jared frost

aol: frosty7171

im too lazy to update this

the names jared. some call me frost. you can call me the mastermind. i love bowling. i hate driving in the rain. id say i'm about 70 1/2 inches tall, and some may say im skinny. i can deliver pizza like no other. i enjoy a good round of discin. if i could do one thing for the rest of my life i would snowboard. i dislike the state of arizona. ive played soccer since i was 5 years of age. deeeetroit baaasketbaalll. i live for a good plate of lasagna and/or jelly bellies. flying squirrels are my favorite animal. im a tetris master. im pretty sure i would dominate you at bumper pool. and beer pong. crossfire also. i hate when jalapenos burn my eyes. reefer. food is the best thing since water. i like whiskey. i love jager. go lions. i like to ride horses and play poker. i hate people that only go 80 in the fast lane. i think dairy queens double cheeseburgers are way better than mcdonalds. if you piss me off i will turn you into a newt. you will get better. i love snow and everything that comes with it. i have to push-start my car, so what ya wanna fight about it? 8 is by far the best number in the universe. red is the ultimate color. and flavor. although artificial grape is better. i hate that taco bell has tropicana fruit punch now insted of fruit works. this room is definitly not an echo room. i'd like a blunt. object to hit you with. i like video games and tv shows about killer ants. i hate seafood. zack morris is my idle. fire guava is my favorite drink. id like to learn to play the moog. if carrots got you drunk rabbits would be fucked up. gambit is my favorite x-man. one time i ran into a fence. broccoli cheddar soup is delicious. vote kyle grimm for king. im not sarcastic. im normal. you arent.

wrapping paper is just wallpaper for poor people. wont you be my neighbor? i like vernors when i have the flu. i like halloween to be in the winter time. i think im addicted to ashing cigarettes. i dont trust coke zero. faygo red pop destroys the competition anyway. awkward is a weird word. i think every human has a certain number of heart beats, and i dont like to waste then running around doing exercises.

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