Joe
Is that hair gel?

Male
35 years old
Rockledge, Florida
United States



Last Login: 7/8/2009
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    Joe's Interests
GeneralBoating, Wakeboarding, Kneeboarding, playing pranks on friends, hanging out and bullshittin' with friends, swimming, watching movies, learning about things I know nothing about, Wikipedia
MusicVertical Horizon, Blink 182, Kid Rock, Jimmy Buffett, Green Day, Eagles
MoviesThere is Something About Mary, Tommy Boy, all Coen brother's movies, Fight Club, etc.
TelevisionWest Wing, Biography, My Name is Earl, The Office, Seinfeld (still watch!), That 70s Show
BooksCurrently reading 1) The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini and 2) The Worst Person in the World by Keith Olbermann
HeroesAnybody who is able absorb information, process it, make your own decisions based on it, and act on it. Don't be a follower...be a leader. And do not believe something because everyone around you did...research and make decisions on your own. The journey to do so it a eye opening experience.

     Joe's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cocoa, FL
Body type:5' 8"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Internet Software Engineer
Income:$75,000 to $100,000

   Joe's Schools
Metropolitan Community College Area
Omaha, NE
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Other
 

1997 to 1999
Bellevue University
Bellevue,Nebraska
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business Administration
 

1997 to 1999
Brevard Community College-Cocoa Campus
Cocoa, FL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Other
 

1992 to 1993
Cocoa High School
Cocoa,Florida
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1988 to 1992

   Joe's Networking
Technology - IT - Developer
Internet Application Developer
Technology - Internet - Web Designer

Technology - Internet - Webmaster


   Joe's Companies
United Parcel Service
Omaha, Nebraska US
Technical Support

Northrop Grumman Mission Systems
Patrick AFB, Florida US
Software Engineer

US Air Force
Various, US
Accounting Technician




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   Joe's Blurbs
About me:

What I've Been Up To

I spent a couple years after graduating Princeton, in the Peace Corps, primarily working in Southern Chile and Northern Mongolia. Met some very nice people. "Click....click.click....clickclickclick" (That is a shout out to Bopomo, a native whom I taught how to play the pan flute and became friends with).

After returning to the states, I served briefly as Secretary of the Interior for the great state of Idaho. I served the the last year of the term vacated by the Honorable Gregory Franklin, who was chosen as the US Ambassador to the Principality of Sealand.

Microsoft then made me a offer that I could not refuse. So I worked with Bill, primarily spearheading the Doors 95 Operating system. After I left, Bill phoned me and asked if renaming the operating system to Windows 95 would be OK with me.

After a brief vacation I began to tour the Universities speaking about my experiences with the Mentally Challenged in Chile and how I came about the cure for Post-micturition convulsion syndrome.

I received an Honorary Doctorate from Harvard, thanks to my publication in the "New England Journal of Medicine" titled, "Exporatory Reasoning into the Human Male's 40 something Memory Loss". Which I based on a intensive study of 1801 men at Cambridge University and in the Boston suburbs.

I next spent some time working in my homeshop and invented a compact disk that holds 18GB of data, primary video. I sold the prototype, which I called an AVD(Advanced Video Disk) to Phillips which has since renamed it "DVD" and has had success thus far in the market. I continued working to improve the AVD quality even after licensing it to Phillips, using a blue laser. This technology vastly improved the AVD quality, and was licensed to Sony to be marketed at "blueray".

While working on the AVD, I wrote two techno-thriller Novels, MetroWeb and Future-Today, both of which are published through Waterhouse in London.

I now spend my time writing in my journal tinkering with new ideas. One of my latest endeavors is a non-nuclear cereal varnish, that will seal in a cereal's crunch, as well as lubricate snow saucer bottoms.

(True) Facts About Me (in no particular order):

  1. I remember everything...I mean EVERYTHING!!!
  2. I'm always honest, brutally honest (unless I'm playing a prank on you)
  3. I've nearly killed all of my close friends one way or another (Linds' day is coming)
  4. I'll do anything for friends
  5. I have no respect for people who form their beliefs and opinions on "because we always did it that way".
  6. The Whiteboard is one of the greatest inventions ever!! I love brainstorming.
  7. I think humans are the dirtiest animals to roam Earth...only we mess our own nest.
  8. I believe we will never break our dependence on fossil fuels until we run out. Go ahead...by a Hummer dumb ass, it just speeds up the inevitable
  9. I think Manatees suck! Really screws up the wakeboarding and kneeboarding in Brevard county.
  10. If I didn't live here, I'd live in Colorado
  11. I do not talk on a cell phone in a resturant and I want to shove the phones down the throat of those that do, expecially the Nextels.
  12. I'm a big picture person and I'm always looking at situations through other's eyes.
  13. I trust everyone, until given a reason not to
  14. I force people (not just my kids) to find solutions and solve problems on their own....independence is a dying quality
  15. I believe that we are all products of our choices, both good and bad. Your entire life is defined by the choices you make.
  16. I watch about 2 hours or less of TV (idiot box) per week
  17. I think memories are the most important binding agent of humans. Every relationship you have, it based 100% on memories, like it or not. Cherish them.
  18. People that act ignorant or stupid to avoid thinking or working need to not breed
  19. I don't have pity for people that are in hardship due to their inability to learn from their poor choices in life
  20. Change is good!
  21. The best thing for any marriage is isolation! I think all people who get married should move somewhere where they are totally independent of their friends and family, for a couple of years. Learn to be only dependent on each other.
  22. I think that success is measured by happiness and contentment, not by money.

My Websites


My Personal Family Blog


My Consulting Business


AlumniVillage.com

My Links:

  1. Flickr Photos

Mary Cherry Tribute

Who I'd like to meet:
Mark Twain for quotes, Winston Churchill for wisdom and Warren Buffett for financial advice

   Joe's Friend Space (Top 13)
Joe has 39 friends.
 Jenn 


 David 


 Sonia ♫ 


 Drumm 


 ★☆florida girl☆★ 


 Dres 


 Brandi 


 Fruit on the bottom, hope on top. 


 CYNDY 


 Anna 


 Mother F'n Rigz 

Online Now!
 B.J. Novak 


 Pam/Jenna 





Joe's Friends Comments
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Marci





Jan 17 2009 3:34 PM

IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME
Tabitha





Oct 2 2008 8:51 PM

No I recruited Richard and he is Happy to be in Training! LOL
Amy





Sep 22 2008 5:47 PM

It's great to see your page, you & Jennifer have a beautiful family.
Crafty chicks Rule !





Aug 18 2008 11:34 PM

How bout a gun case? It has a lock !!
Crafty chicks Rule !





Aug 15 2008 8:49 PM

That would be "an entire rack" and who are you to turn down a rack?
Tabitha





Aug 7 2008 6:55 PM

Were they as big as you thought they were gonna be!?!?
Crafty chicks Rule !





Jul 27 2008 3:06 AM



And in the beginning..... There was young dancing Reenis ! ROFL
Crafty chicks Rule !





Jul 27 2008 3:00 AM



Couldn't be !!!????
American Psycho @ Cinemaworld





Jul 17 2008 7:04 PM

Come on out for our Free Midnight Movie this weekend! It's the patriotic thing to do.

Movie Guy

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Butterfly Kisses





Jul 4 2008 1:53 PM

Photobucket
Crafty chicks Rule !





Jun 23 2008 2:39 PM

Thanks for the party... I will forever have that image of Reenis dancing in his room.... Pls send me the post when it goes on U-Tube!
Tabitha





Jun 2 2008 1:27 PM

LOL.. the sleeve tat would not bother him ONE bit if that were the case!!
Jenn





May 31 2008 1:56 PM

Shut up and manage your own page.
Ass!
Jenn





May 28 2008 2:34 AM

Happy Anniversary! I love you!
★☆florida girl☆★





May 11 2008 1:34 AM

LOL... ha ha.. I didnt even notice. but thats funny.
Tabitha





May 5 2008 3:40 AM

Wy aren't ya'll sleeping? You normally don't stay up this late!! Holy Honkers!
Drumm





Apr 30 2008 5:13 AM







Jenn





Apr 26 2008 8:33 PM

Are you sure that you are from Austin and not Boston????
Tabitha





Apr 26 2008 3:20 PM

That is was a great pic and a great time. It was so cool to see that and have the time to stop and get a great shot. That is cool it is being published...do you get royalties?
★☆florida girl☆★





Apr 25 2008 12:00 PM

Ah, yes, but I figured your one ;) lol
Drumm





Apr 21 2008 6:16 AM

that pic is photoshopped lol. i did the shadow so it would look real. lol.
i used the green screen
TARYN





Apr 17 2008 4:02 PM

Love the picture you sent! Dr.
King, ha!
Tabitha





Mar 17 2008 3:01 PM



Drumm





Feb 6 2008 5:52 AM

question - do you know of any url map trackers that you can zoom in on the spots where people log on like this site but it won't let you zoom in on this trackers which sux http://www3.clustrmaps.com/counter/maps.php?user=13244b8e
★☆florida girl☆★





Jan 23 2008 3:38 PM

I want the weather to warm up too!! But mostly bc I hate the cold!
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