i was in a cd book for lar fredrickson and the bastards! helmet, the waitresses, di, massive attack, das efx, eazy muthafuckin e, alice in chains, tool, bowie, morrissey (yes, i know it's gay), godsmack, old metallica, tsol, primus, fugees, e.l.o., nofx, concrete blonde, nwa, amg, the dead milkmen, too short, billy idol, ludacris, vandals, jane's addiction, biggie smalls, faith no more, mr. bungle (it's not funny my ass is on fire!), tribe called quest, nirvana, pixies, body count, old nin, sublime, rev. horton heat, led zepplin, stones roses, janis joplin, bauhaus, bob marley, bloodhound gang
Movies
drop dead fred, meet the feebles, harold and kumar go to white castle, cabin boy, super troopers, kung pow, i'm gonna git u sucka, blazing saddles, what about bob, groundhog's day, a dirty shame, orgazmo, cannibal the musical, from dusk til dawn, the dawn of the dead, anchorman, texas chainsaw massacre, uhf, amittyville horror, all of the scary movies, pootietang
About me: ***I'M NO LONGER ADDING PEOPLE WHO I DON'T ALREADY KNOW. NOTHING PERSONAL!!!*** I'm FORMER adult film star Jezebelle Bond but I no longer go by that name. That ship has sailed! I'm Jessie, the a wife to David, the hottest, most amazing husband ever. I'm the mother to Emily, the smartest, most beautiful baby girl. I'm also a student and a housewife. I just started studying Law so I have a long road ahead of me. everything worth something doesn't come easy!!! I know, I know... from one end of the spectrum to the other. Yes, I made a complete 180 in lifestyle changes but hey, we all have to grow up sometime! No one wants to age with their favorite porn star...it's just sad when that happens! EVERYONE WHO SENDS ME AN EMAIL SAYING SOMETHING VULGAR LIKE "SUCK ME OFF" OR "OH, OH PLEASE FUCK ME", OR ETC... GETS REPORTED!!! ALL IN ALL I AM A PERSON SO SAVE YOURSELF THE ANGUISH AND JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF!!! Please don't tell me I'm hot, I have a sweet ass, or that I seem interesting. Sweet jesus in a dump trunk... try to be slightly original! This isn't motel 6...so for those people...I'm not trying to be mean or a bitchy diva, just honest.***
I'm originally from San Luis Obispo, ca. I grew up there and all my family still lives there. I started my career by dancing at the Santa Maria Spearmint Rhino and then moved on to peddle smut. Bypass me if you do not fit this mold: I only want to talk to friends I haven't heard from in awhile and NOT total retarded knobs trying to "hopefully" get laid! Maybe this girl will say yes... THINK NOT! If you can't get laid in real life-talking to real people- there's probably no hope for your sad lil' self with me. BESIDES I'M EXTREMELY HAPPILY MARRIED!!!
Sooooo... Just flippin through channels and JUST saw you on cinemax! Apparently, you're an obcessed stalker named Sarena who is stalking some dork a saurus rex named Joe and he just apparently killed you by pushing you into a cabinet! Young and tempting, indeed, lol.
Its Thursday again! These weeks seem to go by faster n faster don't they? I hope you've been doing fabulous! I've been crazy busy with the building of my new house, I never knew there was so many things to pick out & plan, ugh! They're movin pretty fast on it though, so won't be too much longer!
HI Sweetie!! I hope you had a great weekend:-)) Mine was really good, I finally finished my bedroom and I was able to go out to dinner for my friends birthday party last night!! All and all is was an awesome weekend especially weather wise, beautiful and sunny:-)) I hope you enjoy the rest of your week. "O"
