jissilly

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  • Jonathan Harvey

  • 41 / Male
  • KINGSLAND, Georgia, US
  • Last Login: 11/29/2009

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  • General

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

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    What Be Your Nerd Type?
    Your Result: Literature Nerd
     

    Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your eyes grow red and dry and you look sort of scary sitting there with your insomniac appearance? Then you fit this category perfectly! You love the power of the written word and it's eloquence; and you may like to read/write poetry or novels. You contribute to the smart people of today's society, however you can probably be overly-critical of works. It's okay. I understand.

    Drama Nerd
     
    Social Nerd
     
    Gamer/Computer Nerd
     
    Science/Math Nerd
     
    Anime Nerd
     
    Artistic Nerd
     
    Musician
     
    What Be Your Nerd Type?
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    There are many things that I find interesting! Mostly I like to write. I write a daily pseudo-inspirational e-mail called the “Word of the Day”. It’s free. Often it’s funny. Every once in a while it can be lame. Hey! You try being funny Monday through Friday. It’s not as easy as you think. I’ll send it to you if you ask me. I’ll need your email address. I like to lend a hand with the youth ministry at my church. I get to hang with my kids… I mean teens a little extra that way. I am a family type of guy. If you had family that was as awesome as mine you would be a family type of guy too! I like to perform with the local community theater and community television station. Lately I’ve been a little to busy, but I plan to make time. Check Out Blinkyou.com for thousands of custom glitters and layouts

  • Music

    Mostly I like Contemporary Christian music. I also like weird and funny music. I enjoy a good polka as much as the next guy. With the exception of possibly Italian Opera I’ll listen to just about any thing, even disco.

    Rap doesn’t count. It’s not really music.


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  • Movies

    I like Science Fiction and Fantasy Movies. I like just about everything that has Josh Whedon's name attached to it. I also enjoy watching really bad b movies. I have a freind who once said that all the world was a movie about him and that nobody seemed to reallize it. I told him that I was proof possitive that often the supporting charater is often a lot more interesting. Check Out Blinkyou.com for thousands of custom glitters and layouts
  • Television

    Current television shows that I try to watch are Smallville, Lost, The Closer, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. These are all good shows. I don’t watch them when the come on television. I wait until the series comes out on DVD and watch a whole season at a time. It’s just the way I am. Your results:
    You are Apocalypse
    Apocalypse
    59%
    The Joker
    57%
    Magneto
    50%
    Lex Luthor
    49%
    Dark Phoenix
    47%
    Dr. Doom
    45%
    Venom
    42%
    Juggernaut
    40%
    Mystique
    40%
    Green Goblin
    40%
    Catwoman
    36%
    Two-Face
    36%
    Poison Ivy
    32%
    Riddler
    32%
    Kingpin
    30%
    Mr. Freeze
    26%
    You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
    Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test
    Your results:
    You are Superman
    Superman
    80%
    Green Lantern
    70%
    Spider-Man
    60%
    The Flash
    45%
    Catwoman
    45%
    Iron Man
    45%
    Robin
    43%
    Supergirl
    38%
    Batman
    35%
    Wonder Woman
    33%
    Hulk
    20%
    You are mild-mannered, good,
    strong and you love to help others.
    Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
  • Books

    I love to read comic Books. I also read a lot of books by Terry Pratchett. Comic Fantasy is pretty much my favorite. I have also been known to get into a good Bible study, and to read books about Manhood and relationships. I like to think of myself as a well rounded reader. I'm so well rounded I'm considering a couple of books on weight loss.

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 8" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Electronic Technician

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About me:

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I'm just this guy who likes to write stories and stuff. I'm thirty-nine year old guy on the chubby side, so please don’t cyber-stalk me! Why would you want to cyber-stalk someone like me anyway? Oh… Wait! If you are one of those weird gazillionaires who like to stalk people and then gives them lots and lots of money, that’s okay. Then you can stalk away. Otherwise you best not be stalking me. I have a wife and lots of kid’s. You better not be cyber-stalking them either.

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Insanity Test
Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?:No.That would be silly, you only need goggles for the bathtub!
Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?:Yes, but don't tell my supervisor.
Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?:No, does that make me a bad person?
Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?:No. They come in several colors right? It's the Rainbow Fairy. Same as for Skittles.
Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?:No. That's what spell check if for.
Do you know the names of all the American presidents?:No. I haven't even met them all.
Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?:No, he phoned me yesterday.
Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house?:Yes I have tried. I've been successful!
Do you own a Chia-pet?:No
Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?:No, not out loud in public at least.
Do you have 0 TV's in your house?:No. What's a zero TV? I have a lot of regular ones.
Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?:No. 3 pets + 5 kids. Close.
Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?:No. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is not rated.
Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week?:No.
Do you hear voices?:Yes! Hearing voices is not insane. Seeing voices is insane.
Is your favorite color tangerine?:No its Plaid
Is your favorite food turtle soup?:No. I like fast food.
Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?:No ,I spend most time at work with coworkers.
Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?:Maybe, ok yes.
Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?:Yes we are still friends. We didn't stop being friends just because I got big.
Do you ever talk to yourself?:Yes, ocassionally, when ever get around to answering the phone. I call and call and call!
Do you sing in the shower?:Yes, sometimes, you have to be carefull. You could drown doing stuff like that.
Do you have more than 5 body piercings?:No
Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?:No
Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?:Yes, that's why I make sure there are no hidden video cameras in my house!
Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?:Yes that's so wierd. I only really did that once.
Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch tabl:No,you have to have money in order to do that.
Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess:Yes, I guess so. Do I win?
Have you ever trash picked?:Yes, keep America clean baby!
Can you fling stuff out of your nose?:No, I put stuff in a tissue before I fling it. It's only polite.
Do you know the meaning of life?:Yes, 42
Hav u eva pikt on sum1 smalla than u,just coz u thawt it wood b funny?:No, okay yes, but does it really count if its your kids.
Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?:No, I am no longer in school. Now I have to count down the number of hours left in the work day.
Did u ever see things that aren't really there?:No. Everything I see is really there. I just wonder why no one else can see them. They must be insane.
Do you see dead people?:No, I'm married. I stopped seeing people a long time ago.
Is this a yes or no question?:Perhaps? Yes?
Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?:Yes.
Do you enjoy tight clothing?:No.
Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?:No.
Do you sleep with the lights on?:No, but I can't usually tell when I'm asleep.
Do you consider money to be a form of evil?:Yes, but only if I cant use it to get what I think I need when I want it.
Have you ever played bloody knuckles?:No, I;ve never heard of bloody knuckles. Is it like Cripple Mr. Onion?
Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?:No, at least not without the marshmallow cream and the tuna.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:Yes.
Do you believe fairy tales do come true?:No, fairies seem to be habitual liars. I wouldn't put a lot of confidence in the tales they tell.
Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?:Yes. They were a weapon befor the became a toy. Dont ya know?
Do you believe in superstition?:No, but the question is, does supestitiion believe in me?
Do you like DIET soda?:No, I don't like to put anything in my body that has the word "die" in it.
Do you watch cartoon shows every day?:Yes. I send the kids outside so I can watch them in peace.
Do you read books for fun?:Yes
Give yourself 2% insanity for every "yes" you answered.
So what's your insanity percentage?:36%
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I thought I would try out the voice thing. If the fun level stays high I will keep it on my profile.

Who I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet real live people who are not trying to get me to check out there inappropriate cam site. I don’t want to have to join some weird dating club either. I want to meet people who have a sense of humor. People who like to read and share. Also, I would like to meet people who are found of baking. I don’t bake, but I like to eat. I would also like to meet that gazillionaire stalker. Don’t forget about the gazillionaire stalker. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m a real person and I like meeting real people, all kinds of real people. I guess imaginary friends are okay too PS. I don’t want to meat people. That would be a very cannibalistic thing to do.

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  • Nov 29 2009 9:44 AM

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  • Nov 28 2009 4:26 PM

    THE SATURDAY SHARE IS ON TOUR!!!

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  • Nov 28 2009 7:25 AM

    Thank you!! Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving and God bless you and yours.
  • Nov 27 2009 6:25 AM

    Hope you're ready to be the Mayor of Whoville. The Who noses are in. Alton has them. We must prepare. Christmas in the Park is two weeks away!
     

  • Nov 26 2009 8:39 PM

    Happy Thanksgiving Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Nov 26 2009 4:50 PM



    Love my shirt!
  • Nov 26 2009 11:27 AM

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  • Nov 22 2009 3:16 AM

    Join us for Simple Sunday Featuring Gabrielle!!!

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  • Nov 21 2009 11:36 AM

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  • Nov 21 2009 3:57 AM

    well the garlic monkeybread brings out the subtle flavors of the bird :)


  • Nov 17 2009 12:51 PM

    Come play and have a blast!!!

    PLEASE CLICK THE POSTER POEM BELOW

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  • Nov 14 2009 3:44 PM

    I Challenge you to try a Collab!!!

    They are not hard to do

    Just click the poster below, read the instructions - then come to the Share Blog with your collab...the share bulletins are running now

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  • Nov 10 2009 2:10 AM

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  • Nov 10 2009 1:48 AM

    Hey not only doe we need more lines!!!

    We also need your Avitar for the Saturday Share!!!

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  • Nov 8 2009 4:22 PM

    I hope you've been well. Things have been hectic but I want to catch up with anyone. I'm going to be stopping by blogs for the next few days. If there is anything specific you'd like me to read please post a link in my comments. Thanks guys - sorry for being M.I.A.






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  • Nov 6 2009 1:39 AM

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  • Nov 3 2009 11:26 PM


    Big hugs! Gail
  • Nov 3 2009 2:09 AM

    Hey it's One-More-Line TIME!!!!



    The Poetic Social Event on MySpace!!!!



    See how many friends and / or old Pals you can bring!!!!



    Besides we need a ton of lines for writing poetry with this week too!!!!!




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  • Nov 2 2009 11:12 AM

    Come see what's happening

    November 2009

    on the CPCCC

    Click the Calendar below

    The code is in the blog header of our Back-up page
    if you want to add it to your site

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  • Nov 1 2009 12:22 AM




    Stopping by with my cat Tommy to wish you the Happiest of Halloweens!


    xoxo Colleen

    ps - Got my turtle t-shirts today.... oh yeah, they rock! :D
  • Oct 30 2009 3:08 AM

    lol well tell pam that i should be getting my Wii back soon. Its in PA and im back in WA so hopfully it will be back toward the beginning of November. My poor town looks so bad now. Weeds and bugs yuck
  • Oct 30 2009 12:02 AM

    Come get lost in the lines with me LOL

    Earlier this week I asked folks to give me One-More-Line

    Now I have copied all the lines and posted them in the "Get lost in the lines with me" Blog

    You have until Saturday (blog posts Friday Night) to write "Cheryl's Pals Collabs"

    Be Creative and HAVE FUN!!!

    CHERYL'S PALS GET LOST IN THE LINES WITH ME (WED -SAT COLLAB CHALLENGE) CLICK HERE

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  • Oct 29 2009 11:10 PM

    i should be getting my wii back soon kk. come and visit my town soon
  • Oct 29 2009 1:17 AM

    It's Thematic Attic Thursday @ The CPCCC This week with Lady Cheryl


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    TODAYS THEME IS FALLING

    Click on the banner below to climb into the attic with me!!

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  • Oct 28 2009 12:22 AM

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