i am interested in the philosophy of anarchism, driving myself nuts(!) thinking about anarchism and how to incorporate it into my naziland u.s.a. life, without giving up the superficial things i enjoy like laughing at random assholes in the street.
i wish i lived near water so that i could look at the waves or the boats or the people swimming by, but i don't. instead, i live in the damn desert, which is okay too because there are mountains, but some places have both water and mountains, and that would be something i'd be more interested in.
i am also interested in not taking long walks anywhere, or doing much strenuous exercise at all,
staying out of the sun as much as possible,
talking to the least amount of people as necessary,
staring down cops as they pass by with their guns and badges and humongous donutguts,
i think i'd be interested in having fish one day and i have four little ones in this humongous tank, but i don't pay much attention to them, besides feeding them, because they're fish and fish are kind of boring, so scratch that last thing off the interests list. thanks.
i am interested in--i know this one for certain, making music and listening to music and criticizing other people's crappy music. if the music you make sucks (and you have not done it purposely), you should be banned from the planet earth.
and finally, the main thing i am interested in is entertaining myself until i die.
aren't we all?
haha. die!
Music
Nsync, backstreet boyz, jimmy condomhead and the rubberband peanutstand, the runs, and music by morgan city trash (from people i know, because the rest of morgan city is pretty much shit and everything that comes from shit has got to be worse than shit).
yes, FUCK MORGAN CITY, LOUISIANA. fucking pervert cult.
Movies
Shitfaced Home Movies (founded by Ana-mocity) is the only thing i watch.
Morgan City Trash rules!
Television
used to have a knob that you had to pull out to turn the thing on. Remote controls were huge and we all called them "clickers."
People were really into game shows back then. not so much for a long time, but they seem to be coming back nowadays. Lately, i've been watching alot of american idol, shows that talk about american idol, re-runs of American idol, and old mix-recordings of american idol that i have personally edited. i also have some cd's of american idol performances that i keep in a vault hidden under a floorboard that leads to a secret lever that opens a panel, which reveals a button, which when pressed ejaculates all over my face. then i go to the closet and get the cds i made. i'm a really huge american idol fan, as you might be able to tell.
there's just something so real about reality television, you know?
there is nothing wrong with exploiting people if they're dumb enough to know they're being exploited but still want to go through with it. it is such a revolutionary idea: exploiting ignorant people? wow! brilliant! hats off to you reality television moguls. you will go down in history as the greatest thinkers of our age. So go on. Exploit the dummies!
Indeed, reality television is god now.
But to not dwell on politics here, i have finally found something else i cannot live without: reality.
Books
you mean the kind people used to read?
well, i guess i have enjoyed reading more than just a couple of works by any of these guys:
fiction:
a) vonnegut, b) bukowski, c) miller, d) sartre, e) kafka, f) kundera, g) martin (steve), h) tolstoy, i) dostoevsky, j) turgenev k) de sade, l) orwell, m) nabokov n) sugarshakerspear, o) chekov. . . and so fucking on
poetry:
a) bukowski, b) burroughs, c) dickinson, d) plath, e) rimbaud, f) valerdy, g) clifton, h) hughes, i) lowell, j) sandburg, k) cummings, l) wc williams, m) pound, n) eliot, o) moore, p) forche, q) roethke, r)mckay . . .and on motherfuck on
nonfiction:
a) emma goldman, b) sartre, c) bakunin, d) kropotkin, e) chomsky, f) berkman, g) churchill (ward churchill, not winston, the imperialist pig fuck), h) stannard, i) goswami, j) voltaire, k) socrates (plato), l) nietzsche . . .and so fucking on, right?
really, there are so many great writers and great works of literature that it barely makes sense to try naming any of them.
but my favorite all-encompassing writers would have to be jean-paul sartre and charles bukowski, the brains and the balls.
Heroes
buzz aldrin, amelia earhart, steve martin (seriously), gilbert godried, ben henry and jeremy canty.
jEsUsChRiSs's Details
Status:
Swinger
Here for:
Networking
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Morgan City, Louisiana, birthplace of evil itself.
Body type:
0' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:
Native American
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
Someday
Education:
In college
Occupation:
professional hole filler
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
jEsUsChRiSs's Schools
Morgan City High School
Morgan City,LA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph D.
Major: Road sign translation
Minor: Oil massage assistant
Clubs: Morgan City Trash Club, Lafayette Street Posse (LSP), Groundlings United, National Youth Committee to Legalize Everything.
Greek:
Alpha Omega Nu
i critique your fucking asses, all day motherfucking long, bitch!
jEsUsChRiSs's Companies
The Loose Hole Lafayette, LA US Hole Filler
jEsUsChRiSs finally home from work.....long day....looking online for a new place to live....anyone know of a good place in the Laf area? Posted at 4:10 AM Dec 17 view more
About me: i am approximately 70.439 inches altitudinous, and one-hundred and fifty-something feathery pounds.
i am human-ish with normal human hair (though rather unkempt and greasy) and the typical human features, such as eyes, nose, mouth, liver, lungs, and heart, all of which seem to be functioning below the desired level.
i even do things like breathe and eat and shit.
i currently live in the sonoran desert, but next week i'm taking a trip to uranus and i plan on coming sometime after that. nanu, nanu, biotches.
Who I'd like to meet: a person with long, bulbous-tipped antennas,
a third eye that spits white goo,
arms where feet should go and balls where hands should go and hands where balls should go,
teeth like an otter,
and pencil eraser nipples.
it'd be cool, too, if the person could be 12 inches tall or smaller, but i won't be picky.
this is all gonna sound very random buuuut, yes he was going as a greaser. Do you know Serina? Yes that was in virginia aaaand thats very true. I say that in my defense all the time lol. i didnt feel like commenting 4 times so i combined my responses =)
HAAHAHHHAAAAA!! dude you just made my day!! im gonna try to come up soon .im driving w/ no insurance right now. i gotta stay in town for a bit. Hey let me know next time you have asia and katelynn. ill bring the boys up and we can all hang out!
Hey, thanks for the blog comment, my mad scientist/chemist peer in self destruction. I was glad to see you when I made my visit and want to hang out more on the next trip. Miss you and love you. Tell Stephanie I said Hi
how are you ? i hope you are doing great . my daughter thelma started school this year . i am having surgery on one of my hips . so i hope you have a good day !!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah? well i think its a little pompous to say that "grits" can suck your dick...i think it would be realistic to say that "a grit" can suck your dick...oooooohhhhhh!!!
