Cowboy boots, motorcycle boots, work boots, military boots (did I mention boots?), leather, fetish, recovery, sobriety, the 12 steps, ex Jehovah's Witnesses, making sarcastic comments on JustUsBoys.com, working on my website, writing science fiction, being a pest.
Music
Pink Floyd is all you need to know.
Movies
Jehovah's Witnesses exposed
A candid look at what the Watchtower Society, also known as Jehovah's Witnesses, is really about.
Jehovah's Witnesses and Mental Illness
Contact, North By Northwest, The Red Violin, The Shawshank Redemption, Taken (the miniseries), The Legend of 1900, The Grapes of Wrath, Outward Bound (the Leslie Howard version), The Talented Mr. Ripley, It's A Wonderful Life, All About Eve, Auntie Mame.
Television
MST3K, Mystery Science Theater 3000, anything Star Trek. anything Law and Order. The 4400, Jericho, The Simpsons, Antiques Roadshow.
Books
Crisis of Conscience, Visions of Glory, Awakening of a Jehovah's Witness, In Search of Christian Freedom, Christianity Social Tolerance and Homosexuality, Steps to Recovery From Bible Abuse, The Gentile Times Reconsidered, The Front Runner, Dancer From the Dance, The Good War, Earthly Powers, Alcoholics Anonymous, Squares Triangles and Saucers
Heroes
Bill W., Dr. Bob, Raymond Franz, Silentlambs, Harry Hay, Victor Borge, Steve Allen
I'm gay. I have my AARP card. I'm paunchy, hairy, and wear glasses, so I guess that makes me a middle-aged near-sighted bear. I live in rural Pennsylvania with my partner of 10 years and work the overnight shift at a world-class alcohol & drug rehab. I have a caustic sense of humor and a streak of sarcasm that just won't quit.
I spend a lot of time working on my 100 year old Addams Family-style Victorian house. I rake leaves. I chase snakes out of our fish pond. Contrary to rumor, I DO NOT have a herd of wildebeest in my back yard. Oh, and for what it's worth, I also am a published science fiction novelist.
Who I'd like to meet:
More of a Facebook person? Visit me here:
I'm a curious creature with an eclectic circle of friends. If you're thinking about sending me a friend request, please do! Everyone has a story to tell, and I want to read yours!
I'm especially interested in meeting other gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender former Jehovah's Witnesses from around the world (straight ones, too!). I'm very involved with A Common Bond and have over two thousand GLBT former (and active) Jehovah's Witnesses on my private mailing list.
Hear my story in my own words as presented at the A Common Bond International Conference in Chicago:
I've been clean & sober since 1987 and I'm always interested in hearing from other people in 12-step recovery.
If you wear boots, we have a lot to talk about. I have 18 pair of boots and my collection is growing. There's something about a guy in boots.....
Any other human beings (or extraterrestrials) are welcome to introduce themselves to me as well.
Oh, and if you're a JUBber, call me Rational Lunacy.
About the only people I do NOT want to hear from are as follows:
(1)Active Jehovah's Witnesses who send me "nastygrams" about escaping your faith, telling me I'm gonna die at Armageddon, etc. -- Save your breath.
(2)Homophobes. Save your breath.
(3)Spambots who look like escapees from the Jerry Springer Show, and who insist on bombarding me with friend requests so they can advertise their webcams and other sleazy garbage.
Go ahead....send me that friend request. You know you want to!
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I want to thank you for allowing me as Red Skelton to be a part of your myspace life.
Fall is here and the holidays are approaching. They can be stressful so I'm giving you a gift of laughter.
If by chance you are in Las Vegas or plan on visiting us this season, I would be honored to meet you.
I perform every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday night 9pm inside the Royal Resort Hotel showroom located 99 Convention Center Drive (basically corner of Las Vegas Blvd and Convention Center Drive)
The name of the show is Larry G Jones ~Man of 1002 Voices Show.
I'm the opening act as Red Skelton. If you get the chance please stop by and say HI. If you want to see the show here is a discount code for you.
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Just stopping by to say HI!
Sure is getting HOT in Las Vegas.
When you get a chance, check out the “COOLEST SHOW IN TOWN”
Starring Larry G Jones~Singing Impressionist and Brian Hoffman as 'Red Skelton'
We have a blast every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.
Larry G Jones was just named 'Entertainer of the Year' in Las Vegas.
We have a 'COOL DEAL' for you.
Get General Admission and VIP preferred seating tickets at half price by using discount code MYSPACE (all Caps)
Visit http://www.LasVegasActs.com/showvideos.html to see VIDEOS!
Click on TICKETS to reserve seats for the show;)
Next time you are in the neighborhood, check out the funniest show in Las Vegas!
I wish you continued success in all you do.
"Goodnight now and may God bless"
Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator
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