principals x rates x times, saying jokes out loud and in print/word documents/HTML text editors, watching television shows on TV, irony, the sport of "ice" hockey, going along to get along, smirking, running moderate distances, sneaking into a second movie after the first one so that you make your money back, pizza
Music
Bob Dylan, Shakira, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, The Wallflowers, Bruce Springsteen, R.E.M., that Dan Bern song
Movies
Wonder Boys, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lord of the Rings, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, X-Men 2, Wet Hot American Summer, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Pirates of the Caribbean, Die Hard, Anchorman, A Mighty Wind, Independence Day
Television
Arrested Development, The Office (UK), The Office (US), Veronica Mars, 30 Rock, House, Seinfeld, Friends (seasons 2-8), Flight of the Conchords, Extras, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Gossip Girl, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show, Clark and Michael
Books
Dave Meltzer, The Onion, FireJoeMorgan.com, Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks, Bob Dylan's Chronicles Volume One, My Custom Van, America: The Book, Wuthering Heights: The Book, Intruder in the Dust, The Areas of My Expertise, Goosebumps: Teenage Soup for the Soul Chicken, The Canterbury Tales of Chaucer and Shakespeare, Time Bomb (a Hardy Boys and Tom Swift Ultra Thriller), the Ricky Gervais podcast
Heroes
Bob Dylan, Mario Lemieux, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Gambit
Ha, why yes. There are "two" many things to do. So many that I don't know how these women with stiletto heels can walk all over the place and not fall down of exhaustion. What's the status on your MAT? Do I have to call you Mr. Shapiro from now on?
Missed you the other night--were you studying or partying like it was 2008 elsewhere? And have you forgotten Sarah Marshall yet? 'Cause if you haven't I think we should go. I've warmed up to the thought of seeing the whole movie and not just the viral marketing.
What's up Shap? I'm going to be in PA for a week or two at the beginning of May. I'm definately going to find my way to the 'burgh one of the weekends I'm in town. Send me your number so I can hit you up when I'll be in your 'hood. I'll see you soon.
OK, this is NOT a great day for being sad. I will possibly weep with joy, however, if/when this comes to fruition. Especially because (unlike the X-Files) this show never sucked before being yanked off the air. Also, presumably the film version won't co-star Amanda Peet.
Got a couple for you: "Diphthong": containers of pimiento cheese and Rotel strategically attached to the undergarments. "Dependent Clause": A Santa who won't let go of his date for any reason whatsoever, except when she's off getting him a drink.
