"Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." ~ Winston Churchill
Funny Quotes
"If you're an asshole, you're an asshole because you choose to be an asshole. Take steps or fuck off. "
~The Incredible Ms. MDG~
"Puppy chow...when exposed to the left nostril of a 3 year old child's nose.....grows incredibly large.
Just thought you should know.
Also very hard to extract with tweezers...."
~Curly Sarah~
"I love my job. I get to wear shorts and play guitars at work. I don't care if there's paparazzi stealing shots of my colon in my sleep, it's still the way to go."
~John Mayer
PS: John, I do NOT want to see a photo of your colon. Ever.
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