~Alice~(Heaven Beside me, Hell Within)

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What??? This is my good side.Mood: Dateless Loser! Dateless Loser!Posted at 6:38 PM Nov 25 view more

  • Persona Non Nookie Xd

  • 33 / Female
  • Witless Protection, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 11/26/2009

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Interests

  • General

    I do stuff. I like to poke at things with sticks. Oi!! I wear silly hats and shove myself into a bodice every weekend to bring you smiles and hawk fine handmade toys to your children.
  • Music

    Ohhh, this list will go on forever If I let it.. Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Pogues, Blue October, The Smiths, The Boddies, Horrorpops, Adam And The Ants, Dr Hook, The Beetles, The Smoking Popes, The Pixies, Ani Defranco,
  • Movies

    Yup, I watch them. Grindhouse, Pulp Fiction, Foreign, horror, B movies..whatever, I have Netflix so yeah. I am actuly one of those people who enjoy watching flims with subtitles..YES!! FAINT! GASP!! DIE!!
  • Television

    Im not so into the T.v. I like True Blood and Desperate Housewives.
  • Books

    Yes, I know how to read. Check out goodreads.com/profiles/olivia_is_alice to see what Im reading. plus books about art, history,sociology, poetry,occult, taoism....Catholisim...just to name a few subjects. I even have a quantim phsyics book here someplace (dont see myself getting around to reading that any time soon.)
  • Heroes

    Batman. Dana Dearmond, International Porn Star for making anal sex not so scary Fat people for taking up all the handicapped parking spots, that's why my ass stays skinny. My Mother, For being my mother like no other, The Devil for inventing the Internet. My Best Friend Beserkhurd for being an awesome best friend.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Austin, Texas
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 7' 7" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Taoist
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: official Cannibal Tudor Saucy Tart

Schools

Companies

  • England Air Park

    • Alexandria, Lousiana US
    • Painter
    2005
  • Have Brush, Will Travel

    • Devils Lake, ND US
    • painter Extrodinare
    Established July 16,2008

Blurbs

About me:

Writing things about myself is stupid, Like speed dating while wearing oven mitts, trying to be decent to people and finding deep meaning in a Britney Spears song. I like Hockey, Roller Derby, and zombie movies. Im pretty sure Im probably going to offend you, and Im pretty sure Im not going to care. here's a couple of things I do know. 1) Ants always fall over on their left side whilst drunk. 2) Bacon is always better if you take the time to cook the evil out. 3) Cranberry Jello is the only flavor of Jello that actully contains fruit juice. 4) I have naked pictures of your mom. ? Pictures, Images and Photos

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can hold my attention for more the five minutes.:) The Cannibal Tudors!! (Wait! I already know those guys..dirty filthy, ren punk bastards.;)

Comments

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  • Nov 26 2009 7:15 PM





  • Nov 26 2009 4:32 PM

    Spaghetti Dinner
  • Nov 26 2009 2:59 PM

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  • Nov 26 2009 12:31 AM

    Wishing You and Your Family a Very Happy and Safe Thanksgiving
  • Nov 25 2009 10:08 PM

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  • Nov 25 2009 9:01 PM

    WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX
    WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX

  • Nov 25 2009 6:23 PM

    YOUR profile pic!
  • Nov 25 2009 6:22 PM

    The new profile pic is HOT!
  • Nov 22 2009 1:59 AM

    Thanks for the add.  Good luck to you.

    Peace,
    KW
    www.kevinwright.com
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  • Nov 4 2009 6:49 PM

    i remember when i was about five, and i was playing one day and i saw the celler door open just a crack. now my parents had warned me, beserkhurd dont go near the celler door but i had to see what was on the other side. so i took a deep breath, and i push the door and i walked thro, and i saw strange wonderful things i had never seen before like trees and grass and clouds and the sun and flowers, oh it was wonderful! awe.. memories. i had a nice childhood. i couldnt even cross the street after that without my family getting all excited and placing bets.
  • Nov 4 2009 5:36 PM

    LOOK A BUNNY!!!


  • Oct 30 2009 8:34 PM

    nice sound...
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  • Oct 29 2009 7:03 AM

    Alas Alice...
    (that's gotta ring to it no?)
    I've been enmeshed & immersed in Autumn's offerings of bounty.


    Far too little I find time for a leisurely cyber "walkabout" here.

    Am toying with the idea of a "shitty myspacer" disclaimer.



    Should I myself choose a banner, perhaps it might simply read



    "Gone Hawkin'..."



    *sly smile*



    Wishes for the most thinly-veiled of decadent delights &



    A conjuring missive of "ultra-bests" to you & all you cherish



    on this Samhain beautiful one.







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  • Oct 24 2009 12:09 AM




    I have not smoked...I have to say. It is still hard, because of Big
    brothers putting all those good drugs in the Real Cigarette.. BLU made
    it easier....I am going to make it....I have a new friend Smoke
    everywhere E-CIG ..I am giving you a choose both companies are great. I just want to help control Big Brother they have no right to Kill US--

    PEACE


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  • Oct 22 2009 6:39 PM

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  • Oct 18 2009 11:27 PM

    just stopping by to show some love
    xoxox
    deb
    ;)~
  • Oct 18 2009 2:43 PM

    Good morning Olivia
    Hope all is well for you




  • Oct 16 2009 3:55 PM

    Make out? Cool. Or something? Even cooler!

    -V