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Jare E Jordan's Interests
Music
Hindiu Gangsta Polka, and Arabian Techno seems to be the only popular genres that I avoid for medical reasons (I seizure quite frequently)
Television
Having a nephew who will be turning 3 soon I find it impossible to resist the temptation of the sweet release of life everytime I hear the word 'Wiggles.' Never before has a group of dancing men been so openly embraced by children. Word on the streets, 'they're made of sunshine and skittles.'
Books
Confederate of Dunces, The Man Who Ate a 747, Diary of a Wimpy Kid:Rodrick Rules, Born Standing Up: A Tale of a Comics Life, Anything involving the heriocs of the late Captain America, Skinny Bitch in the Kitch: Kick-Ass Recipes for Hungry Girls Who Want to Stop Cooking Crap (and Start Looking Hot!)
by Rory Freedman (Author), Kim Barnouin (Author)
About me: I was born a baby, and after 27 years and a few folklores that both involve and don't involve pants, here I am. For those of you whose fingers may have incidentally stumbled onto my page in a drunken effort to meddle in an ex's business and fall asleep weeping and moaning along to an illegaly downloaded version of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart,' welcome.
I'm the voice on the radio from 2p-7p Central Time beeotches on Z100. Z100radio.com if you wanna listen online. PS'-I'm also the Program Director and Music Director. In my spare time I enjoy putting puzzles together of the Golden Girls, practicing dance moves from cinemagic adventure Step Up (thank God there's a pause
button) and refilling the middle of oreo cookies with toothpaste and waiting for friends to indulge.
Who I'd like to meet: That lady with red hair who happens to be in every info-mmercial that has aired since June of 1865 to see if she cosmetically adapted her face to only have that big fake grin. I'd tell her things like 'Your cat Mittens is dead...' just because she appears to be the type of woman who has a cat named Mittens.
I'd also like to meet Britney Spears because lets be honest, if K-Fed can do it...anyone can.
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hey you. so ya just got home. cleaned my new piercing.. and cant talk. its so hard being in the school and what knot... tomorrow is the last fay... I CAN NOT TALK! OMG! but ya Brock txted me tonight... :D but ya i'll take pics of my new piercing. xoxo Nikki
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, li ttle Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
