About me:
Well here I am on myspace! You are looking at my profile (should you be?), isn't it pretty? If you can't see it, there's a picture of Optimus Prime in the back.
I lived in Midland, then Barrie, then Guelph. I now live in Mississauga with my bf, cat, and about 70 snakes. It's pretty neat!
I did some very basic messing with my profile finally.... hopefully the colours and stuff aren't too offensive ;)
Who I'd like to meet: meet? I don't really think you meet anyone on here, other than bands that for some reason want to add you to their friends list. Yeah man, I'm friends with the bands profile...
I have blocked friend requests from bands. I was getting over 5 a DAY, and it was just from those automated services that can add a million per day. If you're a band and really want to contact me for some strange reason if I know you, feel free to mail me. But somehow I doubt anyone from 'I Mother Earth' will remember when I hung out with them, lol!
I'm a total facebook whore now and have got in touch with a lot of people, it's been SO GREAT! Please join, you never know who you'll find!
Thanks to cosmo radio, I have added vocab from this video! "I'm not talking to you..... but I will text you, and I will let you know, I'm not talking to you!" ha ha ha ha
Hey! It's time for the Tuesday Tres Survey! ("tres" means "three" in Spanish silly) The other surveys are just way too long, so take mine instead. Please PARTICIPATE you won't EXERT. CO-OPERATE or my feelings be HURT. :(
Randy "The Helpful" Pineapples most favouritest inventions of all time #1: Garbage Cans with Pedals!! Yes they are part disposal, part puppet, and all fun. See for someone like me. It's the bestest cause I lack upper limbs. But I can just use my feet and it opens like a little "jack in the box" or should I say "David in the box" Thats right you see I paste a picture of my fav celebrity on the inside of the trash lid. Then you step on the pedal and Voila instant laughter. My can has a pic of David Hasselhoff inside. It makes me laugh for hours on end. I have a small mind ya know. I think everybody should start doing it pronto!! You could even put a good friends photo in there, hand them some garbage and ask them if they could throw it away for you (If they are a true friend they will). Then laugh hysterically at them when they pop the lid and they have a confused look on their mug! Fun good times for all to enjoy!!! TELL THEM RANDY MADE YOU DO IT!!!
Hey! It's time for the Thursday Tres Survey! ("tres" means "three" in Spanish silly) The other surveys are just way too long, so take mine instead. Please PARTICIPATE you won't EXERT. CO-OPERATE or feelings be HURT. :(
If you were invisible, where would you go?
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?
If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be?:
Randy "The Helpful" Pineapple says: Some people get excited when they open a box of something and get that Bonus Bubble Wrap inside. Not me!! That gets boring pretty quick. PoP pOP Pop !! No I get excited for the Styro-Foam!! Not the little packing S shaped chips silly!! I am talking bout the big block shapes with various knooks and crevices in them, they are used to keep the product nice and snug inside the box. Anyway. I like to take them and build little boats and cities I use toothpicks as connectors. One time I made a double decker houseboat. Bath time is never funner! Have a great day.
Randy "The Helpful" Pineapples Party tip#3 : Have you ever been at a party in a friends garage or even in their kitchen, having a great ol time when all of a sudden the mood is spoiled by "Beer Bottle Butter fingers over there?? Yes broken pieces of glass everywhere. And what sucks even more is everyone is in their barefeet!!! Picking up the large pieces of a broken glass is usually easy enough, but getting up those tiny slivers can be a real pain (figuratively if not literally). The easiest way to make sure you don't miss any is to press a slice of bread over the area. ( I said bread not toast silly!! GEEZ who has toast at a party anyway!!) Yup You can clean up glass fragments using bread! Just be careful not to prick yourself when you toss the bread into the garbage.
Use BREAD!! So you won't see RED from your finger that BLED!! Ok I'm done now!!
Randy "The Helpful" Pineapple says: Here is a tip for Birthdays and other rapidly approaching gift giving holidays!!! Instead of the commercialized silly regular Holiday wrapping paper, that you use to wrap gifts in, I use WALLPAPER to wrap my gifts, it is much stronger and often prettier than regular wrapping paper. For an added bonus I will wet the back of the wallpaper before you wrap the gifts. It is very fun to see the frustration of your gift recievers faces When they have ttrouble removing the paper!! My Grandma gets very mad and yells F*CK It!! and throws the gift to the floor. GOOD TIMES!! OK BYE!!
Randy says: I don't know about you, but I have sensitive skin. Thats why I have to wear those purdy bright yellow rubber gloves when I do dishes. But you wanna know the bestest part? When the rubber gloves develop a hole , I cut them in strips on the width, both the hand part and the fingers and Voila!! You now have rubber bands. You can use them for all sorts of neat stuff. If I had long hair thats what I'd be using to tie it up with. But sadly I do not (sigh). So I just shoot them at mean people instead, and my grandma she's mean too.
Randy"The Helpful"Pineapples Weekend Words of Wisdom:
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp,
some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and
all are different colors.... but they all have to learn to live in
the same box...... *note from Randy: Sure these are positive words for peace and harmony. But I noticed one thing "There is no senior citizen crayons!! I mean unless you count the Grey crayon one to be old and pokey and dangerous behind the wheel of a car and open there car doors into yours and give you a ding and take 25 minutes to go into their purse to get exact change in pennies to pay for there Tim Hortons coffee and almost make you late for work cause they take so friggin long!! "Listen lady!! You might got nothing to do and nowhere to go but I gotta go to work!! And quit babbleing about the friggin weather MOVE IT!!!
Um I am sorry about that everyone :(
I got a little carried away there, I love old people <3. They are cool. I am just a little crabby today cause I didn"t get my morning Tim Hortons coffee. "CAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO GO THERE TODAY CAUSE I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO BE THERE IN MY FRIGGIN WAY.... YES I SAID IT,... AN OLD LADY!!!!....
Um just kidding! Have a great weekend!:)
