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James's Interests
General
Movies, music, friends, good food, and doing draw'rings.
Music
Dave Matthews Band, Ben Folds, U2, Sting, Peter Gabriel, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett, Willie Nelson, "world" music (African, Polynesian, Irish), 80s, oldies, movie soundtracks (Guilty pleasure: "Weird Al" Yankovic)
Movies
Steven Spielberg (too many to count: Jurassic Park, Schinder's List, Saving Private Ryan, War of the Worlds), Robert Zemeckis (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Back to the Future Trilogy, Forrest Gump, Cast Away), George Lucas (those ones about the space stuff, with the lasers and the thing...), Frank Darabont (The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile), and a freakin' load of others too numerous to list...
Television
LOST, Scrubs, The Office, Boston Legal, MST3K, The Daily Show, Adult Swim, Mythbusters, American Chopper
Books
Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide, et al), Michael Crichton (Jurassic Park, Timeline), Raymond Chandler (The Big Sleep), Jeff Smith (Bone), J. Scott Campbell (Danger Girl, WildSiderz), Steve Purcell (Sam & Max)
Heroes
My parents, my friends, Aaron Conners & Chris Jones, Douglas Adams.
If ever you travel, and you happen to find yourself flying on an airplane, and you find yourself experiencing that familiar sensation of fullness in your lower intestine that can only be cured via time honored tradition disguised as biological necessity, you will undoubtedly make your way to one of several conveniently located "lavoratories" to make your world a little better. This task completed, you will press the small, metal lever and send a swirling miasma of unnatural blue liquid and other ingredients whooshing down into the unseen places of the plane. Then, as legend has it, at some point in your flight, the now frozen mass will be jettisoned from the plane over an inconspicuous, non-descript stretch of land.
That land is known as Iowa. I am from there. Stop dropping crap on us.
I haven't talked to you for awhile, so hiya. And if you don't have one, get a DVR or tivo or something. We've got a DVR now, and it's awesome to be able to watch the Daily Show at 4 in the afternoon, instead of midnight. Oh, and I think Jon Stewart is my new secret famous boyfriend. Don't tell, or you'll ruin the secret.
I see my sister has been leaving snide coments on your MySpace page. She is a little unruley off her meds. Don't worry I will taze her back into the basement and give her a fresh bowl of food and a fake keyboard to pound on. She will eventually calm down. - They really need to stop giving teachers spring break. They just don't know what to do with themselves. :)
Hey, you're online. I'm online. I'm going to take a nap though, because Dylan is finally resting. Oh, Eddie Murphy is shooting part of his new movie 2 blocks from my home this week. We're gonna go check it out tonight. Maybe we'll get to be extras or something. :)
Stop talking to the corn. It won't answer back. It's just that weird, midgety Isaac kid with an embarrassingly passe sunhat; he is using cornstalks as puppets. All of Iowa knows this. Ignore him even if he offers you free corn for supper.
So, Jimmy...I met some of your new Iowa friends through MySpace and they tell me you've been up to some interesting stuff...anything you want to talk about...?
Jimmy, to what possible tasks could you be attending in stupid IOWA that seem so stinking important you can't properly respond to my ingenious comments?? Where did you GO?? Did those Children of the Corn fuckers eat your soul??
Wow. That's the craziest thing I've heard in awhile. I wonder how much she remembers of me? And what does that mean about how much people change over time? I mean, if we were real close waaaay back then, and then we both end up being good friends with you, does that mean that we're probably still similar in our ways? Would we be friends again if we met today? Crazy. Well, uh, tell her I said, "wow, you're friends with my friend and we were friends in like, 2nd grade and hi and stuff" :)
I think I may still have our 2nd grade class pic..I'll see if I can't scan it for you cause we were cute little 2nd graders.
Whoa. I sure did live in Burlington until I was in 8th grade. And one of my best friends from the earlier Burlington years was a Melissa Lawson. Doesn't happen to be her, does it? That would be wild.
Hey, my boss made me a DVD of of the first season of the Adult Swim show Frisky Dingo. Then he directed me to this website that has the reasons Killface wants to destroy the world. And as I was watching those little tidbits, I thought, "Hey! I should send a quick note to Jam-master James and ask him how he's been doing and all that jazz!"
So, how are you doing and all that jazz?
