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Jess
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Improv

			"I want to become a bounty hunter." Female 99 years old CAMBRIDGE, MA United States Last Login: 7/3/2008
Mood: intense
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MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/jesssutich

Jess's Comedian Bio

Bio

Stand-Up Venues

Toast

Wellesley College

The Comedy Studio

The Comedy Connection

The Lizard Lounge

Dick Doherty’s

Sally O’Briens

The Emerald Isle

All Asia

Bastard’s Inc (http://www.bastardsinccomedy.com/)

The Tribe Boston (http://www.tribeboston.com/)

Freak Train (CO) (http://www.bugtheatre.org/)

The Bleu Cow (CO) (http://www.bovinemetropolis.com/)

Jazz At Jacks (CO) (http://www.jazzatjacks.com/)

Ioka Theater (NH) (http://www.iokaentertainment.com/)

The Stone Church (NH) (http://www.thestonechurch.com/)

Improv and Sketch Venues

Improv Boston

Improv Asylum

The Tribe Boston

Zeitgeist Theater

Boston University

The Puppet Showplace Theatre

Jess's Interests

General

I am fascinated by a caber toss or a world's strongest man competition. I really enjoy the dictionary both as a means of learning new words and as a tool for killing things with too many legs. I can get sucked into the infinite cat project really easily. I like water, both being in it and drinking it but not at the same time. When I get nervous I talk like an 80 year old woman. I get worried about old people when I see them shoveling or carrying groceries. I can knit a scarf, I can beat you at fencing. My mom googled my name one day only two things came up: my status as a high school marching band alumnus and my recent performance on an all gay stand-up night. I really need to increase my web presence. I have a Paula and Carol Album from my childhood that I did a really good job coloring. I recognize the value of a nice pen. If you see me out and about you should talk to me. It might feel awkward but trust me, I am enjoying it.

5 Funny Females

Music

I like music.

Heroes

People who wear comfortable shoes with confidence.

Jess's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Lesbian
Hometown:	Morristown
Body type:	5' 5" / Body builder
Zodiac Sign:	Libra
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Desk Jockey by day...comedian by night

Jess's Clips

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Clips: 1

Total Plays: 138

Plays Today: 0

Comedy Connection

Run Time: 307

Plays: 138
Comments: 1

Upcoming Gigs

Jul 5 2008

9:30P

Improv Boston

Cambridge MA

Jul 6 2008

8:00P

Comedy Studio

Cambridge MA

Jul 12 2008

9:30P

Improv Boston

Cambridge MA

Jul 19 2008

9:30P

Improv Boston

Cambridge MA

Jul 26 2008

9:30P

Improv Boston

Cambridge MA

Jul 26 2008

9:30P

Improv Boston

Cambridge MA

Aug 2 2008

9:30P

Improv Boston

Cambridge MA

Aug 8 2008

8:00P

Comedy Studio

Cambridge MA

Aug 9 2008

9:30P

Improv Boston

Cambridge MA

Aug 16 2008

9:30P

Improv Boston

Cambridge MA

Aug 21 2008

8:00P

Comedy Studio

Cambridge MA

Aug 23 2008

9:30P

Improv Boston

Cambridge MA

Aug 30 2008

9:30P

Improv Boston

Cambridge MA

Jess's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]

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Jess's Blurbs

About me:

Who I'd like to meet:
Someone named Francis Picklebottom. If that’s you, then for Chrissake, let me buy you a beer already.

Jess's Friend Space (Top 8)

Jess has 124 friends.

Emily

Shannon

Liz

Emily

Maria Ciampa

Mike Morrell

Strube-a-licious

Tim Paul

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Jess's Friends Comments

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Troy Puppet Theater	May 5 2008 9:52 AM Hopefully finding me was easier than finding a way out of Salem. thanks for the add!
Michelle	Apr 11 2008 1:15 PM omg, I cant believe how much food we ate, lol, or maybe that was jus me!
Sharon	Apr 6 2008 6:00 AM So much green!
Emily	Apr 3 2008 10:10 AM Gallant, eh? I like it.
Michelle	Mar 11 2008 1:25 PM Way to tear up the black diamonds last night, rock sttaaa!
5 Funny Females	Feb 26 2008 9:20 AM Hi Jess - Looking forward to performing with you in Boston on Saturday, April 5th! Susan 5 Funny Females
Michelle	Feb 19 2008 6:22 PM hey stranger, your picture rocks!
Emily	Feb 19 2008 12:03 PM Thank god you have me, cause otherwise you would have no photos on your page. Well, maybe the one with the stellar dance moves...
elena ciampa	Jan 29 2008 3:34 PM Jess, you da bomb. Please come to Northampton w/ Maria next time she does a show out this way....PLEASE! I told my friends she's got a hootin' hilarious bunch-o-cronies. This means YOU. (I dont know any of the others, plus they're all shallow anyway, except Micah, of course.)..!!!
Liz	Jan 27 2008 7:05 PM um, the pope? really?
5 Funny Females	Jan 27 2008 5:50 PM Hi Jess - Thank you for being part of the 5 Funny Females SOLD OUT show in Boston on January 26th. Picture of 5 Funny Females Boston Line-up from Left to Right: Jessica Sutich, Chantal Carrere, Bethany Van Delft, Susan Alexander and Maria Ciampa Best, Susan
shannon	Jan 24 2008 6:01 PM I wish I could come on Saturday, please keep me posted about this 5 funny females thing, I would like to laugh at you ladies....
The Red Menace	Jan 24 2008 4:18 PM Boo, why you gotta be doing major events on weekends when I'm busy and ill? And in JP? Be on this side of the river!
The Red Menace	Dec 31 2007 11:11 AM Happy New Year's Eve! I hope it is a splendid one that does NOT involve freezing to death in a snowbank. My own exciting plans involve ham.
5 Funny Females	Dec 12 2007 2:59 PM Hi Jess - Look forward to performing with you on Saturday, January 26th at the Midway Cafe. Best, Susan Alexander
Emily	Nov 29 2007 1:26 PM Hey wait, you're a face flap! Face flap! Face flap! Hehe...
Emily	Nov 8 2007 1:04 PM I vote for MASH!
Michelle	Nov 8 2007 11:58 AM heyy, if you want to make me a facebook page and a scrabble board, id love to join :) or we can play MASH!
Maria Ciampa	Oct 5 2007 6:27 AM Let's do this thing. And by this thing I mean screw a pooch.
kris	Sep 29 2007 12:50 AM
Sawyer	Sep 26 2007 1:25 PM
elena ciampa	Aug 27 2007 11:41 AM Thank you for naming me your hero. I know you saw me wearing comfortable shoes with confidence. All the other bitches were teetering on their pinched toes. They know who they are. And while we're on the topic of confidence, thanks for being my fourth friend.
Liz	Aug 1 2007 10:58 AM whaddddup!?!?!?! this page doesnt look used nearly enough. but i appreciate that you are a body builder
Maria Ciampa	May 26 2007 5:46 AM There are so many more letters. But only 10 minute increments.
Shannon	Apr 6 2007 12:52 PM You are one funny bitch.
Brian	Apr 6 2007 9:54 AM Comment # 1 FUCK YA. Kinda lack luster I know....but it's all I could bring to the table...sorry...I'm a terrible friend.

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