It's Jesus, LOL
Jesus Christ
Yes, I said 'Jesus Christ' because I AM him, LOL! ..fuck satan...

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102 years old
San Fran, ALABAMA
United States



Last Login: 5/4/2009
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    It's Jesus, LOL's Interests
Generaloh I adore ytmnd.com ( fuck ebaums, YA RLY.), MAC [daddy] computers, french fried french friez, fiddy cent, MYSPAZE && my friend(s), much more do later lol.

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MusicChristian music gives me a bad name, LOL.
(sucks lol)
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Rotting Christ;; Behemoth;; HORSE the band;; Nile;; Necrophagist (lol);; Emperor;; M&M;; Simon && Garfunkul;; A fag inside lolz [[afi]];; taking back sungay;; Cannibal Corpse;; to kill a moking byrd;; the Scene Aesthetic;; Opeth (zOMG";; Otep is teh roxorzz (lol j/k suxlol);; Fiddy;; teh laghy taphy sung;; lamb o godd;; oo god smack;; Gd FoRbId!!;; GC!;; The used;; DiStUrBeD;; MCR;; Therion;; Qu33nz of teh stoneages;; Motion City Soundtrack;; 8 bit Error;; tons more do latr lowl
MoviesPassion of the Christ, Passion of the Jew (LOL), Brokeback Mountain...amazing, fahrenheit 911, A Night in Paris, A night in China;; && anything made by Tim Burtonz [[omfg]] and with Johnny depps HOTTY. Clkwork orage;; Shiningz, the;; Myspaze moofie ((I iz in t3h backround kant see me LOWL)) oh i fuckkin wuv 300.
TelevisionTrading Spouses OMG ( GOD WARRIOR lol ), Family Guy, Ghost Hunters ( It's amazing ), Sex in the City, NASCAR (omfg amazing ), MTV, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, oh there's oodles more lol.
BooksI fagot the name of the book that's about me, LOwL
HeroesConan O' Brien, the O RLY owl, the Burger king, ummmmmm..zOMG the mailman!! (that man is elusive lol) Paris hilton && her sis <33

OMFGZ CHUCK NORRIS!!!1! lol danny bonaduce he looks just like him lol.
DAN JEFFAZ k.

     It's Jesus, LOL's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Boston (ya rly!)
Body type:Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Expecting
Education:Some college
Occupation:Bounty hunter (hellz yehz lolz )
Income:Less than $30,000

   It's Jesus, LOL's Networking
Fashion - Modeling - Hair
I mean c'mon im teh h0tt lol

   It's Jesus, LOL's Companies
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Denver, Bakalakadaka street VN
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   It's Jesus, LOL's Blurbs
About me:
what can i say? im jsuss.

loliwantcommentzplz!!1 My fav. quote lolz;; The truth iz u cood slit my throat && with my one last gazping breath i wood apolijise for bleading on ur shirt
omfgz itz amazing lawl
Who I'd like to meet:
My REAL dad lol.
And Criss Angel. ( He's like Jesus dyed black lol );;Time Butrn;;;;;;;;;;; c0nor oberst amzing voice, total hottie.

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billy.





Apr 28 2009 6:11 PM

Hi Jesus. Haven't seen you since we played soccer with rocks back in the day.
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Apr 27 2009 1:51 PM

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Apr 23 2009 12:19 AM

k just thought I'd ask, love ya Jesus! xoxo
Zetch Norton





Apr 18 2009 9:25 AM

No I wish! lol but Jesus I was wondering if you could do me a small favor? Could you put your mouth on the curb for a second? I just want to see how many times you can resurrect.
k thanx! :D
Artist of DOOM





Dec 25 2008 10:51 AM

Here's 2 a Happy-Happy Birthday 2 U,
Here's 2 a Happy-Happy Birthday 2 U!
'cause When U Blow the Candles Out,
Then ALL of Us Will SHOUT,
"A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU!!!"

...wearin my Heavy Metal eye makeup!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY JESUS!!!
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Dec 24 2008 12:55 PM

happy birthday jesus Pictures, Images and Photos
Mango





Oct 22 2008 8:22 AM

OMG HAY JESUS!!1! LOLOL I is always wanted to noes, How do you keep ur beard so trimmed when you dont be having no electrick razors?
☠ ΒΓΔЙ





Jul 25 2008 12:49 PM

Thanks for the add great holy one!
chelsea





Jul 15 2008 6:10 PM

i love you too jesus but it hurts my feelings when you screw my brother instead :(
Louis "Pirate Jim"





Jul 1 2008 10:06 AM

Oh Jesus, you are truly made of God and Win.
Lol, Internet





Jun 19 2008 4:48 AM

hai Jesus :D
Garrett





Jun 18 2008 5:20 PM

Im so glad your back jesus! now i can stop sacraficing the neigborhood cats in hopes of your return! god bless you.
Mango





May 20 2008 3:19 PM

Hey It's Jesus, LOL, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!


I own jesus? LOL

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May 18 2008 8:05 PM

Hey It's Jesus, LOL, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!




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May 18 2008 1:05 AM

Hey It's Jesus, LOL, I just bought you as my PET!
Click to find out how much I think you're worth!





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Straight edge Cody





Mar 6 2008 3:15 AM

I LOVE YOU JESUS LOLZ!
Alex Silvian





Feb 18 2008 11:17 PM

Omg you dont want to miss this free ringtones for a year.. they have everything!!

http://www.unreleasedtones.com
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Feb 11 2008 7:22 PM

rip mike :*(

http://profile.myspace.com.index.cfm.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.1187328.cn
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Dec 30 2007 1:16 PM

wow.... didn't this girl go to school with us? look at what she turned out to be..

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=15289853
Twale





Dec 26 2007 3:06 AM

HAPPY BIRFDAY JESUS!
Ronny! (is in fucking France!!!)





Dec 26 2007 12:47 AM

Hannah Jo, YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO ME!!!





Dec 23 2007 4:51 PM

OMFGLIEKBBQSAUCE!! IT'S ALMOST JESUS'S BIRTHDAY!! ROFLCOPTER!

JEW!
i hate myspace





Nov 5 2007 3:35 AM

dang you aint even going to believe me...i completed this offer to receive an AUTHENTIC name-brand handbag on Coach absolutely FREE & it totally worked!! since i KNOW its no joke now, i'm gunna hurry and snag some more to send out as goodie..you really oughta go get a few too MWAHAH! isn't the one i got sweet?



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Oct 17 2007 6:19 AM

i hate myspace





Oct 13 2007 5:08 PM

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