Audio Terrorism, Autistic Cutie-Pies, Polyphony, BDSM-GBC, Blood Wrestling With Adrianna Nicole, Debauchery, Distended Range Basses, The Blood Of Christ, Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards, Ye Rustic Inn (As Long As "The Dark Crystal" is working!)
Music
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Television
Bad Girls Club (We're particularly sweet on Tanisha), Gunsmoke, Alice, The Howdy Doody Show, CSI: Troy, NY, East Coast Assault, Fuckslaves
Books
"How To Quit The Internet In 9 Easy Steps", The Necronomicon, High Crimes and Misdemeanors: The Case Against Bill Clinton, Bong Hits For Dummies, The Bible (English, Exclusional Version), Legshow, Tight Magazine,
Heroes
Billy Watson (Smut Peddler), Christopher Hitchens, Our Parents, Ruiner Severhead, Demond "P-Stoop" Wilson, Ann Coulter, Gay Hitler, Gregory B. Peck, G. Soup Campbell, Camel, Gay Hitler, Le Mac, Ann Coulter, Tom Bryon, b-MUCKS, Peter North, Gregory Bruce Shizzle, Rocco Siffredi, George D.W. Bush, C3, Marc Grabowski
About me: Watch RUINER SEVERHEAD's Twisted Bass Sickness In This Video For "IN THE NAME OF (Christ...Shut Your Goddamned Ass Up!)
Debut of "WWJF" (from Reverend Wretched Ruiner Severhead! 2.8 liters of JESUS FIST!
Who I'd like to meet: Gay Jesus,
Regis Philbin,
Eric Roberts,
Gay Hitler,
Owen Wilson,
Richard Simmons,
Yanni,
Bruce Willis,
Really Gay Jesus,
Uncle Fester,
Christopher Hitchens,
Ellen Degeneres' Snatch,
Claudia Christian,
Ann Coulter,
Michael Myers,
Puscifer,
Billy Bob Thornton,
Erik Estrada,
Lobelia,
Linda Lovelace,
Justin Meldal-Johnsen,
People That Know "Sue"
The mark of the NINES has been seen. IT has risen. The sacred pudding ritual is about to take place. They are coming for us. We will lay waste upon them. Are we ready to engage the non-believers?
Jesus was Sananda Esu Immanue...Which is WHY the ancients saw it as important to use the Son of God's REAL NAME which was "Yahushua". Michaelangelo, a masonic artist painted a portrait of one of Satan's Generals and passed it off as Jesus the Son of God when it's really Jesus General of Satan hoodwinking the church for hundreds of years into embracing a false picture as an image of the churches "Messiah." He is part of the Ashtar Command (council that sits above the earth) and travels in a cigar-shaped mile(s) long UFO... or, so I read!
You guys are so awesome!! I can't believe that the Satanic Clan in Maryland and the Clone Lady are so scared of your "Jesus Fist Tapes": www. ruinerseverhead. com
I just listened to the Jesus Fist tapes (again) at the gym: I was totally pumped! I got to work my guns AND learn the true meaning of Fistmas at the same time.
Why is it so hard to understand, there is no "I don't believe in the Theory of Evolution, it's just a Theory", no "I have faith that God created me" Science does not allow for faith and belief as an argument. Most Importantly, Scientific Theory is not defined the same as the Webster Dictionary defines "Theory".
In scientific usage, a theory does not mean an unsubstantiated guess or hunch, as it can in everyday speech. A theory is a logically self-consistent model or framework for describing the behavior of a related set of natural or social phenomena. It originates from or is supported by experimental evidence (scientific method). In this sense, a theory is a systematic and formalized expression of all previous observations, and is predictive, logical, and testable. As such, scientific theories are the exact equivalent of what everyday speech refers to as facts.
Postulates (facts) are not free to interpretation and no amount of faith can change that, Sorry!
I'll simplify it for you, I'm not asking you to believe me, I'm telling you specifically not to. Belief is not a requirement of knowledge......... Faith and Belief are the very antithesis of Knowledge and Wisdom. They are not equal........they are a contrast of conditionals.
Equation1:
Faith, Belief < Knowledge, Wisdom
Equation2:
Law1: Causality (Cause and Effect) Law2: E=MC2 (Mass–Energy Equivalence)
Causality:
A=God B=Nature
If A (God) is a necessary cause of B (Nature), then the presence of B (Nature) necessarily implies the presence of A (God). The presence of B (Nature), however, does not imply that A (God) occurs.
E=MC2:
Mass–energy equivalence says that when a body has a mass, it has a certain energy, even when it isn't moving.
That being said, god only exists because you spend an equal amount of energy believing. Therefore, without the spent energy of belief............ we can begin moving again.
I got two Baby Jesuses last year, one was made in China and looked more like Buddha. I didn't know what to do so I just put my Dick in it, but this year I'm going to put something else in it. Probably Mushrooms, because they work for me (and you).
Every time I eat a whole bag of Mushrooms I see God. Yeah, it's just chemicals in my brain that tell me Gods there, but I'm as close to God as that exact moment as anyone will ever be. Maybe I am God (So I'm told) but that's neither here nor there, religion doesn't work for me, not my Vice.
Religion is too weak to stand on it's own and I'm too strong to carry it! Eat some Mushrooms and your family can start a new religion. I don't claim to be right, I'm just raising your awareness that I am.
Have a Holiday!
P.S. For you Christians who might read this, God told me to tell you........Please, don't wear your seat-belt while you do your holiday traveling this season. If Jesus want's you to go to heaven through the windshield of your car, seat-belts only get in his way.
