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comedian Justin McClure
Standup-Comedy / Lustiges aus dem Fernsehen / Mainstream
"my sesquipedalian prose obfuscate pellucidity"

Male
76 years old
Bay Area, CA,
United States



Last Login: 8/29/2008
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    comedian Justin McClure's Interests
General* God (the love in all of us)
* Philosophy, Psychology
* Animals (english bulldogs, big dogs)
* A Course in Miracles
* Performing comedy, artist
* Working out, running, cycling, triathlons
* Progressive artistic rock
* Playing guitar
* Meditation
* Genuine conversations with anyone
* Kindness and benevolence
* Language and linguistics
* Pursuing equanimity by living a simple life
* Understanding my contribution to this wonderful universe
* Impetuous behavior
* Chicanery and my overall incorrigible ways
* Squidbillies!
Music*FAVORITES*

Chiodos
A Skylit Drive
The Used
Dance Gavin Dance
DrowningMan
TOOL
2Pac
Deftones
Aereogramme
Coheed and Cambria
Thursday
Team Sleep
Every Time I Die

MoviesRaising Arizona is my favorite movie of all time.

What the Bleep Do We Know, Wedding Crashers, City of God, Buffalo 66, Requiem for a Dream, Good Will Hunting, Kids, Malcolm X, Gummo, Julien Donkey Boy, Raising Arizona, Talented Mr Ripley, Neverending Story, Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Memento, Magnolia, Meet the Parents, Zoolander, Anchorman, Manufacturing Consent, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine, Donnie Darko, Army of Darkness, Philadelphia
TelevisionSQUIDBILLIES is my favorite show!!!
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Channels I watch: CourtTV, TLC, Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, AdultSwim. Here are some good shows: The Office, Simpsons, Reno 911, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, MST3K, TV Funhouse (Robert Smigel)Chapelle Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Court TV (forensic shows), the Simpsons!, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Ultimate Fighter (UFC).
Books

A Course in Miracles

HeroesEARLY CUYLER!!
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Boss Hog, Old Yeller, BJ and the Bear, Gargamel, my uncle Cooter, Bocephus, Yosemite Sam, your granny....Actually my heroes are anyone who puts others before them (genuinely) and anyone who is kind to all. I love my sister, I love my family, I love to love the people I am close to- I often find myself being too generous, but thats ok...
Groups: Myspace Muscle & FitnessPhilosophyFriends of Bill W.BodyBuilding.comThursdayAtreyuCoheed and CambriaSTRAIGHT EDGE

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     comedian Justin McClure's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Pacific Ocean
Body type:2' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Occupation:fireworks launcher
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   comedian Justin McClure's Schools
Gainesville College
Oakwood,Georgia
Graduated: 1999
Degree: Ph.D.
Major:
1995 to 1999
White County High School
Cleveland,Georgia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1992 to 1996


comedian Justin McClure's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 9 Total Plays: 116284 Plays Today: 0
'Date a RockStar' Charity Auction -RockYourAwareness.org
'Date a RockStar' Charity Auction -RockYourAwareness.org rating
Future of cars...Chevy Crouton and Volkswagon Vagina?
Future of cars...Chevy Crouton and Volkswagon Vagina? rating
Being from Georgia/my family
Being from Georgia/my family rating
Cold-calling at the Suicide Hotline
Cold-calling at the Suicide Hotline rating
Asses are like Snowflakes
Asses are like Snowflakes rating
Cut and Paste Fart
Cut and Paste Fart rating
Drink "Responsibly" (literally)
Drink "Responsibly" (literally) rating
Masturbation success: Paint Your Fingernails
Masturbation success: Paint Your Fingernails rating
Pumpkin Spice Heroin
Pumpkin Spice Heroin rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Aug 28 2008 8:00P
Punch Line Sacramento CA
Aug 29 2008 8:00P
Punch Line Sacramento CA
Aug 29 2008 10:00P
Punch Line Sacramento CA
Aug 30 2008 8:00P
Punch Line Sacramento CA
Aug 30 2008 10:00P
Punch Line Sacramento CA
Aug 31 2008 8:00P
Punch Line Sacramento CA
Sep 2 2008 8:00P
IMPROV Comedy Comp (hosting) San Jose CA
Sep 9 2008 8:00P
IMPROV Comedy Comp (hosting) San Jose CA
Sep 11 2008 8:00P
South First Billiards San Jose CA
Sep 13 2008 8:00P
Modesto State Theater Modesto CA
Sep 16 2008 8:00P
IMPROV Comedy Comp (hosting) San Jose CA
Sep 17 2008 8:00P
City Beach Fremont CA
Sep 22 2008 9:00P
Broad Ripple Tavern Indianapolis IN
Sep 23 2008 8:00P
Morty’s Comedy Joint Indianapolis IN
Sep 24 2008 8:00P
Morty’s Comedy Joint (Outspoken Comedy Tour) Indianapolis IN
Sep 25 2008 8:00P
IMPROV w/ John Witherspoon San Jose CA
Sep 26 2008 8:00P
IMPROV w/ John Witherspoon san jose CA
Sep 26 2008 10:00P
IMPROV w/ John Witherspoon san jose CA
Sep 27 2008 7:00A
headlining the Emerald Downs! Auburn WA
Sep 27 2008 7:00P
IMPROV w/ John Witherspoon san jose CA
Sep 27 2008 9:00P
IMPROV w/ John Witherspoon san jose CA
Sep 28 2008 7:00P
IMPROV w/ John Witherspoon san jose CA
Sep 30 2008 8:00P
IMPROV Comedy Comp (hosting) San Jose CA
Oct 7 2008 7:00P
Garbeaus Theatre Sacramento CA
Oct 22 2008 8:30P
The Flicker Theater! Athens GA
Oct 23 2008 8:00P
Sweetwater LIVE Duluth GA
Nov 6 2008 7:30P
Penguins Comedy Club Davenport IA
Nov 7 2008 8:00P
Penguins Comedy Club Davenport IA
Nov 8 2008 7:30P
Penguins Comedy Club Davenport IA
Nov 8 2008 10:00P
Penguins Comedy Club Davenport IA
Nov 14 2008 8:00P
Penguins Comedy Club Cedar Rapids IA
Nov 15 2008 7:30P
Penguins Comedy Club Cedar Rapids IA
Nov 15 2008 10:00P
Penguins Comedy Club Cedar Rapids IA
Nov 19 2008 8:00P
Punch Line Atlanta GA
Nov 20 2008 8:00P
Funny Farm Roswell GA
Nov 21 2008 8:00P
Funny Farm Roswell GA
Nov 21 2008 10:00P
Funny Farm Roswell GA
Nov 22 2008 8:00P
Funny Farm Roswell GA
Nov 22 2008 10:00P
Funny Farm Roswell GA
Nov 23 2008 8:00P
Funny Farm Roswell GA
Dec 4 2008 8:00P
IMPROV w/ Alonzo Bodden San Jose CA
Dec 5 2008 8:00P
IMPROV w/ Alonzo Bodden San Jose CA
Dec 5 2008 10:00P
IMPROV w/ Alonzo Bodden San Jose CA
Dec 6 2008 7:00P
IMPROV w/ Alonzo Bodden San Jose CA
Dec 6 2008 9:00P
IMPROV w/ Alonzo Bodden San Jose CA
Dec 7 2008 7:00P
IMPROV w/ Alonzo Bodden San Jose CA
Dec 18 2008 8:00P
IMPROV San Jose CA
Jan 9 2009 8:00P
Franco’s Gay Book Store San Francisco CA
Feb 16 2009 4:00P
Billys’ BBQ Joint and Peanut Stand/Comedy Club/Oil Changery Muskegen MI
Mar 1 2009 8:00P
Statesboro Puppy Shelter (Lassi is the headliner...he’s strong) statesboro GA
Apr 9 2009 4:00P
KKK kick off rally (clean set) Mobile AL
May 28 2009 8:00P
Black Panthers of Baltimore (industry set) Baltimore MD
Jun 30 2009 11:00P
Your mom’s vagina (3 minute guest set...hello!) Medford OR
Jul 13 2009 8:00P
Tailgate of a Ford F150 for some Mexicans Anchorage AK
Aug 2 2009 12:00P
Exit 164 Highway off-ramp, Interstate 84 (flyer the rest stop, gotta promote) Quarryville CT
Sep 15 2009 5:00P
Clayton County Cemetery (I should kill here) Clayton IN
Oct 11 2009 8:00P
AARP Meeting and Amway Convention (Milky Eyed Frank is doing a guest set) North Fork ID
Nov 6 2009 8:00P
Hamilton Flea Market (headlining) Clifton TX
Dec 19 2009 6:00P
Atlantic Ocean (I’m performing underwater for some sharks and Early Cuyler) Atlantic Ocean FL

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   comedian Justin McClure's Blurbs
About me:

About me?

I'm just the jaded one with pop insensitivity and incorrigible ways, as simple as everything and nothing at the same time. In writing this very sentence I'm losing interest in talking about me (oh the ennui). Incongruous even to myself, but what do you care? Tell me how your evolution has manifested your personal alchemy, because I vehemently disdain small talk and do not care to talk about me, so what about you kid?

Everything I do is wrong, but at least I do that right. You forgot to ask me if I even cared what you thought about me anyhow.

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NOTHING REAL CAN BE THREATENED.
NOTHING UNREAL EXISTS.
IT'S LIKE WE NEVER KNEW EACH OTHER AT ALL, BUT WE WERE ONE THE ENTIRE TIME
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? - Marianne Williamson (not Nelson Mandela)

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The clip above is beautiful..please watch all of it. Most won't get it, but thats why it's beautiful. Find your truth, it's all you really have.


Watch this clip of me and my friend Julie McQueen on the LIFETIME Channel when they asked us if sperm was nutritious. haha...watch:
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Who I'd like to meet:

Fate...in a dark alley on a Monday.

I'll get there early...I'm always early. Will be sitting on a park bench wearing a paper boy hat smoking a pipe for affect, reading the paper. A parrot will be on my shoulder. Come over to me...I'm gentle. Tell me about my equanimity. I've been waiting for you.



   


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Tracey





Aug 30 2008 1:15 AM

COUNT ON IT! I WILL GET SOME PEOPLE TOGETHER AND GO.
MAYBE JUST SOME GIRLFRIENDS AND NO HUSBANDS;) see ya soon!
Nemeth





Aug 30 2008 12:28 AM

Hey there! I am in SF for the week on work. Lets meet up and catch up! NYC is great and I cant wait to catch up/see how youre doing.
Miss Lisa Mae





Aug 29 2008 12:56 AM

Babe, check out my blog for updates on me... And let me know when you will be in my area. I'll make it happen this time. I've got a full schedule these days so give me head's up. I'll be posting a calendar on my space too, so you can check it out.
Can't wait to see you again! Miss you!