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Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan "King Baby" CD & DVD Now Available at Target, iTunes, Amazon & JimGaffigan.com!

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103 years old
NYC, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/23/2009
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    Jim Gaffigan's Interests
GeneralHot Pockets, Manatees, The Pope, sleep








CD & DVD ON SALE @ Borders, Best Buy, Barnes & Noble, Tower, Virgin, FYE, Coconuts, Specs, Strawberries, Amazon.com
MusicP.A.T, Foo-fighters, Coldplay, John Mellencamp (I am from Indiana), a bunch music my wife refers to as "chick music", U2, and others i'm too insecure to mention.
MoviesYou ever not seen someone's favorite movie? They get furious. "you haven't seen goodfella's? what are you saying?" Apparently i'm saying your sisters a whore. Super Troopers, (My life will be complete if never have another person "meow' at me. If i got a nickel everytime someone meowed at me i'd be a nickelaire) Igby Goes Down, Three Kings, 13 Going on 30, the Great New Wonderful, Final....(Hey wait a minute he's just listing movies he's been in) I liked Breaking the Waves, On the Waterfront, Marty, - I cant think right now.
TelevisionI watch a lot of TV, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin. Here comes some bragging...."That 70s Show", "Ed", All the "Law & Orders", "Sex and the City", "Hope and Faith", "Conan O'Brien", "David Letterman", "Last Call", "Kimmel" blah blah blah In reality I love cable news. Hardball, The Abrams Report, Greta van Sustren.
HeroesPope John Paul II, Santa Claus, Dave Thomas, that guy or gal you're thinking of, people that go to my website jimgaffigan.com and sign up for my mailing list, my mom, that guy or gal who did that nice or heroic thing last week, Norma Rae, and of course Charro (she's a role model)

     Jim Gaffigan's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Indiana
Body type:6' 2"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate

   Jim Gaffigan's Schools
Georgetown University
Washington,Washington DC
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

1984 to 1988
Lalumiere School Inc
La Porte,Indiana
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1980 to 1984

   Jim Gaffigan's Companies
Oh That Guy!
New York City, US
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Darth Vader Endorses Gaffigan's Sunday Premiere of "King Baby"
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Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket Revenge
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Jim Gaffigan - Life on the Edge - King Baby - CD and DVD Availab
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Jim Gaffigan - Lazy - King Baby Premieres March 29th!!
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Jim Gaffigan - Waffle House - KING BABY Premieres March 29th!!
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Jim Gaffigan - Bacon - KING BABY - CD and DVD Available NOW!
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   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 20 2009 8:00P
LYRIC OPERA HOUSE BALTIMORE MD
Nov 20 2009 10:30P
LYRIC OPERA HOUSE BALTIMORE MD
Nov 21 2009 7:00P
THE STATE THEATRE - SOLD OUT NEW BRUNSWICK NJ
Nov 21 2009 9:30P
THE STATE THEATRE NEW BRUNSWICK NJ
Nov 27 2009 8:00P
THE GROVE OF ANAHEIM ANAHEIM CA
Nov 28 2009 7:00P
THE GROVE OF ANAHEIM ANAHEIM CA
Dec 11 2009 7:00P
TURNING STONE RESORT & CASINO SHOWROOM VERONA NY
Dec 11 2009 9:30P
TURNING STONE RESORT & CASINO SHOWROOM VERONA CA
Dec 12 2009 8:00P
PALACE THEATRE ALBANY NY
Dec 28 2009 7:00P
SOARING EAGLE CASINO MT. PLEASANT MI
Dec 30 2009 7:00P
PABST THEATRE MILWAUKEE WI
Dec 31 2009 10:30P
PABST THEATRE MILWAUKEE WI
Jan 9 2010 8:00P
PARAMOUNT CENTER PEEKSKILL NY
Jan 23 2010 8:00P
THE WELLMONT THEATRE MONTCLAIR NJ
Jan 29 2010 8:00P
CHICAGO THEATRE Chicago IL
Jan 30 2010 7:00P
CHICAGO THEATRE - SOLD OUT CHICAGO IL
Jan 31 2010 7:00P
CHICAGO THEATRE CHICAGO IL
Feb 6 2010 8:00P
STAMFORD CENTER FOR THE ARTS STAMFORD CT
Feb 12 2010 8:00P
VERIZON WIRELESS THEATRE HOUSTON TX
Feb 20 2010 8:00P
STATE THEATRE EASTON PA
Feb 27 2010 8:00P
THE OHIO THEATRE COLUMBUS OH
Mar 4 2010 8:00P
PEPPERMILL CASINO RENO NV
Mar 13 2010 8:00P
TILLES CENTER GREENVALE NY

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I'm an actor and comedian. I should write something interesting here i suppose... You can always go to my website jimgaffigan.com if you want to know more.

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Nov 25 2009 3:23 AM

Have a stress free Thanksgiving... since i stuffed the turkey with jack daniels and prozac , who says you can't make everyone happy for 1 day LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Takin' no Mess



Nov 24 2009 11:51 PM

Happy Turkey Day Jim
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Nov 24 2009 9:57 PM

Just stopping by to wish you and yours a HAPPY THANKSGIVING! "Goodnight now and may God bless" Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator www.RedSkeltonComedyShow.com
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Nov 24 2009 3:00 PM

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Nov 24 2009 8:27 AM


Thanks for the Add! Please check out my music and tell me what you think!
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Nov 24 2009 6:39 AM

Omg.... can't wait to see you in upstate NY! your so gonna be stalked
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Nov 24 2009 12:39 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD...JO GOLDEN AUTHOR OF "ARE YOU THE ONE?" COMING 2010




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Nov 22 2009 3:36 AM

A little one goes to school at church
and this is what thet say honor your
mother and father. the little one goes
home and does anything mommy asks. a
big one goes to the school for church
the father says honor thy sun and mary
thy mother. confusion sets in and now
the little one doesn't know what to do.
he loves his mother but knot enough to
mary her, and he doesn't understand the
father cuzz he was blinded by the other
sun so he turns to witchcraft. by now the
day is over nightime comes along and he
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goes like this 13 is time to teach mommy @
lesson and 23 you better send hur @ Letter!
Abby

Abby



Nov 21 2009 4:51 PM

We were working on a new computer last night and put "Beyond The Pale" in to check the DVD drive. Ended up sitting there watching half of the DVD in tears! I don't care how many times I have watched that DVD, I laugh 'til I cry!!! Thanks for the laughter!!!!
Joey

Joey



Nov 21 2009 7:24 AM

Awesome show tonight in Baltimore Jimbo! I'm a big Beyond the Pale and King Baby fan, so hearing Bacon, Shi'ite Catholic and Hot Pocket was like hearing Eric Clapton play Layla or Crossroads live. Unforgettable!
p.s. I like those Domino's bread bowls, i'm gonna have one for lunch tomorrow WITH a note
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Nov 21 2009 3:42 AM

JIM great show Tonight here
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Nov 20 2009 11:46 PM

Thanks for the add, Love your work.
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Nov 20 2009 10:14 AM

Hey there,
Here's one from left field...
Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat?
A while back I came across some very disturbing information, which inspired me to make this video:
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Though the source materials are somewhat aged, the fundamentals remain relevant today.
I encourage all to visit the YouTube web page above to learn more (Show your support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly re-post and circulate as widely as possible.
Help to raise awareness.
Say have you checked out my web site (www.faberoptime.com) recently?
Take care and keep in touch.
Best,
Faber.
"Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."
Dee

Dee C.



Nov 20 2009 12:15 AM

"meoww!" **rubs up against your leg**
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Nov 20 2009 12:11 AM

Just droppin by to say Hi!,..& hope your doin good,...have a great day!.. ;-)
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Nov 19 2009 5:36 AM

For each new morning with its light,
For rest and shelter of the night,
For health and food, for love and friends,
For everything Thy goodness sends.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love to you and yours this Thanksgiving!!
RIP Papaw...

Zach Gribas



Nov 19 2009 3:40 AM

JIM ur the man,

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Nov 19 2009 12:00 AM

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