Jessica Halem is no ordinary genius from a small town in Ohio. She is also a radical feminist queer Jew with a unique brand of "on-your-face" stand-up that makes audiences blush. Jessica has been performing for over 10 years and is often compared to such beloveds as her late grandmother and acidophilus. Performing for seven years with her all-lesbian stand up comedy group The Hysterical Women, she traveled from P-town to San Francisco and most recently she finished a tour of Northeast colleges with the radical queer performance troupe: esoterica. In Chicago, she can be seen emceeing the sold out Gurlesque Burlesque shows or raising money for democrats.
remember when i was falsely imprisoned in stargaze because y'all didn't want me exposing myself on the street?
i started wearing a bra when i went to work for carnival - it was actually explicitly required in their dress code. i think you would proudly "support" my hooters in tassels currently. xxxooo
Hey Jessica, I hope your Tuesday is going well. Just wanted to stop by and say hi since I saw you were on. I still love the profile pic by the way. Talk to you later.
i'm totally wearing a prom dress to my next stirrups engagement. i think the reproductive health clinic of central alabama would appreciate. but mostly, since i don't have an annual ball to attend, i desperately NEED somewhere to wear formal gowns. see you're staying busy in feb. give me a shout out.
a hungover hot mess. just the way i like em. the ms. foundation just granted us $120k to "build a movement" and shut down the alabama women's prison. can you take it??!! i need to catch up with you a.k.a. i need a favor.
i feel like i should tell you, since you wrote my recommendation, that i've had a 4.0 in business and accounting courses for the past 3 terms. i should show that photo to the admissions office at troy university montgomery.
yo, i've messaged you in many different permutations just to make sure that YOU know that your video is ready (at least in a usuable form [you might want more fancy]) and has been sent to you via email. ziggy-POW!
