Jeff
Jeff Small
Jeff Small Rosemary's Nephew

Male
31 years old
GLENDALE, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/29/2009
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    Jeff's Interests
GeneralHorror Movies. Sculpting & Illustrating. Animals. Trapdoors. Boxing gloves attatched to springs. Makeup FXing. Moping. Sulking. Lurking...
MusicQueenkstles, Nick Waits and the Spoon Shins, Django Waters, Iggy Bowie, Miles Mingus, Radio/Portis/Lemon/Talking-head(s),etc
MoviesCrimes and Misdemeanors, Lost in America- anything by Albert Brooks, The Incredibles...
BooksAnything by Rohinton Mistri, The Man Who Mistook his Wife for a Hat, Crime & Punishment, Notes from Underground, 100 Years of Solitude, Blindness, Anything by Daniel Clowes, Calvin and Hobbes, Ham & Rye, The Kite Runner, all sorts of stuff, really..
HeroesJimmy Stuart, Bill Watterson, Colossus, Whoever invented peanut-butter.

     Jeff's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 11"
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Makeup FX



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Christine

Christine Small



Apr 6 2009 6:04 PM

funny pictures
moar funny pictures
Christine

Christine Small



Jan 14 2009 6:09 PM

You are a box of awesome! Thanks for the add! Man thats a cute chinchilla and your one sexy redhead! rowr! ;)
the artful dodger

the artful dodger



Jan 8 2009 8:38 PM

the artful dodger

the artful dodger



Jan 7 2009 12:46 AM

Photo 5
Vera

Vera Duffy



Dec 11 2008 1:43 AM

I picked out your outfit for Saturday - did it arrive yet?
Incest Kitchenette!

Incest Kitchenette!



Nov 15 2008 7:59 PM

wow, i love your baby.
it reminded me of aylmer! "a goose!"
Tom

Tom



Nov 7 2008 3:16 AM

I miss Dorothy already.
Robotna

Robotna



Nov 6 2008 3:00 PM

Thanks for coming to visit!
Incest Kitchenette!

Incest Kitchenette!



Nov 5 2008 2:12 PM

happy big birthday. did it feel like the whole world was celebrating you last night? i am pleased that you ripped forth from your madre's womb.

i found those pictures of you, me, jake, and laika the other day. i miss those days at the beach with the bitter midget gods.

huzzah.
Incest Kitchenette!

Incest Kitchenette!



Oct 14 2008 5:01 PM

are you exporting for november holy days? if so, i may try as well...

cheerio for the birfin' weeshes.
Jasmine

Jasmine



Sep 24 2008 8:44 PM

My mom and I would like to thank you for the wonderful flowers! She loves the use of purple.

Hope all is well with you and Cleve (and Ally).
: D
Tammy

Tammy



Aug 23 2008 9:51 AM

I was told you have some pepper spray for me. But it was not made clear whether you will GIVE it to me, or spray me with it.
Mademoiselle Rumsey

Mademoiselle Rumsey



Aug 13 2008 6:49 PM

that shortcut stunk!
JILLYBEAN

JILLYBEAN



Aug 13 2008 5:57 AM


Hope to see you there!

beulah

beulah



Jul 24 2008 7:33 AM

i would love to be a counselor there since i'm too old to be a camper. had i known about a place like it as a youngster, i probably would've felt like i fit in somewhere.
excellent video!
Mary Forrest

Mary Forrest



Jun 20 2008 11:44 PM

Don't make me come over there.
Tammy

Tammy



Jun 17 2008 10:00 AM

jeffsweet
beulah

beulah



Jun 3 2008 5:10 AM

peeshit.
Vera

Vera Duffy



May 20 2008 6:08 AM

I got the same Von's checkout woman on Sunday. So ashamed...
Ryan

Ryan



May 13 2008 3:29 PM

oh i know! and i'm so there!
Incest Kitchenette!

Incest Kitchenette!



May 3 2008 5:01 PM

i would like to see your face again sometime soon. maybe i can export myself down to loose angies and we can pet the pink haired pony again.

...not in a dirty way.
Vera

Vera Duffy



May 3 2008 2:18 AM

i hear you're going to comic con! yay!!!!
Tammy

Tammy



Apr 30 2008 11:52 AM

beulah

beulah



Apr 28 2008 12:32 AM

that's totally a classic. as soon as i saw you'd posted something i thought, "is this 'smell yo dick'?!" and when it was...i was just like, "this guy knows me.
"
beulah

beulah



Apr 18 2008 11:31 PM

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