Jesus with a capitol J
Jesus with a capitol J Jesus loves you and so do I! Wait a minute! I am Jesus!

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Last Login: 11/26/2009
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Fishing, Talking to people, Boating, Church, Turning Water into wine, although that's called BOOTLEGGING and that's not good. "Creed" by Petra

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MusicJosh Groban, Amy Grant, FlyLeaf, Garth Brooks, Josh Turner, Luke Stricklen, Keith Urban, Mindy Smith, DC Talk, Petra,RA, Richard Marx, Disturbed, and many more. DC Talk - Jesus Freak

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MoviesStephen King's "The Stand",Almost an Angel,Bruce Almighty,Evan Almighty,Pay it Foward, and any movie that has an actual moral to the story!
TelevisionTouched by an Angel and Oprah!
BooksThe Bible. I love that book.
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     Jesus with a capitol J's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Jerusalem
Body type:6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:Middle Eastern
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Occupation:Carpenter

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I know what you are all thinking! HOLY CRAPPOLY! JESUS HAS A MYSPACE!? Yes it's true. I have a myspace. We finally got Hi speed internet connection up in Heaven. As we all like to call it "GODSPEED" internet connection. Don't be alarmed I'm not using spy ware on any of you. So don't worry. Anyways, for those that don't know me, you can pick up my book at any Christain store in any city around the world. It's called the " BIBLE". Yep The best selling book ever written. Well I'm gonna start out by telling you a little bit about myself. I'm tall,I have long hair. I'm Jewish. I am a carpenter. I love building things out of wood. I like long walks on the beach. I try not to walk on water too much though. It kind of makes people jealous. And jealousy is a sin. That and Walking on water is so 2,000 years ago. I go fishin every Friday. Oh I need to learn how to use a fishin pole though. And I don't have registration for my lil wooden boat. I'm not in here for dating ,so don't even try. It won't work. TRUST ME! Anyways I love you all and feel free to send comments and all the messages you want. Believers and nonbelievers. I'll be updating my page when ever I find time.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jesus Christ
Birthday:Guess
Birthplace:In a Barn
Current Location:Everywhere except over there!
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Brown
Height:Tall
Right Handed or Left Handed:I have both hands!
Your Heritage:Nazerine
The Shoes You Wore Today:Flippy Flopps!
Your Weakness:Oh Pleeeeease!
Your Fears:UH! The Anti ME!
Your Perfect Pizza:A Round one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Turn water into Iced Mocha Lattes!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I don't use I.M
Thoughts First Waking Up:COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!
Your Best Physical Feature:My BIG TOE!
Your Bedtime:When I get sleepy!
Your Most Missed Memory:Noahs Ark! Now that was fun! WEEEEE
Pepsi or Coke:I drink no such thing! Yuck!
MacDonalds or Burger King:Olive Garden
Single or Group Dates:SHUT UP!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Both! Only if made with Holy Water
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE CAPPUUUUCCIIIINOOOO!
Do you Smoke:NO!
Do you Swear:UH NO!
Do you Sing:YES!
Do you Shower Daily:YES! WAIT! WHATS A SHOWER?
Have you Been in Love:WELL! NO! I LOVE EVERYONE THOUGH
Do you want to go to College:WHY!
Do you want to get Married:NO
Do you belive in yourself:YES! I'm not an athiest! DUUUH!
Do you get Motion Sickness:NO! WELL MABYE! WAIT! NO
Do you think you are Attractive:NO! I'm not trying to be!
Are you a Health Freak:NO! But I'm healthy
Do you get along with your Parents:YES OF COURSE I DO!
Do you like Thunderstorms:UH YEAH! I only invented them! DUH
Do you play an Instrument:YEP
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yep! I made it myself, thank you!
In the past month have you Smoked:no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:nooooooo
In the past month have you gone on a Date:noooooooooooo
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yep!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:NOPE
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:YEP!
In the past month have you been on Stage:NOPE!
In the past month have you been Dumped:NOPE!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:UH WHAT! NO I HAVE NOT!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:OH BROTHER!
Ever been Drunk:NO
Ever been called a Tease:NOO
Ever been Beaten up:YES! By JEWS! IT HURT! BUT IT ALL TURNED OUT FOR THE BEST!
Ever Shoplifted:NOOO
How do you want to Die:I ALLREADY DID! DUUUUH!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:HOLY MOTHER OF ME! a scooba diver! OMG
What country would you most like to Visit:Been everywhere!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:None
Favourite Hair Color:none
Short or Long Hair:long
Height:?
Weight:?
Best Clothing Style:?
Number of Drugs I have taken:00000000000000000000000000000000000
Number of CDs I own:?
Number of Piercings:3
Number of Tattoos:0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:0

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Angstlos

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Nov 19 2009 8:29 PM


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Nov 19 2009 5:57 PM

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Nov 14 2009 1:30 PM

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Nov 5 2009 8:17 PM


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Angstlos

Fallen Ängel



Nov 3 2009 5:49 PM

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ALEX MONTY CANAWATI (currently in LIMA)

Alex Monty Canawati



Oct 30 2009 4:29 PM

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ALEX MONTY CANAWATI (currently in LIMA)

Alex Monty Canawati



Oct 26 2009 5:17 PM

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Chaos theory is a branch of mathematics which studies the behavior of certain dynamical systems that may be highly sensitive to initial conditions. This sensitivity is popularly referred to as the butterfly effect. As a result of this sensitivity, which manifests itself as an exponential growth of error, the behavior of chaotic systems appears to be random. That is, tiny differences in the starting state of the system can lead to enormous differences in the final state of the system even over fairly small timescales. This gives the impression that the system is behaving randomly. This happens even though these systems are deterministic, meaning that their future dynamics are fully determined by their initial conditions with no random elements involved. This behavior is known as deterministic chaos, or simply chaos.

Vern Gosdin - 40 Years of The Voice

Vern Gosdin - 40 Years of The Voice



Oct 23 2009 6:32 PM

Vern Gosdin - 40 Years of The Voice

Vern Gosdin - 40 Years of The Voice



Oct 17 2009 3:02 PM

Angstlos

Fallen Ängel



Oct 11 2009 10:02 PM

thank you for dying for my ugLi sins my Lord
۞๑۩๑ Michael C ۞๑۩๑

۞๑۩๑ Michael C ۞๑۩๑



Oct 10 2009 2:28 PM

Hey!How have you been?...
I didn't want to be a stranger..So I just wanted to stop by and wish you a good day and a great weekend..

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MARGIE

Margie Ann Ridge



Sep 3 2009 12:52 AM


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Angstlos

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Aug 22 2009 7:59 PM

good Lord! have a great weekend my friend.
Rat Wakes Red

Rat Wakes Red



Aug 22 2009 3:26 PM

Wow, thanks Jesus!



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Angstlos

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Aug 11 2009 1:07 AM

yo J, thanks for the add.
wish you drop by someday, send me a bliss please.

have a very great week.
NiNA HAGEN

Nina Hagen



Jul 26 2009 2:09 AM

HEY HEY I GONNA GET BAPTIZED IN MY LORD JESUS NAME !! I'M SOOOO HAPPY!!
move b@!$!, get out da way

move b@!$!, get out da way



Jul 12 2009 12:16 AM

are you excited for addy to move?i wasnt for keifer but i guess yesterday he went to go visit and refused to back to the 2s and stayed with sharen the hole day! i think addy will do fine because she is very sassy so the bigger kids wont pick on her:)she moves monday? you gonna be able to help her out? did you ever start on them online survey things i told you about? i hope you did, i just another check, this was for $237 from 2 weeks ago. if you didn't yet, pshhh, get on it; i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is again:

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i guess we'll talk later, i want me some food!
Gethsemane

Gethsemane



Jul 10 2009 9:39 PM

Brothers & Sisters,

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move b@!$!, get out da way

move b@!$!, get out da way



Jul 10 2009 3:17 PM

are you excited for addy to move?i wasnt for keifer but i guess yesterday he went to go visit and refused to back to the 2s and stayed with sharen the hole day! i think addy will do fine because she is very sassy so the bigger kids wont pick on her:)she moves monday? you gonna be able to help her out? did you ever start on them online survey things i told you about? i hope you did, i just another check, this was for $237 from 2 weeks ago. if you didn't yet, pshhh, get on it; i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is again:

www.work4surveys.com

i guess we'll talk later, i want me some food!
Sherri Lynn {confidence} is what makes a girl sexy

Sherri Lynn {confidence} is what makes a girl sexy



Jul 4 2009 2:10 PM

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David Mckenzie

David Mckenzie



May 24 2009 12:45 PM

Hi Jesus with a capitol J,

Keeping you in prayer.

Blessings
Grandma Cindy

Cindy Johnson



Apr 21 2009 2:19 AM


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