Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?' Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.' Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.' They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings. The next day Shrek walked up with a smile: 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.' Brad Pitt lifted His Sexy face and said "I'm the sexiest man alive" Angelina Jolie lifted her sad head & said ...................Who the heck is Emily Neyland??
Dude, I got my Coughalator today, this thing is like the size of my room. I thought technology was making things smaller. It is like the first computer.
