In no particular order: A Clockwork Orange, Ishtar, Citizen Kane, Logan's Run, Dodgeball, any Marx Bros., Three Stooges, anything with Philip Seymour Hoffman, any Coen Bros. movie., Old School
Television
The Shield, Rescue Me, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Reno 911, Adult Swim, The Office (UK & US), My Name is Earl, SCTV, The Carol Burnett Show, Coprock, Little Caesar ads, Arrested Development, the Honeymooners, Night Court, Cheers, Wings, Monk, The Kumars at No. 42, Little Britain, Daily Show, Colbert Report, old school Star Trek, Scrubs
Books
I'm reading (insert name of trendy bestseller)
Heroes
I don't need media-created heroes. However, I would very much like to become one.
About me: I just put this on Funny Or Die. Vote Funny. Obviously.
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This is how I got Taft-Hartleyed - by walking and sitting around. God love unions! I'm wearing a burgundy t-shirt and khaki shorts. Make it into a "Where's Waldo"-type game!
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I am the palest person in Los Angeles.
Other than that, what...Hm...I am an actor/improvisor from Chicago looking to live the high life. Gimme some time, I'll come up with something better.
And speaking of being pale, check out this music video I was in. I got a sunburn I'm sure will spawn a melanoma when I'm 60, but it was worth it!
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