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Jesus Toast
Jesus Toast Toast

		Virgin Mary cheese sandwich don't got jack on me!! Male 102 years old Rheinland-Pfalz, Rheinland-Pfalz Germany Last Login: 11/29/2009
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/jesustoast

Jesus Toast's Interests

General	Fine dining, especially rare jams and jellies. Performing miracles, walking, I don't like moist damp places. I enjoy decorating my Zip Loc in the latest fashions.
Movies	Duh... the Passion! Very well done.
Television	Anything on TBN or The Food Network.
Books	The B.I.B.L.E yes, that's the book for me.
Groups:	The Most Fucked Up Group in MySpace, Yo Home Fries, Im Dick Tater and friends, Evil people trying to take over the world, Nice Bum! Where you from?, Del Taco Lovers Unite!!!, Native Beauty, sexiest girls on here, Precious fluid View All Jesus Toast's Groups

Jesus Toast's Details

Status:	Divorced
Here for:	Networking, Dating
Hometown:	Bethlehem
Body type:	0' 4" / More to love!
Ethnicity:	Other
Religion:	Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Occupation:	Giver of life and wine maker
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

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About me:
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Since being reincarnated into a piece of toast my life has changed dramatically. I want to access mainstream media so I can spread the word of the Toast. My goal in life is to be on TRL.

Who I'd like to meet:
High profile, Hollywood types. Future colleagues and mentors. Julia, my number 1 fan!

Thanks Julia!

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BOss BRee	Nov 17 2009 7:57 PM Hello MySpace Best Friends :)
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ALEX MONTY CANAWATI (currently in LIMA)	Nov 8 2009 6:52 PM
{ + } mangg	Nov 8 2009 6:52 PM jesus toast. i think im fallin for ya !
ALEX MONTY CANAWATI (currently in LIMA)	Nov 7 2009 8:33 PM Saint Francis of Assisi (Giovanni Francesco di Bernardone; 1181/1182 – October 3, 1226) was a Catholic deacon and the founder of the Order of Friars Minor, more commonly known as the Franciscans. He is known as the patron saint of animals, the environment and Italy, and it is customary for Catholic churches to hold ceremonies honoring animals around his feast day of 4 October.
Ambrose Yalley _-Director-_	Nov 7 2009 8:33 PM Thank you, Jesus Toast! Kindest - Ambrose ..
ALEX MONTY CANAWATI (currently in LIMA)	Nov 2 2009 5:01 AM The Shroud of Turin (or Turin Shroud) is a linen cloth bearing the image of a man who appears to have been physically hurt in a manner consistent with crucifixion. It is kept in the royal chapel of the Cathedral of Saint John the Baptist in Turin, Italy. How and when the shroud and its image were created is the subject of intense debate among scientists, believers, historians and researchers. Believers contend that the shroud is the cloth placed on the body of Jesus Christ at the time of his burial, and that the face image is the Holy Face of Jesus. Detractors contend that the artifact postdates the Crucifixion of Jesus by more than a millennium. Both sides of the argument use science and historical documents to make
Four Slice Toaster	Oct 30 2009 7:21 AM Happy Halloween!
ALEX MONTY CANAWATI (currently in LIMA)	Oct 27 2009 2:21 AM The Veil of Veronica, or Sudarium (Latin for sweat-cloth), often called simply "The Veronica" and known in Italian as the Volto Santo or Holy Face (but not to be confused with the carved crucifix Volto Santo of Lucca) is a <a href=&quo
Sierra"	Oct 25 2009 10:56 PM jesus toast, i think im in love with ya!
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"MACHO"	Apr 1 2009 3:18 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uSlqI1AVUk
F@CK MSPACE	Apr 6 2009 3:35 AM Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina
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XXX Angel Vain XXX	Jan 11 2009 9:05 PM Hey you, I just wanted to drop on by and say THANK YOU FOR THE ADD Thanks for the love and support Take Care. Love Angel Vain
Bitch-Kitty	Jan 8 2009 3:14 PM Suddenly, I feel all Warm & Toasty...and...slightly Buttery
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