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Jim Gaffigan

		"King Baby" CD & DVD Now Available at Target, iTunes, Amazon & JimGaffigan.com! Male 103 years old NYC, NEW YORK United States Last Login: 11/6/2009

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Jim Gaffigan's Comedian Bio

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Jim Gaffigan's Interests

General	Hot Pockets, Manatees, The Pope, sleep CD & DVD ON SALE @ Borders, Best Buy, Barnes & Noble, Tower, Virgin, FYE, Coconuts, Specs, Strawberries, Amazon.com
Music	P.A.T, Foo-fighters, Coldplay, John Mellencamp (I am from Indiana), a bunch music my wife refers to as "chick music", U2, and others i'm too insecure to mention.
Movies	You ever not seen someone's favorite movie? They get furious. "you haven't seen goodfella's? what are you saying?" Apparently i'm saying your sisters a whore. Super Troopers, (My life will be complete if never have another person "meow' at me. If i got a nickel everytime someone meowed at me i'd be a nickelaire) Igby Goes Down, Three Kings, 13 Going on 30, the Great New Wonderful, Final....(Hey wait a minute he's just listing movies he's been in) I liked Breaking the Waves, On the Waterfront, Marty, - I cant think right now.
Television	I watch a lot of TV, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin. Here comes some bragging...."That 70s Show", "Ed", All the "Law & Orders", "Sex and the City", "Hope and Faith", "Conan O'Brien", "David Letterman", "Last Call", "Kimmel" blah blah blah In reality I love cable news. Hardball, The Abrams Report, Greta van Sustren.
Heroes	Pope John Paul II, Santa Claus, Dave Thomas, that guy or gal you're thinking of, people that go to my website jimgaffigan.com and sign up for my mailing list, my mom, that guy or gal who did that nice or heroic thing last week, Norma Rae, and of course Charro (she's a role model)

Jim Gaffigan's Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Indiana
Body type:	6' 2"
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Catholic
Zodiac Sign:	Cancer
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	College graduate

Jim Gaffigan's Schools

Georgetown University Washington,Washington DC Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree	1984 to 1988
Lalumiere School Inc La Porte,Indiana Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma	1980 to 1984

Jim Gaffigan's Companies

Oh That Guy!
New York City, US
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Nerdy White Guy

Jim Gaffigan's Clips

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Clips: 10

Total Plays: 299735

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Darth Vader Endorses Gaffigan's Sunday Premiere of "King Baby"

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Plays: 5122
Comments: 16

Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket Revenge

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Plays: 12639
Comments: 55

Jim Gaffigan - Life on the Edge - King Baby - CD and DVD Availab

Run Time: 140

Plays: 45685
Comments: 13

Jim Gaffigan - Lazy - King Baby Premieres March 29th!!

Run Time: 167

Plays: 10914
Comments: 10

Jim Gaffigan - Waffle House - KING BABY Premieres March 29th!!

Run Time: 129

Plays: 10415
Comments: 24

Obama Endorses Jim Gaffigan's KING BABY - CD and DVD Availab

Run Time: 173

Plays: 7731
Comments: 6

Jim Gaffigan - Bacon - KING BABY - CD and DVD Available NOW!

Run Time: 143

Plays: 41321
Comments: 36

Jim Gaffigan - Bologna - KING BABY - CD and DVD Available NOW!

Run Time: 80

Plays: 11297
Comments: 22

JIM GAFFIGAN = ACTING REEL

Run Time: 455

Plays: 68452
Comments: 61

Energizer Benny II - Jim Gaffigan

Run Time: 32

Plays: 86159
Comments: 65

Upcoming Gigs

Nov 20 2009

8:00P

LYRIC OPERA HOUSE

BALTIMORE MD

Nov 20 2009

10:30P

LYRIC OPERA HOUSE

BALTIMORE MD

Nov 21 2009

7:00P

THE STATE THEATRE - SOLD OUT

NEW BRUNSWICK NJ

Nov 21 2009

9:30P

THE STATE THEATRE

NEW BRUNSWICK NJ

Nov 27 2009

8:00P

THE GROVE OF ANAHEIM

ANAHEIM CA

Nov 28 2009

7:00P

THE GROVE OF ANAHEIM

ANAHEIM CA

Dec 11 2009

7:00P

TURNING STONE RESORT & CASINO SHOWROOM

VERONA NY

Dec 11 2009

9:30P

TURNING STONE RESORT & CASINO SHOWROOM

VERONA CA

Dec 12 2009

8:00P

PALACE THEATRE

ALBANY NY

Dec 28 2009

7:00P

SOARING EAGLE CASINO

MT. PLEASANT MI

Dec 30 2009

7:00P

PABST THEATRE

MILWAUKEE WI

Dec 31 2009

10:30P

PABST THEATRE

MILWAUKEE WI

Jan 9 2010

8:00P

PARAMOUNT CENTER

PEEKSKILL NY

Jan 23 2010

8:00P

THE WELLMONT THEATRE

MONTCLAIR NJ

Jan 29 2010

8:00P

CHICAGO THEATRE

Chicago IL

Jan 30 2010

7:00P

CHICAGO THEATRE - SOLD OUT

CHICAGO IL

Jan 31 2010

7:00P

CHICAGO THEATRE

CHICAGO IL

Feb 6 2010

8:00P

STAMFORD CENTER FOR THE ARTS

STAMFORD CT

Feb 12 2010

8:00P

VERIZON WIRELESS THEATRE

HOUSTON TX

Feb 20 2010

8:00P

STATE THEATRE

EASTON PA

Feb 27 2010

8:00P

THE OHIO THEATRE

COLUMBUS OH

Mar 4 2010

8:00P

PEPPERMILL CASINO

RENO NV

Mar 13 2010

8:00P

TILLES CENTER

GREENVALE NY

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Jim Gaffigan's Blurbs

About me:

I'm an actor and comedian. I should write something interesting here i suppose... You can always go to my website jimgaffigan.com if you want to know more.

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Stand-Up Showdown 2009

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Joey Reviews	Nov 8 2009 4:59 PM I just want to keep you posted on what's going on this way. The Soul of a Man Anthology is the winner of the 2009 Best Short Stories/Anthology from the African American Literary Awards Show. Read an excerpt of my contribution, "Like Father, Like Son", at http://joeyisinit.com/excerpt.html. My lastest entry on http://joeypinkney.com is "5 Minutes, 5 Questions With... Oneal Walters, author of The Age Begins". Leave a comment on my website, I would like to know what you think. Here is the link: http://www.joeypinkney.com/interviewed/oneal-walters.html Don't be a stranger. Let me know what's going on in your neck of the woods.
The Official Harpo Skank...	Nov 8 2009 4:22 AM I sure hope this finds you having a gracious evening as well as the remainder of your weekend and thanks so much for your friendship for it is highly appreciated! Drop by anytime and make sure to sign Harpo Skank's guestbook...your patience is also appreciated while we construct the new page! Love & Peace Always & Forever, Peggy w/ Harpo Skank
Megan	Nov 7 2009 7:24 PM tHANX FOR THE ADD
Richard Eugene	Nov 7 2009 4:34 PM Hello everyone, here is my new song about my senile grandmother, it is called Senile Grandmother. "Grandmother, Grandmother where are you, hiding in the woods looking for your canoe and if you find it may you remind it to remind yourself that your such a loon," and the chorus goes "Iris Iris(her name) your simple minded but taking your medicine your always behind it, but in front of friends your always sublime and, a little to happy to understand why its, been a long time since you known the science, behind you crying over dementia and blindness"
Cerebral Sam	Nov 7 2009 2:15 PM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/3456390.html?b=4&w=46
Kristie	Nov 7 2009 1:18 PM Thanks for the add!!
Susan	Nov 7 2009 9:39 AM nice to meet u, plz keep in touch and keep safe
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DAVID VENDETTA	Nov 7 2009 6:17 AM Tnx for your friendship! out now... David Vendetta "I Hope She Turns Around" Digital Download @ Beatport: https://www.beatport.com/fr-FR/html/content/release/detail/195426/i_hope_she_turns_around download your copy now!!
Jessica_Cruz	Nov 7 2009 5:22 AM thank you :-)
Jonathan Gregory	Nov 7 2009 2:28 AM I'm training hard retaining my belt as the World's Toughest Comedian, staying ready to kick Joe Rogan's ass... CHECK IT OUT : ) FUCKING SUBSCRIBE TO MY VIDEOS
Psychedelic Disco Angels	Nov 7 2009 1:42 AM Hello, thanks for the add. Sending you some Love. p.d.a.
Chris Morrison (Twitter.com/CMorrisonMusic)	Nov 6 2009 11:13 PM Come on over and check out the new songs! 'Who we Are' and '21st century' Chances are you will soon hear them in some movies coming out next spring. So, come on over and check them out! chris
Pop Haydn Online Now!	Nov 6 2009 7:28 PM New Web Site! Check out my new web site at www.PopHaydn.com Cool graphics, video, and the True Story of Pop Haydn.
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman	Nov 6 2009 6:12 PM Hello, I hope this finds you in good spirits. If not,....find another brand of SPIRITS! "Goodbye for now and may God bless" Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator
☻EMO KID☻™	Nov 6 2009 10:36 AM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/3509817.html?b=4&w=46
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skindeep	Nov 6 2009 1:13 AM Just wanted to stop by and let you know I’m excited to announce the release of my debut album: skindeep “Reflection of me” be sure and check out my blog hit the link support the cause. Profile includes 2 unreleased tracks thanks pc and be blessed. skindeep
Richard Eugene	Nov 6 2009 12:49 AM I was talking to my grandmother last night face to face about my single life, and she said to me "Ricky if you want a girlfriend you need to shower daily and take care of yourself." So I says to her "Grandmother, then why do you smell like old bacon and always come outside in your underwear to get the mail with your half head of hair half a mess?" She said just wash your ass and get a hair cut........... and use soap this time. But that's my Grandmother for you, such a lovely person and an inspirational half dead women.......or should i say lady........ thanks again for the add Jimbo and dont forget to wash your ass... :)
The Season (Congratulations on itunes!)	Nov 4 2009 10:56 PM hiiii. have you gotten a chance to check out Congratulations on iTunes?? we just put it on there :)
Jessica	Nov 4 2009 12:00 PM Nice Day!
"M.N." (Gnarly) Online Now!	Nov 4 2009 8:56 AM I think you of all people need to see this. Maybe work it into a routine, or just come to the realization that we're a sad/awesome society. http://skilletstreetfood.com/baconjam.htm
PC	Nov 4 2009 6:33 AM Thinking of you!! I hope the rest of your week is nothing short of fabulous!!
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COUNT ME IN [7 DAYS TILL CHT]	Nov 3 2009 6:22 PM just wanted to drop in and say hey! dig the tunes? :D

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