: | 7' 11" | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Professional Jerk |
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Jesse Hammer N UR XTNDED NETWRX STAHKIN UR FRENZ Posted at 11:42 PM Oct 2, 2007
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Stop Giving Me See's Candies!!!
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Anna Nicole Smith's Son Dies Of Embarassment.
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JESUS CHRIST, IT'S HOT IN HERE!!!
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Who the fuck put nuts in my bread!!?!
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BLOC FUCKIN’ PARTY!!!! (or IRONIC YOUTH CULTURE!!!!)
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About me:
I hit your mom with a plastic rake.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Philantropists, taxidermists, anarchists, facists, enthusiasts, miscreants, transients, deviants, sycophants. Cannibals, vegetables, manimals, incredibles. Homos, Schlomos, no-shows, don't knows. Mexicans, pedestrians, next-of-kins, thespians, lesbians, has-beens, never-beens, shirts and skins. Protestants, defendants, contestants, beligerants. Haters, waiters, skaters, creators, masturbaters, strangulators, agitators, copulators, peas and taters, stimulators, instigators, vindicators, Ralph Naders, walrus maters, masticators, salivaters. Jews, prudes, nudes, dudes. Ladies, shadys, maties, Bradys. Performers, informers, reformers, conformers. Criminals, minimals, principals, individuals
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