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JustinKellyMcClure.com
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Mainstream
JustinKellyMcClure.com my sesquipedalian prose obfuscate pellucidity

Male
78 years old
Los Angeles, CA
United States



Last Login: 11/29/2009
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    JustinKellyMcClure.com's Interests
General* God (the love in all of us)
* Philosophy, Psychology
* Animals (english bulldogs, big dogs)
* A Course in Miracles
* Performing comedy, artist
* Working out, running, cycling, triathlons
* Progressive artistic rock
* Playing guitar
* Meditation
* Genuine conversations with anyone
* Kindness and benevolence
* Language and linguistics
* Pursuing equanimity by living a simple life
* Understanding my contribution to this wonderful universe
* Impetuous behavior
* Chicanery and my overall incorrigible ways
* Squidbillies!
Music

Chiodos
A Skylit Drive
The Used
Dance Gavin Dance
Deftones
Thursday
Elvis
anything that is emotional, pure, genuine, and from the heart

Movies
Raising Arizona, What the Bleep Do We Know, Wedding Crashers, City of God, Buffalo 66, Requiem for a Dream, Good Will Hunting, Kids, Malcolm X, Gummo, Julien Donkey Boy, Raising Arizona, Talented Mr Ripley, Neverending Story, Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Memento, Magnolia, Meet the Parents, Zoolander, Anchorman, Manufacturing Consent, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine, Donnie Darko, Army of Darkness, Philadelphia
TelevisionSQUIDBILLIES is my favorite show!!!
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Books

A Course in Miracles

HeroesMarianne Williamson
Groups: Myspace Muscle & FitnessPhilosophyFriends of Bill W.BodyBuilding.comThursdayAtreyuCoheed and CambriaSTRAIGHT EDGE

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     JustinKellyMcClure.com's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Pacific Ocean
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Occupation:fireworks launcher
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   JustinKellyMcClure.com's Schools
Gainesville College
Oakwood,Georgia
Graduated: 1999
Degree: Ph.D.
Major:
1995 to 1999
White County High School
Cleveland,Georgia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1992 to 1996


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Texting vs. Morse Code
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Kid Named TACOMA! (in Alabama)
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Hilarous DATING jokes - harsh and funny!
Hilarous DATING jokes - harsh and funny! rating
Hilarious standup - you gotta watch!
Hilarious standup - you gotta watch! rating
observations as I got on stage (improv)
observations as I got on stage (improv) rating
Just being funny - who  needs material?
Just being funny - who needs material? rating
Lazy
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About me?

I'm just the jaded one with pop insensitivity and incorrigible ways, as simple as everything and nothing at the same time. Do my capricious ways intrigue you? who cares.

Everything I do is wrong, but at least I do that right. You forgot to ask me if I even cared what you thought about me anyhow.
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NOTHING REAL CAN BE THREATENED.
NOTHING UNREAL EXISTS.
IT'S LIKE WE NEVER KNEW EACH OTHER AT ALL, BUT WE WERE ONE THE ENTIRE TIME
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? - Marianne Williamson (not Nelson Mandela)

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Who I'd like to meet:

Fate...in a dark alley on a Monday.
I'll get there early...I'm always early. Come over to me...I'm gentle. Tell me about my equanimity. I've been waiting for you.


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Noemi

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Nov 26 2009 6:52 PM

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Rudy Martinez

Rudy Martinez



Nov 24 2009 7:44 AM

A preview of my new DVD


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Thank you Justin for everything. Really.
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Nov 23 2009 10:04 PM

Its Me Sweet Rebecca

Its Me Sweet Rebecca



Nov 12 2009 4:00 AM

Whos Going With You? Your Getting To Far Away From Me Gzzzzzzzzzzz When Your Coming Up To Grants Pass? And Also 2 Place Your Going Im To Far Away Now Im Sad:( I Can See You Guys Agin
Thanks For Letting Me Known
Becca Love

Becca Love



Nov 12 2009 10:16 PM

Hey stranger! I just logged on for the first time in what seems forever. Are you still in town? I'd love to hang out. :)
*Sarah*

*Sarah*



Nov 9 2009 6:13 AM

That's awesome! :) I definitely want to come to one of the shows at Harveys in December! Thanks for letting me know!!! :)
Its Me Sweet Rebecca

Its Me Sweet Rebecca



Nov 9 2009 12:41 AM

Hey You! Thanks For Acepting My Request Apprecaite ... Were You Guys At Now ? And Were Is Brain ? Hey I Love Your Page And Your Video Sound Asewome ;) Keep It Up All Good Work ... Take Care And God Bless xoxoxo
Holly

Holly Bradley



Nov 6 2009 12:57 AM

Hey hun! Sweet! I will definately come out to a show if I can :)
~Kaelyn~

~Kaelyn~



Nov 4 2009 10:02 PM

I'll see ya in Portland bud ... this time we can catch up a bit lol
britt

britt



Nov 4 2009 5:18 AM

oh id love to come see ya..cant wait
anna

anna



Nov 5 2009 12:21 AM

U babee .. I love u!
Foolio (AKA Hurley McToots)

Foolio (AKA Hurley McToots)



Nov 4 2009 11:00 PM

I will be seeing ya at Harveys with a bunch of my buddies! =)
"She's a Rockstar"

"She's a Rockstar"



Nov 3 2009 1:57 AM

Hey Looks like your gettin some great photo shots!! When Are you coming to yakima Wa. Again>?? I want you to make me laugh!~ :)
Jinny

Jinny Coles



Oct 22 2009 3:14 PM

It's my honour to meet you.
Kimberley Mae

Kimberley Hilstad



Oct 19 2009 8:39 PM

Thats a pretty funny clip Justin, Made me laugh. Im sorry it took me soooo long to watch it. Sorry for myself...
anna

anna



Oct 13 2009 8:28 PM

So wat u tryn ta hell me... Ur ball's don't smell like roses? :(
anna

anna



Oct 13 2009 6:28 PM



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Yvette

Yvette



Oct 12 2009 4:45 AM

Hey Justin, don't really care about your age or what fabulous moisturizer you use... I just hope you are having a WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY! Take care & enjoy  
Ada

Ada



Oct 10 2009 5:40 AM

When will you be coming to utah again?
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Oct 11 2009 8:16 PM


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Oct 6 2009 6:58 AM

Just stopping by.
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Sep 21 2009 11:58 AM

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Sep 21 2009 6:25 PM

Hey hottie... just wanted to stop by and say hi:)
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Fidodi Spencer



Oct 6 2009 1:43 AM

Hey,
I am happy to see you are doing great with your latest release. Kepp it up. I want you to know that I am big fan. I love your talent.
Fi
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