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Member Since	5/22/2006
Band Members	Jimmy & the lord god jesus
Influences	My Dick, my balls, my heart, my brain. In that order, for better or worse.
Record Label	Dick-Headonism
Type of Label	None

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About Jimmy The Homeless

Why Your Band Are Shite: 1. Don't sing in an "American" accent, even if you are American...Use your own accent! 2. Don't do covers...They are a/Shit b/Too Difficult. (Thank you Malcolm Mclaren) 3. Don't have the word BABY in any of your songs unless you are Dianna Ross or the Pipettes. 4. Don't have the word SOUL in your song unless you are James Brown. 5. Don't do FUNK unless your name is Bootsy. 6. No excuse exists for using a harmonica or saxaphone. 7. Digery fuckin' don't! 8. Don't sing with your eyes closed....you look like a twat. 9. You don't have "The Blues" what you have is a Fender Strat' that your daddy bought you, now fuck off. 10. Don't do songs about drugs unless you are Shane McGowan or Shaun Ryder. 11. When no one is interested in your music, it doesn't mean you are Antifolk or Avant Garde it means you are shit...go back to the bedroom and have a re-think. 12. Be nice to the Sound People...manners are free and they are paying for their sins by being forced to listen to your shit! 13. Don't say "Thanks!" untill someone claps. 14. Don't appologise for anything on stage. If you make a mistake, do it again and pretend you meant it. 15. Never blame the audience. It's not their job to listen, it's your job to entertain (Does not apply in London where all Audiences are cunts.) 16. Guitar solos....mmmmmmh, just remember "Anyone can play guitar" 17. Jazz has melody, Noise is just noise...go write a fucking tune! 18. Tune up BEFORE you go on stage. 19. Don't bore the audience with anecdotes unless you are either a) naturally very funny or b) Calvin Johnson (Thank you Electric Honey from the Plan B forum.) 20. "Making things more organic" is great if you're making vegetable soup but disastorous in song-writing. (Thank you Paul Hawkins)

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Rock 'n' Roll Concubine	Feb 15 2008 8:56 PM RIP Megan.. Gone but not Forgotten. http://profile.myspace.com.index.cfm.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.5187622.cn
The Purple Gang	Jun 6 2007 7:38 AM Hey, Jimmy, how's it going? Chuck a pebble into the sea for us, will ya? Having first made sure that no-one's in the firing line, of course. We hope to see you on the road soon, maybe just before it reaches the end of Madeira Drive. the Purple Gang.
Simple Folk Radio	May 13 2007 8:54 AM
amylou	Apr 27 2007 10:12 PM Ever wanted to track the people who look at your page? Check It
Paul	Apr 1 2007 2:25 AM mad jimmy lol @ your songs :) great stuff, when u coming back for your annual beatdown?
amylou	Mar 20 2007 1:48 AM Yo! Jimmy! How are you?
Mentalist association	Feb 20 2007 12:15 PM
LMHR London	Feb 15 2007 2:35 AM Lethal Bizzle, Drew McConnell (Babyshambles), Hardkaur, Sam Duckworth (Get Cape Wear Cape Fly) and Jerry Dammers (ex The Specials) will join other artists and anti-racists from around the country at the Unite Against Fascism / Love Music Hate Racism conference in London this Saturday. See you there? Click for info
chill william	Jan 3 2007 10:38 AM Buy my beard
Long	Jan 1 2007 6:04 PM Hey Jimmy! Happy Newyear, hope you have a good one mate
dom/boma/blinky/audrey/ben fogle/phil tuffnell	Nov 30 2006 10:14 AM evenin ye scottish shithouse :P gonna try and make it saturday hopefully... i'll have a whiskey with you and get you sleeping in my bath again lol
amylou	Nov 28 2006 6:58 PM hey jimmy, how are you? hey how come everytime i put my music box on shuffle, the bobby mcgees appear 4 or 5 times?? there may be 69 songs, but how many hidden tracks have you snuck on? xx
amylou	Oct 27 2006 2:02 AM you gonna have to pay me £10 an hour for that privilege!!!
Pòl Gallta	Oct 23 2006 2:04 PM Jimmy one day you're going to make us both very rich! All the best mate.
tom	Sep 16 2006 3:50 AM barrie alderton is putting an almost unbelievable amount of effort into preventing us from living near you, jimmy. it will happen, though. i'm going to sit outside your front door every night and cry gently until it does.
The King Blues	Aug 29 2006 5:38 AM thanks fi di add! Album out now! Available from www.kingblues.com
Beans on Toast	Jul 25 2006 10:55 AM
Rock 'n' Roll Concubine	Jul 23 2006 9:24 AM i need a copy of ur opus! how do i get it?
amylou	Jul 20 2006 3:23 AM Hey Jimmy I would very much like to get a copy of '68 love songs and a poem about shagging'. any chance of swapping the new sweethearts album for a copy?? ciao x
Invokal - Verbalist Journalist	Jul 18 2006 1:11 PM nxt Anti-Pop is sunday 30th july at the Globe. Its the final round b4 the grand final so bring lots of peeps!!! + There's free ice-cream on the night!!!
Lisa Lindley-Jones	Jul 17 2006 12:36 PM Mr Jimmy Please oh Please send me a copy of your masterpiece! Hope your both chipper, sorry I aint been to see ya or nuffin, we been away and working super hard. Lets catch up soon, when is the next turd night?xx
tom	Jul 17 2006 11:53 AM i need a copy. i was going to come and watch your ukefest tonight but i think i've screwed myself in the ass by sleeping for about 15 hours. i had weird sleep paralysis while chris was in my room on my computer. that was thoroughly unpleasant.
Pirate Magazine	Jul 15 2006 11:08 AM Cool...i want a copy right away, erica says she will be your poetry brothel madam and we're going on a picnic at devil's dyke tommorow, are you and Eleanor up for coming?x
Clara Day	Jul 15 2006 10:55 AM Brilliant! x
Misterlee	Jul 15 2006 9:29 AM [Misterlee quickly wipes his nose on the sails and runs the plank, then, to camera...] "Thanks for your friendship Jimmy The Homeless!"
winston echo	Jul 15 2006 8:43 AM tthanks i llllook forward to it
Rock 'n' Roll Concubine	Jul 7 2006 10:21 AM thanx for the add jimmy
Jocky Venkataraman	Jun 30 2006 3:22 PM When's the solo album out Jimmy? And d'ya fancy going busking sometime? We could meet up somewhere neutral like Manchester, and have a Scottish jingler busk-off. Good luck with the shit, as they say.
Elin Green.	Jun 17 2006 3:55 PM Downloaded a couple. Diolch.
tom	Jun 13 2006 9:43 AM i got a bottle of champagne from work today for doing more data entry than anyone else has ever done. i think i'm going to kill myself.
Jocky Venkataraman	Jun 11 2006 10:00 AM All good wishes to Jimmy and Jesus Our Lord in this great new music. 'A partnership for prosperity', as your local government agency would have it. As the debate over a new national anthem continues aflame up here in Scotland, I'm happy to nominate Bomb Iraq. Well, either that or Dignity by Deacon Blue.
Camille Affability	Jun 8 2006 9:47 AM danke thank you for the ladybug love song :*) it was wunderbar . i listened to it on repeat for over 30 minutes.
bobogolem we accept you, we accept you, one of us	Jun 5 2006 7:39 PM
katie	Jun 4 2006 12:19 PM haha your songs are ace! so privileged to be added amongst a bunch of suicide girls, thankyou :) x
Fliederfarbene Pommeselfe (known as Mihkele)	Jun 2 2006 6:26 AM ...thanks for ädding...
The Pin-Ups	May 31 2006 8:38 PM When you listen to The Pin-Ups, darling! You'll look sexy no matter what you're up to!
Bowie	May 31 2006 5:15 PM Thanks for adding me!
Mnislahi	May 30 2006 12:53 PM
Laura Bones	May 27 2006 7:37 AM you added a suicide girl! i put you in my top whateveritis, because, well, y'know. hope everything is fucking ace. x
Sky Suicide	May 26 2006 1:09 PM

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