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  • Joe Crowell

  • 25 / Male
  • Eugene, Oregon, US
  • Last Login: 7/13/2009

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About me:

6 feet of Irish Catholicism. 170 pounds of smart-ass. Quasi-informed opinions on the reg.

Who I'd like to meet:

Jessica Gomes? Yes, please.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 6' 0"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Vagrant

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Schools

  • University Of Oregon

    • Eugene, OR
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: In Progress
    • Major: Law
    2007 to Present

  • University Of Idaho

    • Moscow, IDAHO
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Crime and Justice Studies & Sociology
    • Minor: Biology
    • Greek: Delta Sigma Phi
    2002 to 2006

  • Meridian High School

    • Meridian,Idaho
    • Graduated: 2002
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: Getting the Hell Out of High School, PhD
    1998 to 2002

Interests

  • General

    Playing guitar. Pencil sketching. Wasting time listening to music. The Oakland Athletics. The San Francisco 49ers.

  • Music

    Hip-hop, classic rock, alternative, and a whole lotta indie.

  • Movies

    Profanity and adult themes are a must.

  • Television

  • Books

    Anything by: Stephen King, William Faulkner, John Steinbeck, Chuck Palahniuk, Jonathan Lethem. Throw in: Moneyball, I Am Legend, Fear and Loathing, Y: The Last Man, and The Butter Battle Book.

  • Heroes

    Doc Hammer & Jackson Publick


    Eric Chavez


    The Gang


    The genius that discovered whiskey

Comments

Displaying 25 of 422 comments
  • ~E~

    Jul 14 2009 5:35 AM

    Could your EGO be any more ridiculously bigger??? That's the real question, buddy. Take your self-loving down a notch...just a suggestion.
  • <<the Red Viking>>Matthew Larson

    Jun 22 2009 3:48 AM

    I'll be Chris O'Donell
  • Kaiser James

    Jun 6 2009 6:14 PM

    Silly brother. I coulda found you this shite a LONG time ago. Lol

    But it is pretty sweet, isn't it? Don't need a game system to play all your favorites. It's wicked.
  • crystal b

    May 25 2009 5:56 PM

    omg i see me.
  • Erika

    May 15 2009 7:43 PM

    I will stalk you all I want, thank you....but don't worry, I don't carry scalpels like you said...I only wield bone saws. haha
  • crystal b

    May 11 2009 11:19 PM

    ssssshhh im still here. just on the sneak.
  • <<the Red Viking>>Matthew Larson

    May 12 2009 2:35 AM

    not a problem cuh. anytime i know more than you at any occasion makes my day. dude you can drop bombs i know its in ya, its gonna happen...i can feel it in my nuggets.
  • Kaiser James

    May 10 2009 7:11 PM

    Yes, indeed, I suppose it would be...

    Haha, it's almost odd that you show such satisfaction with a succeeded ruination attempt.

    Then again, maybe it's not.
  • Kaiser James

    May 8 2009 4:10 PM

    Oh, not much. Just a little incident involving the BOOGEYMAN!

    Haha, no for reals. I actually just recently caught a strain of the SuperAngry Cold Virus, so go me. Was relatively bed-ridden yesterday, albeit that was on the couch. Got today off school, too, but I'm coherent enough to actually enjoy this day off.

    And indeed, talking on the phone was great fun. Still haven't checked out that StarCraft 2 video. I'm screwed with that game either way. Either it sucks, and I'm gravely disillusioned forever, or it rocks, and I've got to solve the monstrous problem of just HOW I'm going to get my hands on it. Then again, since you'll no doubt purchase it, I can only hope its crackable... Still, though. Three individual releases? Bullshit.

    And how are things with you, my ever-so-vaguely-dissatisfied brother? Still vaguely dissatisfied? Your picture would certainly make it look so...

    Much love,
    Young Blood
  • †Lacey

    May 8 2009 1:45 AM

    hahaha you know it! i love them- she has such a sweet sort of sinister voice about her. how ya been joe crowell?!
  • Simo

    May 7 2009 12:50 PM

    Tell that to Ovechkins super model girlfriends.I don't much like commies but Crosbey is the moose sniffing brand of canadian faggotry that whines if he doesn't get his morning milk and poutine. Fries with gravy bro, fries with gravy.
  • ~E~

    May 5 2009 5:08 PM

    Thank you VERY much! It's insanity...having a four year old now. Perhaps in a few months I'll be able to wrap my head around it.

    By the way, I graduate June 13th! About _____ time, huh!

    Anyway, meant what I said. Miss ya Joey. Hope Eugene isn't sucking too much of the good out of you. :P But even still, Go Ducks!
  • ~E~

    May 2 2009 7:33 AM

    Miss you. Lame. . . .but true. :(
  • Simo

    Apr 8 2009 9:24 PM

    I don't mind that its a comic, just that its a series. You'll need to do better to convince me.
  • Simo

    Apr 5 2009 1:49 AM

    What's "Y"? Is it a safe substitute for "X" or something? You pansy.
  • Simo

    Mar 29 2009 8:16 AM

    Eff you? What a loser.
  • Kaiser James

    Mar 19 2009 11:06 PM

    Most excellent.

    I appreciate this more than you know.

    Though I still hope I can get this thing off Rapidshare to work.
  • Kaiser James

    Mar 19 2009 9:33 PM

    Aight. If you sure. Cuz I love makin' stuff. (Seriously, I have discovered a true love of cooking).

    Sonuvabitch. If your generosity fails me, and this plan I have to posisbly fix this one off rapidshare fails me, I'm left with few options... Hmm... Perhaps if it takes too long you could write it to a couple DVDs (which I shall provide) and mail it to me?
  • Kaiser James

    Mar 19 2009 2:15 AM

    Ah, sehr gut! I'm glad to hear you had a good time. Obligations indeed!

    Hey, you want me to make anything for a belated celebration for when you get here in a couple o' days? Cake? Some sort of gelatin dish? It's made from hooves, you know.

    Also, how's my torrent working?
  • Kaiser James

    Mar 18 2009 11:59 PM

    Whuzzup wit the mood 'n' such?
  • Kaiser James

    Mar 18 2009 1:33 AM

    Shit, fuck, and buggery. I MEANT to write "quarter".

    Well, you know what they say. "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
    "
  • Kaiser James

    Mar 17 2009 9:36 PM

    *Robotic "Microsoft Sam" Voice* Joe is a big monstrous Fa-GOTT.


    Happy birthday, biggest bro.


    Half a century old. Goddamn.


    You're Teh Rad, man. Keep that shit up.


    Whole lot o' love
    -Young Jims
  • MEGAN

    Mar 17 2009 5:02 PM

    ah ha ha ha
  • ~E~

    Mar 16 2009 4:28 PM

    Wow. Way to bust my metaphoric balls! My music discovery journey, I admit, is still in the early stages of development--but I'm getting there, jackass. Perhaps you could find a more subtle way to help in my education instead of just berating me via myspace. But, ya know, if you'd prefer the alternative, feel free.
    Just know that payback is something I would enjoy immensely! ;) Love ya!
  • Kaiser James

    Mar 15 2009 8:34 PM

    And yeah, I ain't gonna bullshit you, it's also partly cuz o' dad.


    I know you know that, but I don't want you to think I'm, like, trying to slip some stupid shit around you when it's YOU I'm asking for such a favor.