...baking cookies and playing with legos. trudging through ugly, seasonal weather with gusto. brainstorming crap to write on my myspace page (oops! wasn't supposed to publicize that...). big, smelly dogs, and, contrastly, cute little kitties. yes yes. oh- and making hot-dog jokes. drawing comics and all kinds of other things. sketching. painting. working on cool horror movies. cheap beer and fine wine. also, cheap wine (you gotta let it breathe). a smooth scotch (very rarely, and pretty much only with brandon- well, once). peppermint gum. chess. the smell of really old books. coffee- oh god, yes. tea. gore. sunshine. rain. horror-survival video games. spicy food. and cooking- it's both fun AND therapeutic.
Music
...is great for listening. too much to name- no, really, some of you have more audio-clout than me- but not many. classic rock, 80s punk, metal (death, black, grind, doom- classic, old and new school, knuckle-drags, and blast beats... smoky, blown-out vox or just obnoxious screams and growls), "tough-guy rock" (melvins), jazz, billy holiday, and hip-hop (words and beats, turntablism, intelligent flo-jo). names? you get a few... miles davis. autopsy. mingus. channel live. wu. grand buffet. human filleted. steve vai. cannibal ox. phobia. madvillain. portishead's old stuff. neurosis. tom waits. brutal truth. thievery corporation. aborted. soilent green. el da sensei. gypsy kings. asunder. bloody panda. khanate. antaeus. mudclutch. it's all there. i may feel the need to add more names to get a better understanding from you, but i don't feel it right now. i'm slick like that. i operate in the shadows...
Movies
...is derived from the term "moving pictures". can't wait until clive barker's "midnight meat train" is out in the theatres... fuck yes. it will be brutal... and fucking bloody. vinnies jones stars--- how can you goof that up??? "zombie '90: extreme pestilence"... laugh a bunch, then throw up the "goats"!!! or for the meek- just throw up. come on, don't front...silly-ass overdubs and hailing vomiturition via ridiculous, copious amounts of melee/small-arms style head shots and multiple visceral, intestinal moments of cannibalistic devourment of human entrails. german gore. schnaas. word'em up.
Television
...background noise that eventually becomes my full attention. anything on food network. anything animated, particularly adult-oriented (family guy, simpsons, king of the hill, adult swim). true-crime, reality tv shiz- like the first 48 and crime 360. also, all of those smoking gun presents-type shit. also also- no reservations with anthony bourdain, bizarre foods with andrew zimmern and bite me! with dr. mike.
Books
...make you smarter but give you paper cuts. burdens of the brain @ the moment... or sweet, non-study related bliss. lately i have been studying body parts and whatnot. besides burying my nose in forced reading- nothing is really blowing my skirt up lately... just mama's old astronomy books. and stephen kellogg's treasury.
Heroes
first and foremost- always and forever- my moms. she's the strongest person i know and i'm lucky she's got my back. secondly, my grandad- i believe he could still whoop my monkey-ass. manvil "the anvil" gamburyan-- the armenian war-machine- karo parysian's cousin and just an absolute "little warrior". he's a tank! i was always a big fan of "omega red" from the uncanny x-men. that cat had tentacles coming out of his wrists!! but from what i understand, he was more of a villain... sort of an ambiguous character, neither "good" or "bad"- undefined- the best kind. other than that, traditional masters of the okinawa-based form of self-defense- ka-ra-te. balls of steel. last but not least- leatherface. i have a soft-spot in my heart for homicidal, misanthropic characters of the silver screen.
J-ta-tha-K's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Alliance
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Education:
Post grad
Occupation:
perpetuator of non-perpetuation
J-ta-tha-K's Companies
Zombie-Go-Bye-Bye Naptizzle, IN US Dispatcherator Department of Concludifiers
from the outbreak- present
J-ta-tha-K i kinda miss you, myspace. been hanging out a little too much with that facebook whore. we'll reconnect soon, baby-love, i promise... 5:28 AM Jun 18 view more
About me: i am hot patooties. like a fresh tamale, only spicier. don't call it a comeback- i've been here for years. i drink a thousand shipwrecks. i am the homicidal snowman. frosty gone bad (but not a "frosty" with fries... now THAT is a tasty combo).
Who I'd like to meet: absolutely nobody. people are scum. i come off as a nice guy- but i am really just tolerating most cats. usually they are big douchebags and i'm too civil to say anything slandering. actually- i take it back. i'd like to meet alfred hitchcock. i could cite about a hundred reasons why- but i won't list that many. let's just say he's my favorite director. there- a simple, non-sarcastic, non-witty answer i can give. yeeee-uh.
oh i see how you are..say you're gonna come by then come when only matt's there. uh huh uh huh i see where i stand. :) jk hopefully i'll catch you next time!
hating on indy? never. it would be like a snake trying to swallow it's own tail. rebirth? absolutely. i'll tell you the story if you really want to hear...san rafael is the archangel patron saint of healing and of clear vision in case you didn't know. and it is one of my biggest blessings in this life to have lived in the town. we'll talk more, my love. and one more thing-who ever said i was cool anyway?
