Jessie
Jessie Von Presley
Jessie Von Presley I'm the perfect picture of mental health... as long as I pretend to be someone else

Male
31 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 2/9/2010
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    Jessie's Interests
Generalsong writing
screenwriting
comedy
playing guitar
singing
stand up comedy
writing
film making
poetry
art
sketch comedy
old furniture
fashion
politics
liberals
thrift stores
vintage clothing
victorian houses
old school choppers
t-buckets
model cars
bicycling
wood and metal crafts
news
world events
The Howard Stern Show
Sirius satellite radio
The Pacific Coast Highway
Musicrock, folk, funk, punk, metal, pop, hip hop, blues, jazz, soul, bluegrass, rockabilly, industrial, new wave, old country, and swing.


here are some bands I really dig.....

AC/DC
Alice Cooper
THE BEATLES
Black Sabbath
Bob Dylan
Creedence Clearwater Revival
David Bowie
Deadboy & The Elephantmen ELECTRIC SIX
Elvis Presley
Flo-rida
George Thurougood
Guns n' Roses
Harry Chapin
James Brown
Jay-Z
Jerry Lee Lewis
JESSIE VON PRESLEY
John Lennon
Lady Gaga
Loretta Lynn
Louis Prima
The Mammas and the Pappas
MARILYN MANSON
Neil Young
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Primus
Prince
R.E.M.
The Rolling Stones
THE SEX PISTOLS
Simon and Garfunkel
The Talking Heads
Weezer
THE WHITE STRIPES
White Zombie
Wu Tang Clan
ZZ Top
MoviesAmerican Psyco
Ed Wood
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
The Wrestler
Office Space
Pulp Fiction
The Godfather 1 & 2
Shadow of The Vampire
The Matrix
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
Goodfellas
The Jerk
Fargo
Easy Rider
Full Metal Jacket
TelevisionThe Munsters
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Sorpranos
South Park
Breaking Bad
Entourage
BooksToo Fat To Fish
Confederacy of Dunces
Long Hard Road Out Of Hell
Private Parts
Great Expectations
Lying Liars Who Lie
HeroesBarack Obama
Howard Stern
Marilyn Manson
Woody Allen
Mel Brooks
Larry David
John Lennon

     Jessie's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 6" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer

   Jessie's Networking
Music - Performance - Other
www.jessievonpresley.com



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   Jessie's Blurbs
About me:
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My band: www.myspace.com/jessievonpresley

My stand-up comedy: www.myspace.com/jessiepresleycomedy

Some writing: www.edirred.com/jessievonpresley

Sketch Comedy: www.youtube.com/jessievonpresley

I also do a little acting and modeling, but I'm not going to post anymore self promoting links... Even I have to draw the line at some point.

My current profile song is NOT a representation of my band, we intentionally set out to make a goofy/spooky Halloween song using The Munster's TV theme song with a Mansonesqe vibe b/c there just aren't enough cool Halloween songs out there. If you'd like a free mp3 of the song send me your email address, otherwise you'll have to wait until this time next year to year it again.

I love art and incorperating it into every aspect of my life, from my clothes and music to my cars and home decore. I'm into a lot of things, but unfortunately there doesn't seem to be enough hours in the day to accommodate everything. Other than my music and comedy I like to work on cars, run, bike, hang out at the beach, and at bars, but not bars at the beach. I enjoy building model cars, playing my acoustic guitar, and driving way too fast on curvy roads in my hot rod. I have a lot of interest in politics, and I'm pretty far to the left of things. I'm very self analytical, and realize that I'm a little self absorbed...among other things. I've done lots of crazy things in my life that could've gotten me killed or locked up, but since I was lucky enough for that not to have happend I have a lot of great stories, or so I'm told. I'm definitely a romantic, but also not one of those people that base my happiness on other people, so you see being a total narcosis has its advantages :)
Who I'd like to meet:
I like meeting all types of interesting characters, this is one of the great things about living in Hollywood. Obviously I get along well with people who are into the rock scene, hot rods, and who appreciate a prolific dick joke. I'd like to meet people with a passion for life, and those who are fearless. I feel really lucky to have a handful of amazing people in my life, but then again I have another hand that could use a few more.

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Feb 9 2010 10:25 PM

perfect, thanks a lot:)
Lord Frieze

Lord Frieze



Jan 2 2010 3:28 AM

New Year Fuckin Evil w African Satan Piano!! Adam Lambert, wth was i thinking..
~NikKils Vakkervrede~

~NikKils Vakkervrede~



Jan 1 2010 1:38 AM

Happy fucking new year hun!!!!


Njoy it very muchhhh!


Love n hugs :)



*NKV*
Wildweed

Christine Swamplandzine Horrordrunx



Dec 12 2009 4:03 AM

The cropped ones look great. Thank you!!
SPADRA

SPADRA



Dec 11 2009 10:15 AM

Thanks for the support, and check out the new songs we have up!!!
Kelly Katharine

Kelly Katharine



Dec 8 2009 10:54 PM

How are you Jessie? Kkat
Jimmy FTW and Stacy Marie

Jimmy FTW and Stacy Marie



Dec 2 2009 10:54 PM

Stacy's sister bought her this mask in France Photobucket
Graci

Graci



Dec 3 2009 4:00 AM

No, it's Laney and Jeordie's, but I really want one haha
MANDI sometimes [Malfunction]V2.2 HIGH CLASS HATE

MANDI sometimes [Malfunction]V2.2 HIGH CLASS HATE



Dec 2 2009 3:59 AM

I have too many guilty pleasures to list!
MANDI sometimes [Malfunction]V2.2 HIGH CLASS HATE

MANDI sometimes [Malfunction]V2.2 HIGH CLASS HATE



Dec 2 2009 1:36 AM

I love you because you have this list of music you like with Lady Gaga right in the middle of it. lol
Kathlyn Fox ♫

Kathlyn Fox ♫



Nov 28 2009 7:58 PM

0:-)  Thank you!
Kurisutiina

Kurisutiina



Nov 28 2009 2:21 AM

oh me, just right now. :D
Kurisutiina

Kurisutiina



Nov 28 2009 2:16 AM

aww but you dont want to loose to a girl!!!
Kurisutiina

Kurisutiina



Nov 20 2009 9:02 AM

i know, but i had absolutely no moneyt i had no gasoline in the car, and yes. i was sad cause i didnt go.
the one and only..

the one and only..



Nov 17 2009 1:13 PM

Everyone is doing good, kids are growing like weeds. How about yourself? I think we are getting ready to move to Australia, so that should be interesting. Calvin went there a couple of weeks back due to  business and loved it! He described it as a nation of alcoholics under control so we should have no problem fitting in :) I'll keep you updated on that one.
vavavavava

vavavavava



Nov 16 2009 7:36 PM

Your fashion get-up must've hit the perfect note! I'm okay, just trying to keep my head on straight while I get a million things done pre-thanks, including maybe get a lit rep etc. and while continuing to do mundane tasks like organize my surroundings.
the one and only..

the one and only..



Nov 13 2009 8:36 PM

I have to say I really despise Lady GaGa but your version of Poker Face is pretty dang good ;) And I dig your mask, did you make it?
Katie Kasket ©

Katie Kasket ©



Nov 13 2009 6:56 PM

fucking brilliant!  thanks jessie ;)
Shuey

Shuey



Nov 11 2009 12:42 AM

ha ha
*Minion*

Rachel Miller



Nov 10 2009 5:53 PM

It's Cleopatra, show-girl style!
Lexa Vonn

Lexa Vonn



Nov 9 2009 7:30 AM

11 or 11:30.  He's right after you.  
Kurisutiina

Kurisutiina



Nov 5 2009 11:21 PM

oh shows sounds exciting, so when and where are the shows, if you got anyfree ones in hollweird i would love to go man
Kurisutiina

Kurisutiina



Nov 4 2009 11:52 PM

thank you:D
Kurisutiina

Kurisutiina



Nov 4 2009 11:38 PM

how are you?
temptress~soul

temptress~soul



Nov 2 2009 4:07 AM

fancy seein u here ;)
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