FUTUREPAST DINOCORN

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DELICIOUS INTERNET ON MY COMPUTER I MUST EAT IT.Posted at 12:09 PM Sep 21 view more

  • FUTUREPAST DINOCORN

  • 23 / Male
  • Steilacoom, Washington, US
  • Last Login: 11/28/2009

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Interests

  • General

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  • Music

    http://www.last.fm/user/maynardxslave


    The only thing that will ever stay accurate.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Tacoma
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: High school

Schools

  • Mt Tahoma

    • Tacoma,Washington
    • Graduated: 2005
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: English/Drama
    • Clubs: Drama Club, Gay-Straight Alliance, Key Club
    2001 to 2005

Companies

  • Shari's

    • Tacoma, Washington US
    • ~DISH MACHINE OPERATOR~ (aka DISHWASHER)
    Jun '07 - Present.

Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

About me:

His mother: a dinosaur from the future.
His father: a unicorn from the past.
He is: FUTUERPAST DINOCORN.




DEAR INTERNET: Everything is gay. DICKS DICKS NIGGER NIGGER COCK DICKS DICKS.

..

Geronimo - Facepeeler

Come the spring it's always the same
In my land when we pray for rain
We pay the clouds to return again
With your blood and a good deal of pain

Now the runners come and join the chase
Tear off your head then they steal yer face
Spilt blood marks a sacred place
New sun, new moon for the human race

I come from the plains
You won't die in vain
Behold i am a most powerful healer
I am the one that's known as facepeeler

....

Who I'd like to meet:

Other music nerds, so I can outnerd them. Or possibly just have conversations about how much music is cool and how much better we are than everyone else for being pretentious music faggots.

Friend Space (Top 5)

FUTUREPAST DINOCORN has 54 friends.
  1. <-Jøhn->John Ditzler
  2. Kevin Online Now!
  3. <>Makin Moves<>Rejected Since Day one
  4. KC
  5. [ Eric ]

Comments

Displaying 25 of 619 comments
  • Oct 5 2009 3:58 AM

    Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bill. How are you?!!!!!!
  • Sep 17 2009 10:30 PM

    Oh there were plenty especially for the fact that it was in Puyallup. Music was good tho.
  • Sep 17 2009 8:57 PM

    YAY!

    Dude, totally went to see Brand New and Coheed last night.
  • Jun 27 2009 6:36 AM

    QQQQQQQQQQQQQQBILLQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!!!!!!
  • May 8 2009 1:34 AM

    I am honored to be in your club
  • Apr 22 2009 11:06 PM

    that makes me a little sad that its gross
  • Apr 22 2009 4:24 AM

    lol <3
  • Apr 22 2009 12:23 AM

  • Apr 10 2009 7:32 PM

    Bill bill bill bill bill biill billbill biil bill bill bill billbill bhill bill bill bill bill bil bill blil biill bil bil blill bill blil lbi boil blil nbiil boil bhli,

    I come home tonight.


    The End.
  • Apr 7 2009 9:40 PM

    Pinkie promise!
  • Apr 7 2009 8:27 PM

    Oh I adore you <3 :-)
  • Apr 5 2009 7:05 PM

    DEAR WILL:

    I miss you too :-) I will try to get online more so that this issue can be resolved.


    I love your face.


    -Kayla.
  • Mar 11 2009 11:08 PM

    BIIIIIIILL I MISSSSSS YOOOOOUUUU!!!!!......AAAAHHHHHHHH!
  • Jan 23 2009 12:29 AM

    and the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy...
    (ahh ahh!)

    and when the gun goes off it SPARKS and you're ready for surgery...surgery <3
  • Jan 23 2009 12:20 AM

    a little glass vial?
  • Jan 3 2009 6:13 AM

    How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.....
    one,
    two,
    three,
    four,
    five...
    six.....
    seven..........

    Seven.
  • Jan 1 2009 6:20 AM

    Hiii!
  • Dec 26 2008 5:19 AM

    merry christmas broheim
  • Dec 17 2008 11:32 PM

    I heart you.
    and your face.
  • Nov 27 2008 12:21 AM

    ..
  • Nov 2 2008 10:25 PM

    ohai. i found ur postcardz.



    ;D
  • Oct 23 2008 3:46 AM

    BILLLLLlllllll, where's the monthly bulletin been yo?!?! Don't tell me you're busy, I see how little you work anymore.
    =(
  • Sep 20 2008 4:37 AM

  • Aug 3 2008 8:19 PM

    Come back to work
    Get well soon
    I need you to wash
    a fork and a spoon.
  • Jun 27 2008 5:14 PM

    "Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff" .... or roughly translated, -I don't WANT to go to work tonight, our manager sucks and the hostess is a retard and last weekend was STUPID and all that saves me from killing myself is rabid curiousity of what the Brianism will be.
    Oh and I hope for your sake that no one vomits all over the restroom-