Music, Neighbours, Sniff the Dog, Smiley Faces that smoke and shit:
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And this is the the vid for the new Trash Fashion single, Night of Error by the great man Aaron Kyle! Bumba!!!!
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and i can't be fucked to write a list but DiscoPopElectroMetalDanceRock about sums it up, and i have to admit my favourite band is still Iron fucking Maiden!!! Scream for me Helsinki!!!!!!
No sarcasm here: NEIGHBOURS NEIGHBOURS NEIGHBOURS NEIGHBOURS NEIGHBOURS, and Simpsons, [cough] Grand Prix and shows about buying houses for some strange reason that i don't really understand. and let's give it up for muthafucking Family Guy, or even better, American Dad!! fucking bing bing a ling!!
and check dis aht: it's the funniest damn thing i ever did see!!
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Last book i read was The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace by Bruce Dickinson from err Iron Maiden, (and it's signed by him [slobber]), which is proper dodgy, and before that 1984. then there's a gap of about 10 years to the Chronicles of Narnia. that's about it, Apart from Maths/Physics text books. Now they're amazing. you just never know how they're gonna end: X=5, X=6? mindblowing.
About me: yo yo yo! basically i rock, and that's FACT. err ask anyone, but not people i know or who have met me. ask my mum instead. she fucking ROCKS too, but doesn't know i swear or get with girls or sing songs about getting with girls, so she probably wouldn't think i rocked either if she found out.
Check out www.trashfashion.co.uk or www.myspace.com/trashfashion
or www.myspace.com/remakeremodel
and you'll see what i do all day.
got a nu album/single coming out wiv Trash Fashion, and nuff tour date vibes, so go check the page, and also we've got the first live outing of our remix outfit RMRM coming soon, and loads mo dates to come. gonna be mentalistic and all that junk!
we also got a likka studio set up where we do Recording/Production/Mixing/Mastering/Video Production/Ape Sex, so if you need any or oll of that shit flexing, then drop me a line on this ere page, or email me at jet(at)trashfashion.co.uk
oh and dis is the vid for Beat Goes Round that me bro and me made ourselves. FEEL the quality!!!!
Beat Goes Round
Other than that i dance late at night in clubs, much like this dynamic young gentleman:
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and also teach fucking sproddy kids how to to integration by parts and trig identities, cos believe it or not i've got a 1st from Oxford in Engineering Science, (I've just pulled my head out of my arse, but i left my finger up there cos i feels good. no wait, it's not MY finger..), and also people don't seem to like paying me lots of money to get naked on a stage and grab my cock.
This girl Naida is so mad she had Trash Fashion tattooed in her head:
obviously it wasn't a real tattoo, and obviously she's DEFINITELY mad.
err i fucking love mans' speak, which is completely sane: "Man Do. Pon Man see, man fink and man know about dem fing abouk wak dem finking an dem innit. Standard Yo. Spek bless an nuff tuch." who couldn't fall for such beauty?
and speaking of beauty, if you wanna see my arse, watch this video yo!:
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'NIGHTS OF ERROR ALBUM SAMPLER' + 'BEAT GOES ROUND'
Who I'd like to meet: anyone on this page, including myself.
And i only want people i know or fancy on this page, so any bands etc, please hit me huan time pon de Trash Fashion page innit!!
TOM TOM TOM - Now Then Now Then - (cigar in tow!!!) Hope all is well mucka, i'm back in le shmokey, drinky with Aaron the man and me at some point!!? xx
proud gallariess ftw ??1 i havnt seen ur band in like AGESS what happend to kurran? i rember jammin wth u lot at the 1234 and cloe corpse days n kingston
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! amazing! I can be your tour manager when your over here! Omg...no bad idea i would make the WORST tour manager EVER! Maybe a tour guide?! Aquariums and shiiiiiitttt?!! Make jesus your witness ASAP! miss your face! xxxx
Hello!!! I've not been here for a while. How are you?!?! I'm a busy bee at the mo but we really do need to get some Camden shopping underway soon. I want to spend some earnings on ridiculous garb.
Hello!!! I've not been here for a while. How are you?!?! I'm a busy bee at the mo but we really do need to get some Camden shopping underway soon. I want to spend some earnings on ridiculous garb.
Hey, just wanted to drop you a comment to let you know our debut album is out now. Click on the pic below to get it – there's also a link to a FREE ALBUM MEGAMIX if you want to check it out first! Hope you enjoy! TFX http://www.trashfashion.co.uk/?page=sales
