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jess
jess innocent in pink

Female
103 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 3/27/2009
Mood: amused Mood Image
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   jess's Comedian Bio
Biocarrott juice veggies and fruit hippie mama didn't have a lot of loot standin' in lines for food stamps to boot stale quarter candy in the corner flava's fruit
InfluencesRedd Foxx,Richard Pryor, Mae West, Lily Tomlin, Bernie Mac, Katt Williams, Bill Hicks
Membershttp://one.../find/title/french+bistro.._show_video_90113
TV ShowsDef Comedy Jam

    jess's Interests
GeneralI love to Roller Skate, eat coffee cake and watch people shop at the 99 cent store
MusicLee Scratch Perry, Zeppelin, Beanie Man, Billy Holiday, NWA, Motley Crue, Sublime, Stevie Wonder, Black Flag, Mary J., Wu-Tang, Luda, Tenacious D, Daddy Yankee, Dr.Israel,Shakira, Los Locos, The Cramps, Black Flag, Janes Addiction, Velvet Underground, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Snoop, Eminem
MoviesBlazing Saddles, The Jerk, King of New York, Bugsy Malone, Friday, Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip, North Shore, Resevoir Dogs, The OutsidersDazed and Confused, A Night at the Opera, Annie Hall, Waiting For Gufman
TelevisionFlava of Love, Sienfeld, The O.C., Simpsons, Jeopardy, Good Times, Welcome Back Kotter, All in the Family, The Superfriends, Deadwood, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Beauty and the Geek, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Wire
Books365 Smiles From the Buddha, Dharma Punx, A Million Little Pieces, Geek Love, Dreamland, Love Lucy, Live From New York, Side Effects, Nigger, Eldorado Red, The War of Art, Go Ask Alice
HeroesMae West, Wonder Woman,Super Cat, Twila Tharpe, Billy Holiday, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Madonna, Sue Johanson, Anias Nin, Dorothy Parker, Judy Blume

     jess's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hollywood, California
Body type:8' 11"
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:kick ass chick-comic
Income:$250,000 and Higher

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Television - Talent - Comedian



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   jess's Blurbs
About me:
Check out a clip of a new documentary about me www.myspace.com/jesswooddoc
Who I'd like to meet:
NYC Comics, gangstas,funky junkies, playas,heffers, pirate hookers gone wild,lovers, haters, people who love coffee,divas, down and outs, hobos, magicians, psycics, cat ladies, dog dudes, roller skate disco dancers and the dudes who mop up after men leave the whack-off booths...brave souls

   jess's Friend Space (Top 11)
jess has 545 friends.
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jess's Friends Comments
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filozofe

filozofe



Dec 9 2009 11:17 PM





premier round



Miss Mandy Lemons

Miss Mandy Lemons



Oct 13 2009 8:48 PM

Miss Mandy Lemons

Miss Mandy Lemons



Sep 23 2009 9:53 PM


 

Nadya Ginsburg

Nadya Ginsburg



Jan 14 2009 11:41 PM

I'm a douchebag for missing your Birthday. Happy Birthday dear friend. Love you. Here is a new video I hope you enjoy. xoxo Berg Ginsburg
CURIOUS - (NEW CD ON iTUNES NOW!!!!)

CURIOUS -  (NEW CD ON iTUNES NOW!!!!)



Jan 2 2009 6:27 PM

♥ Happy Birthday ♥
Valentine.

Valentine.



Dec 29 2008 9:50 AM

In Be Kind Rewind, this one lady looked like you at first glance. But it was not. And then I got sad.

PS: I like the picture of your pussy. Bahaha.
Chelsea

chelsea miller



Dec 23 2008 11:24 PM

i just watched some of your stand up stuff on your page and i was dying laughing i want to come see you next time im in NY
love you lots miss you
chels
Valentine.

Valentine.



Sep 8 2008 10:03 PM

I think that was influenced by lots of whiskey. My bad? All loves from me to youuu.
Valentine.

Valentine.



Sep 7 2008 1:51 AM

Bitch, shut the fuck up!
Nadya Ginsburg

Nadya Ginsburg



Aug 11 2008 6:21 PM

Jess I just watched your waxing comedia del arte. Hillarious as usual. I loved "long lips" Don't know if you saw this already, but we are on the same page. Hopefully Babka can wax Jess in an episode. Love and miss you, Nadgxoxo
Valentine.

Valentine.



Jul 30 2008 12:38 AM

Jess Wood gives me wood.

Shalom!
Valentine.

Valentine.



Jul 27 2008 1:07 AM

PS: I'm moving back to PA at the very end of August. I will try to come to this month's SUPER WEDNESDAY and enjoy your va-j-j throughly.
Valentine.

Valentine.



Jul 14 2008 8:05 AM

I miss your vah-j-j but not your wieners.
Visit soon!
Valentine.

Valentine.



Jun 24 2008 8:20 PM

After watching all your videos, I love you even more.
I can't wait for wednesday! Woo! Tittiesss!
Miss Mandy Lemons

Miss Mandy Lemons



May 29 2008 6:28 PM

Hey doll-cakes! Hope you can make it tomorrow nite! Show starts at midnite. Don Hill's - Spring St. & Greenwich.
XOXOX
Nadya Ginsburg

Nadya Ginsburg



May 21 2008 5:02 PM

What's up my crazy sexy cool sister? Just wondering if you realized that I'm wearing the "vintage Banana Republic" army green foliage top/dress you gave me in this photo. Miss you.
xoxoxoxNadge
Jason Good

Jason Good



May 21 2008 4:10 PM

You got your picture taken with Big Red!
Nadya Ginsburg

Nadya Ginsburg



Apr 24 2008 7:18 PM

Love and miss you Miss Ber G.
Ina xoxox
Nadya Ginsburg

Nadya Ginsburg



Apr 24 2008 7:17 PM

Madonna promotes the worm


Leah Bonnema

Leah Bonnema



Apr 13 2008 4:23 AM

i love your dolphin!!! what up lady?! i am in maine for a while, mi ma was in an accident and i am taking care of her till she is back on her feet.
how are you??? xoxoxo
Peggy Punch

Peggy Punch



Mar 20 2008 10:26 AM


Monkey! I miss you and lovveee youuu!!
Nadya Ginsburg

Nadya Ginsburg



Feb 11 2008 8:56 AM

Jesser, here's a little weird for you. Miss you. I just got a camera so if we're ever on the same coast we should preserve some for posterity..Yeah OUR ASSESS xoxoxoxoNadg
I'll Be Right Black, You Stay White Here...

I'll Be Right Black, You Stay White Here...



Jan 2 2008 5:20 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!
So lovely talking to you today. Miss you and i will see you soon!
XPOONDIGGY

XPOONDIGGY



Dec 28 2007 8:45 AM

Hi jess !!!!!!!!!















CURIOUS - (NEW CD ON iTUNES NOW!!!!)

CURIOUS -  (NEW CD ON iTUNES NOW!!!!)



Dec 26 2007 11:28 PM

♥ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♥
Party like a rock star :) because I love you so much, and it's your birthday send me an email to curiouslovesyou@gmail.com with your favorite song of mine, and I'll email you an MP3 of that song!! Wishing you the best year yet!

XOXOX
CURIOUS
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