grunge/dirty/heroin rock
Soundgarden, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Sonic Youth, Pearl Jam, The Pixies, The Meat Puppets, L7, Kyuss, Temple of the Dog, Mudhoney, Jeff Buckley, Mad Season, Eagles of Death Metal
newer/too popular
Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters, The Vines, Interpol, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Deftones, Rage Against the Machine, The Distillers, MUSE, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, Fatih No More
stuff old people listen to
Pink Floyd, The Animals, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Jimi Hendrix (Experience $ Gypsies), The Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath (pre-Dio), The Doors, The Sweet, Janis Joplin, The Beatles, Syd Barrett, Django Reinhardt
pre-punk/post-punk/kind of punk
Velvet Underground, MC5, The Stooges, The Refused, Streetlight Manifesto, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, Joy Division, Sleater-Kinney, The Clash, Anything Jello Biafra farts on
faggot indie muzic
Modest Mouse, Cat Power, Elliot Smith, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom, Battles, Sigur Ros, LOVAGE, Deadbolt, Spoon I guess but they're sort of too catchy to be indie.
I'm convinced my taste in music is the best in the entire world. Ever. If you disagree, then you are stupid and ugly and you probably listen to U2.
Q: BUT DRAY Y DO U H8 U2 THEIR SO COOL
A: I hate U2 because their lead singer's name is Bono. That's a name that you give to your mangy, blind dog with three legs. And tacky sunglasses. What's worse, their guitarist named himself "The Edge." How much crack do you have to smoke to think that "The Edge" is a cool alias to go by? A guitarist should at least have some sort of musical ability to go by a different name. Even that Yngfvlw Mllts7em or however the hell you spell it didn't shorten that severely-vowel deprived name because he didn't need to. He knows he's awesome, and he knows that "The Edge" is a tit. U2 is a stupid band name. They have never produced any cohesive work, their music videos make me want to kill Irish people for the sake of ethnic cleansing, Bono sings like a little girl, and they are just plain old fashioned SUCK. People say that they've had an impact on music. Yeah, well I'd like to see it. Nobody has ever been influenced by U2 because nobody wants to sound like U2.
About me: DREY. Even the name screams, "Hey, is that a chick?"
I like long walks on the beach and making fun of those less fortunate than I am.
Leather and tight pants are awesome to me, but goddamnit do I hate pretentious pussy rock bands. Like U2. God, I hate them so much. I even made a myspace page about how much I hate U2, but Tom, their numba 1 fan 4 eva, deleted it.
FACT: People only look cool when they're smoking cigarettes or hanging out next to me.
Cynics believe I'm an abomination to their demi-philosophy, but I always believed that the stegosaurus had more charisma than any self-proclaimed cynic.
I'm a living work of satire, NOW with just 2 grams of sodium and 5 hits of E.
My eyeballs have hallucinogenic properties; lick them and you'll see frogs.
If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear a Satanic message. About me. Listen closely. What's worse, when you play it forward, it plays "Stairway to Heaven."
I shot John F. Kennedy.
Facts that are real, honest, true, and sometimes repetitive or redundant and oftentimes repeat themselves:
+ Discordian. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
+ I have some sort of college degree in something.
+ My blood is music. Music heals all. Unless you got cancer.
+ I was born and raised in Guam. I just recently moved to Gainesville.
+ Words like "chink," "fag," and "nigger" hilariate me, but I cringe every time someone uses the word "fuck" to connotate "sex." That's fucked up.
+ I am half Korean and half white. Therefore, I am a rice cracker. I coined this term. Don't believe otherwise.
+ My talents include pulling money out of my ass, mixing drinks, and making others want to hang themselves.
+ You know, it just keeps getting funnier and funnier each time someone decides to call me "Dr. Dre." That joke never ever gets old, and each time I'm referred to as a rapper, I almost piss my pants out of sheer hilarity.
I think you are a really kind and beautiful person. I'm happy that we are irl friends now and not just internet friends. It was fun being internet friends but now that we are irl friends I can sleep at your house on your big ass couch. You take awesome care of your guests and always make sure I'm comfy. You are very smart and teach me new things every time I see you ( like about healthy eating, Guam, makeup, pool.) You are very pretty. I wish I was as thin as you. You are like the perfect size in the world ever. You are tiny and perfect!! Your eyes are so cool and your hair is long and pretty and not tangled.. and you have awesome tattoos!! SO in conclusion you are beautiful, kind, smart, and really a great friend that I'm glad to have! <3 LOVE YOU DREY.
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