Head Crusher

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  • Dan Olmstead

  • 17 / Male
  • Federal Way, Washington, US
  • Last Login: 7/21/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Music
    Drums
    Video Games
    Wrestling
    Computers
    Bootlegging
    Astronomy
    The SAW Franchise
    Concerts
    Playing Guitar


    Current Favorite Wrestlers:
    Chris Jericho
    Edge
    Randy Orton
    Kane
    Christian
    The Miz


    All Time Favorite Wrestlers:
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Kurt Angle
    Mankind/Cactus Jack/Dude Love
    Bret Hart
    The Undertaker
    Diesel
    The Rock
    Eddie Guerrero
    Rob Van Dam
    The New Age Outlaws


    Favorite Funnymen:
    Robin Williams
    Dave Chappelle
    Tim Allen
    Jim Carrey
    Ryan Stiles
    Colin Mochrie
    Wayne Brady
    Brad Sherwood
    Greg Proops
    Drew Carey
    Chris Rock
    Bill Cosby
    Louis CK
    Dane Cook
    Joel McHale
    Johnny Carson
  • Music

    Current Favorites:
    Metallica
    Megadeth
    System of a Down
    Paramore
    No Doubt
    Green Day
    Michael Jackson


    Others:
    .38 Special
    3 Inches of Blood
    AC/DC
    Alice Cooper
    Alice in Chains
    Anthrax
    Asia
    Avenged Sevenfold
    Billy Idol
    Black Sabbath
    Blue Oyster Cult
    Bon Jovi
    Boston
    Cold
    Death
    Dethklok
    Deep Purple
    Diamond Head
    Dimmu Borgir
    Dio
    Disturbed
    The Doors
    Dragonforce
    Dream Theater
    Duran Duran
    Eurythmics
    Foo Fighters
    Gojira
    Guns N' Roses
    Heaven and Hell
    Iron Maiden
    Jefferson Airplane/Starship
    Jethro Tull
    Journey
    Judas Priest
    Kansas
    King Diamond
    The Killers
    Killswitch Engage
    KISS
    Linkin Park [1996-2003]
    Mercyful Fate
    Motley Crue
    Motörhead
    My Chemical Romance [2001-2005]
    Nirvana
    Oasis
    Ozzy Osbourne
    Pantera
    The Police
    Queen
    Rage Against The Machine
    Ratt
    Rob Zombie
    The Rolling Stones
    Rush
    Santana
    Scars on Broadway
    Scorpions
    Seal
    Seether
    Serj Tankian
    Slayer
    Slipknot
    Tenacious D
    Twisted Sister
    U2
    Van Halen
    Venom
    Weird Al Yankovic
    White Stripes
    White Zombie
    ZZ Top
  • Movies


    Shit to Watch:


    Favorites:
    SAW
    SAW II
    SAW III
    SAW IV
    SAW V
    SAW VI (CANT WAIT)
    Zack & Miri Make a Porno
    Gran Torino
    X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    Shaun of The Dead
    Alien
    Terminator Series
    Friday the 13th Series
    Halloween Series
    A Nightmare on Elm Street Series
    Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny


    Others:
    Aliens
    Ali3n
    Alien Resurrection
    Angus
    Batman Begins
    The Dark Knight
    Freddy vs Jason
    Hot Fuzz
    House of 1000 Corpses
    The Devil's Rejects
    Iron Man
    Metal: A Headbangers Journey
    Predator
    Screamers
    South Park: Bigger Longer And Uncut
    Spiderman 1-3
    Taken
    The Incredible Hulk
    The Ring
    The Wrestler
    Universal Monster Movies
    X-Men 1-3
  • Television

    Internet TV:
    The Angry Video Game Nerd
    The Nostalgia Critic
    The Spoony Experiment
    Bum Reviews
    Ask That Guy With The Glasses

    The Tube:
    Home Improvement (20LB SLEDGE!)
    Futurama
    Whose Line
    The Simpsons
    South Park
    Beavis and Butthead
    Family Guy
    King of the Hill
    The Incredible Hulk Live Action (Retro, bitch)
    LOST
    Metalocalypse
    Hellsing
    Chappelle's Show
    Dog The Bounty Hunter
    Dragonball Z (UNCUT)
    The Tonight Show
  • Books

    Comics
    Horror
    Science Fiction
    Interesting stuff
    Not boring English class books
  • Heroes

    My Friends
    Daron Malakian
    James Hetfield
    Kirk Hammett
    Cliff Burton
    Dave Mustaine
    Serj Tankian
    John Dolmayan
    Shavo Odadjian
    BATTAGLIA!!!
    Anyone who inspires me

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Auburn, WA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Undecided
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Student

Blurbs

About me:




Howdily-doodily. I'm Dan. I also go by Danny, Daniel, whatever, it don't matter. Basically, I'm a nerd. I'm on my laptop most of the time, but when I'm not there, I'm either hanging out with Shannon and Joel, playing video games (Guitar Hero, Rock Band, Metal Gear, etc), listening to music, surfing the internet, chatting with friends on IM or at school.

Shit to Do
In Order From Most to Least Likely to Happen...



Shit Done
In Order From Latest to Earliest...



A few facts:

*I'm 17
*Live in Federal Way
*My nicknames include Dan Dan The Flying Man, Dan Dan The Window Man, Dan Dan and Jesus.
*Go to TJ & PSSC DMP
*I use Photoshop alot
*I edit videos alot
*I own a PS3, PS2, PS1, Gamecube, Wii, Xbox, Dreamcast, GBC, DS, GBA, SNES and an N64.
*I play guitar [Black Epiphone SG Special]
*I play drums, but don't have a set
*I play bass, but don't have one
*If you know me, you will get annoyed at my constant drum finger tapping
*Yes, I like No Doubt. Don't like it? Do you really think I give a shit? Oh, and fuck you.
*Yeah, I like Paramore too. Still don't like it? Still don't give a shit. Oh, and fuck you again.
*I like Michael Jackson as well. But if you don't like Michael Jackson, you just plain suck.
*I kick ass at Rock Band/Guitar Hero drums & guitar/bass
*I suck balls at vocals though lol
*Everytime I see a child under the age of 5 on WWE television, I die a little on the inside
*WWE will never be as good as WWF
*Attitude Era > Entertainment Era
*I know more about the SAW movies than you'll ever know
*The original SAW movie is the best
*Metallica's best album is Ride The Lightning
*System of a Down's best album is Self Titled
*No Doubt's best album is Return of Saturn
*I collect music memorabilia [Stickers, albums, bootlegs, etc]
*I can download any album/program/game/movie you could ever want
*Whose Line is the funniest show in EXISTENCE

*You just lost the game.

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.★. 0% Emo
.☆.█ 50% Rocker
.★.██ 60% Thrasher
.☆.███ 70% Mosher
.★.████ 80% Evil
.☆.█████ 90% Blasphemous
.★.██████ 100% Headbanger
.☆.███████ 150% Metal
.★.████████ 200% Jonas Brothers Hater

FACTS OF LIFE:
1. Gravity pushes towards the Earth
2. People breathe Air
3. Your parents had sex
4. The Jonas Brothers are a bunch of pussies who are not musically talented whatsoever
5. System Of A Down IS the Second Coming of Christ

Who I'd like to meet:

Peeps I Wanna Meet
In No Particular Order...

Comments

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  • Jul 18 2009 8:45 PM

    Yeppers   tickets are only 10 bucks for lawn and thats all i can afford so hey why not
  • Jul 6 2009 5:45 AM

    I see you thar. You should totally get on MSN cause I'm bored and reduced to filling out a pointless survey on myspace that Marc had posted.
  • Jul 3 2009 10:29 PM

    ???   its been like that all year   how has it returned?
  • Jun 2 2009 2:02 AM

    groan, don't mention giant cupcakes to me ever again. :( lol
    I ate like the top chocolately part and gave the rest to max. My stomach hurts soo much i think i'm gonna die. but it was sooo goood!!! hahaha. Did you even try it???
  • Jun 2 2009 1:34 AM

    hahahahahaha i noticed it was on shuffle.  
    suffocate is kinda sad.