Jare E Jordan
"she was tore up from the floor up"

Male
27 years old
EAU CLAIRE, Wisconsin
United States



Last Login: 9/3/2008
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    Jare E Jordan's Interests
MusicHindiu Gangsta Polka, and Arabian Techno seems to be the only popular genres that I avoid for medical reasons (I seizure quite frequently)

TelevisionHaving a nephew who will be turning 3 soon I find it impossible to resist the temptation of the sweet release of life everytime I hear the word 'Wiggles.' Never before has a group of dancing men been so openly embraced by children. Word on the streets, 'they're made of sunshine and skittles.'
BooksConfederate of Dunces, The Man Who Ate a 747, Diary of a Wimpy Kid:Rodrick Rules, Born Standing Up: A Tale of a Comics Life, Anything involving the heriocs of the late Captain America, Skinny Bitch in the Kitch: Kick-Ass Recipes for Hungry Girls Who Want to Stop Cooking Crap (and Start Looking Hot!) by Rory Freedman (Author), Kim Barnouin (Author)

     Jare E Jordan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Wal-Mart
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:DJ/Program Director/Music Director/Mime

   Jare E Jordan's Companies
Z100 Clear Channel
Eau Claire, Wisconsin US
DJ/PD/MD




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About me:
I was born a baby, and after 27 years and a few folklores that both involve and don't involve pants, here I am. For those of you whose fingers may have incidentally stumbled onto my page in a drunken effort to meddle in an ex's business and fall asleep weeping and moaning along to an illegaly downloaded version of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart,' welcome.

I'm the voice on the radio from 2p-7p Central Time beeotches on Z100. Z100radio.com if you wanna listen online. PS'-I'm also the Program Director and Music Director. In my spare time I enjoy putting puzzles together of the Golden Girls, practicing dance moves from cinemagic adventure Step Up (thank God there's a pause button) and refilling the middle of oreo cookies with toothpaste and waiting for friends to indulge.
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Who I'd like to meet:
That lady with red hair who happens to be in every info-mmercial that has aired since June of 1865 to see if she cosmetically adapted her face to only have that big fake grin. I'd tell her things like 'Your cat Mittens is dead...' just because she appears to be the type of woman who has a cat named Mittens.

I'd also like to meet Britney Spears because lets be honest, if K-Fed can do it...anyone can.

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Jul 26 2008 5:01 PM

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Jun 18 2008 3:48 AM

The play date was good times, that wii fitness is impossible to find!!!
~Sweetness~





Jun 2 2008 6:12 PM

whats up babe! what it do... so hit me up when you get time!
~April~





May 24 2008 9:47 PM

so wait, I can't come home with permanent marker on me? so sad.......
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May 21 2008 7:35 PM

i'm getting my 3rd tattoo tomorrow at noon! hehe. but i can only have 4 tats. so ya.
hows work?
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May 21 2008 2:23 AM

hey you. so ya just got home. cleaned my new piercing.. and cant talk. its so hard being in the school and what knot... tomorrow is the last fay... I CAN NOT TALK! OMG! but ya Brock txted me tonight... :D but ya i'll take pics of my new piercing.
xoxo Nikki
Tom





May 17 2008 6:16 AM

same for you!!! you're starting to resemble the macho man! snap into a slim jim!!! hope things are great!
~April~





May 6 2008 2:35 AM

The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, li ttle Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...
Tom





May 15 2008 11:19 PM

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Apr 23 2008 8:36 PM

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Apr 18 2008 7:38 PM

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Apr 16 2008 10:19 PM

Hump Day

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Apr 11 2008 2:30 AM

So darling man... did you get the v.o.
I sent over to you?
~Bubbles~





Apr 8 2008 11:45 PM


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Apr 8 2008 9:04 PM

Stoppin by to say hi..
angiebanana





Apr 5 2008 3:49 PM

I see you.

Put on some pants for cryin' out loud!
Dana





Apr 4 2008 11:53 PM

What up biotch!
Lindsay





Apr 4 2008 3:38 AM

Mylo is missing Zoe
Dave DeVille





Apr 2 2008 11:25 PM

RH gone?

WTF.
Dave DeVille





Mar 31 2008 10:26 AM

Happy Terri Schiavo Day.

It was 3 years ago today no one would ever have sex with her lifeless body again.
~Bubbles~





Mar 29 2008 1:43 PM


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Dana





Mar 17 2008 5:09 PM

You know what I want for my birthday? You to call a brutha back!
:)
Just Rachel





Mar 15 2008 7:17 PM

The ironic thing is...I am not modest at all.
Brandon Mackey -Z93





Mar 13 2008 6:35 PM

My EX Girl friend said the same thing about the ponys LOL j/k! Hey Do you remember Wayne D from when you Voice Tracked at KCLD he wanted to know!
Dave DeVille