J-Myk13 Darko
Everyone thinks they're fine, until someone puts something in them, that they don't want in them.

Male
21 years old
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee
United States



Last Login: 7/16/2009
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    J-Myk13 Darko's Interests
GeneralWriting, singing, running around, watching tv and movies, talking to people.
Music10 Years* 311* 4 Non Blondes* *Aaliyah* Adema* AFI* Alicia Keys* Alien Ant Farm* the All-American Rejects* Amerie* Amy Winehouse* Andrew W.K.* A Perfect Circle* Ashlee Simpson* Avenged Sevenfold* Beck* Beyonce Knowles* Billy Talent* Black Eyed Peas* Blaque* Blink 182* Bloodhound Gang* Bobaflex* Bowling For Soup* Brand New* Breaking Benjamin* Britney Spears* Bubba Sparxxx* Busta Rhymes* Busted* Caesars, the Calling* Chevelle* Christina Aguilera* Christina Milian* Ciara* Coldplay* Collective Soul* Common* Crime Mob* Crossfade* D12* Daddy Yankee* Daniel Bedingfield* Danity Kane* the Darkness* Darren Hayes* Default* Deftones* Dem Franchize Boyz* Destiny's Child* Die Trying* Disturbed* Dizzee Rascal* Dream* Drowning Pool* Eamon* Edwin McCain* Elephant Man* Eminem* Erykah Badu* Evanescence* Eve* the Exies* Faith Evans* Faith Hill* Fall Out Boy* Fatty Koo* Fefe Dobson* Floetry* FNA* Foo Fighters* Fuel* Future Leaders Of The World* Gary Jules* Gavin Degraw* Gorillaz* Green Day* Gretchen Wilson* Gwen Stefani* Hard-Fi* (HED) P.E.* Hinder* Hole* Hoobastank* Incubus* Instruction* INXS* Jack Johnson* Jacki-O* Jamie Cullum* Janet Jackson* Jason Mraz* Jay-Z* JC Chasez* Jennifer Lopez* Jewel* John Legend* John Mayer* Josh Gracin* Joss Stone* Justin Timberlake* Kandi* Kanye West* Kara's Flowers* Keke Wyatt* Kelis* Kelly Clarkson* Kelly Osbourne* Kelly Price* Kelly Rowland* Keyshia Cole* Kiley Dean* Killer Mike* the Killers* Kittie* KORN* Kylie Minogue* Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz* Lil' Kim* Lil' Mo* Lillix* Limp Bizkit* Lindsay Lohan* Linkin Park* LIT* Little T & One Track Mike* Ludacris* Lumidee* Madonna* Marilyn Manson* Maroon 5* Matchbox 20* Michelle Branch* Mindless Self Indulgence* Missy Elliot* Monica* Ms. Dynamite* Ms. Jade* Mudvayne* My Chemical Romance* Mya* 'N SYNC* Nas* Natasha Bedingfield* Nelly Furtado* N.E.R.D.* New Found Glory* Nikka Costa* Nina Sky* Nirvana* Nivea* No Doubt* Norah Jones* Offspring* OK GO* Ol' Dirty Bastard* O-Town* Our Lady Peace* Outkast* Papa Roach* Petey Pablo* Pink* Pitbull* Powerman 5000* Presence* the Presidents Of The United States Of America* Prince* Puddle Of Mudd* the Pussycat Dolls* Queens Of The Stone Age* Rancid* Redman* Revis* Rihanna* Ringside* Rob Thomas* the Roots* Saliva* Santana* Sarai* Savage Garden* Scissor Sisters* Sean Paul* Seether* Sevendust* Shakira* Shawnna* Sheryl Crow* Shyne* Silvertide* Staind* Static-X* Steriogram* the Streets* SugarCult* Sugar Ray* Sum 41* Switchfoot* System Of A Down* Taproot* t.A.T.u.* Tears For Fears* Tenacious D* TG4* Theory Of A Deadman* Third Eye Blind* Thornley* Thousand Foot Krutch* Three 6 Mafia* Three Days Grace* Three Doors Down* Timbaland & Magoo* Tina Turner* Tommy Lee* Tool* Toya* Train* Trust Company* Truth Hurts* Tweet* Twista* Tyra* Unwritten Law* the Vines* Wakefield* Weezer* Wheat* the White Stripes* Xscape*

MoviesDonnie Darko, Shaun Of The Dead, Zack and Miri, slasher movies, comedys, bad horror movies
TelevisionInvader Zim* Making The Band 3* Clone High* Clerks* Family Guy* The Simpsons* Real World* Road Rules* America's Next Top Model* Most anything on the Food Network* Adult Swim* Mad TV* Cartoons* G4* Random Stuff*
Booksdon't really read much
HeroesDoc X, Tons of music people, Gir, Luigi, the shoes chick (not Kelly. The chick that does the leg thing.)
Groups: !Invader Zim!Nintendo Wii & DSXYClevelanderboiChattanooga teensChattanooga CalendarMR.Cools! RAP Fan Site!Josh GracinGay Wrestling

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     J-Myk13 Darko's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Chattanooga
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Part Time Worker/ Full time Lover
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   J-Myk13 Darko's Schools
Brainerd High School
Chattanooga,Tennessee
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2002 to 2006

   J-Myk13 Darko's Networking
Music - Performance - Vocals


   J-Myk13 Darko's Companies
Rave Motion Pictures
Chattanooga, Tennessee US
General, Supervisor

December 2004 - July 2005
Best Buy
Chattanooga, Tennessee US
Media Rep

October 2005 - January 2006
Proni's Pizza
Chattanooga, Tennessee US
Cashier

September 2006 - March 2007
Best Buy
Chattanooga, Tennessee US
DI Rep

November 2006 - January 2007
Starbucks
Chattanooga, Tennessee US
Barista

April 2007 - Current



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   J-Myk13 Darko's Blurbs
About me:
I've barely changed this since i got a myspace, so I figured it was time for an update. Hello there. I'm J-Myke. How are you? I work too much. I'm always up for trying something that isn't boring. I'm open minded, blunt, honest, an asshole when needed, funny, and trying out being a health freak. It's killing me, but we'll see how it goes. Saying that, I smoke about once a month. I love music and random off-beat movies. I'm more than sure that I could live on video games, sushi, tacos, coffee and vodka. I'm up to 5 tattoos and 2 piercings now, all done at (plug)American Ink. Just got out of a year relationship. I'm terrible at dating because I don't handle bullshit well. I live with some of the best guys I've ever met. I like to go dancing, active things (went whitewater rafting last year, loved it), hang out with friends, love going to new restaurants, walking around downtown with a cup of coffee in hand, just anything fun really. I'm a huge coffee geek. I've been a barista for almost 2 years now and I want to own a coffee shop one day. I'm also a huge video game geek. Been playing since I was a toddler, won't be stopping til I'm dead.
Ok so in an attepmt to add shit to my profile, I've decided that I'm gonna add random facts about me. I don't know how ofter I'm gonna update the list but it'll prolly be one of my breaks in lazyness. If you know me really well and wanna add some let me know. Left Turn MothaFucka!
1. I hate Nickleback.
2. I hate the phrase "same-difference".
3. I hate most kinds of cheese.
4. I love trail mix alot.
5. I hate an empty dance floor.
6. I own tons of pens.
7. I actually enjoy free-writing.
8. I love watching bad porn.
9. I never use the stylus with my ds.
10. I use my thumb with my ds.
11. I pick up random things and chew on them.
12. I like to jump off things.
13. My favorite number is 13.
14. I've had about 20 mohawks.
15. I love Making The Band 3.
16. Invader Zim is my favorite cartoon ever.
17. I wear yo-yo string on my left ankle.
18. I think pirates are hot.
19. I've broken my toe 4 times.
20. I'm really afraid of needles.
21. I only wear vans, size 13.
22. I go down the cereal aisle at walmart everytime I go.
23. Pop tarts kick ass.
24. I like most types of red and blue candy.
25. Non-talkative people annoy the fuck out of me.
26. I have a guitar that I don't know how to play.
27. The rasberry white chocolate mocha is the greatest coffee drink and type of white russian.
28. One of my fingerprints is different than the rest.
Who I'd like to meet:
Jake Gyllenhaal, Channing Tatum, James Franco, Adam Levine, Chris Evans, and Ben Cohen of course. But besides them, anyone. I love meeting people and I usually like most people. If you wanna send me a message then you can hit me up anytime. AOL: j myk13 ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>
Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?:3:53 am
Name?:J-Myk13
Nicknames?:whatever
Date of birth?:2/8/88
Sex?:i have a penis
Height?:5'10
Eye color?:brown
Where were you born?:Chattanooga
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?:18
Pets?:2 dogs
Hair color?:black
Piercings?:left ear
Town you live in?:Chattanooga
Favorite foods?:sushi, tacos
Ever been to Africa?:nope
Been toilet papering?:nope
Love someone so much it made you cry?:yeah i was an idiot
Been in a car accident?:yup
Croutons or bacon bits?:either
Favorite day of the week?:saturday
Favorite resturant?:qdoba, sushi nabe
Favorite flower?:none
Favorite sport to watch?:wrestling
Favorite drink?:strawberry banana v8
Favorite ice cream flavor?:something with fruit
Warner Bros. or Disney?:warner
Favorite fast food restuarant?:sonic
Carpet color in your bedroom?:blue
How many times did you fail your driver's test?:haven't taken it
Whom did you get your last email from?:um nintendo
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?:best buy
What do you do most often when you are bored?:play tetris
Most annoying thing to say to me?:same-difference
Bedtime?:whenever i go to sleep
Favorite TV show?:clerks
Last person you went out to dinner with?::alex, joe, kayla, dustin, aaron, ashley, gary
Been out of country?:nope
Believe in magick?:meh
Ford or Chevy?:don't really care
What are you listening to right now?:snl
Have you ever failed a grade?:twice
If you have, what grade did you fail?:11th and 12th
Do you have a crush on someone?:not really
Do you have a bf/gf?:nope
If so, what is their name?:
How long have you been together?:
What are you wearing right now?:jeans, underdog shirt
Would you have sex before marriage?:yup
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?:1
Are you a virgin?:god no
Do you smoke?:nope
Do you drink?:hells yeah
Are you ghetto?:meh
Are you a player?:nope
What are your favorite colors?:blue, black, white, red, silver
What is your favorite animal?:moose
Do you have any birthmarks?:i think so
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?:yup
Who do you talk to most on the phone?:michelle
Have you ever been slapped?:yup
Do you get online a lot?:yup
Are you shy or outgoing?:pretty outgoing
Do you shower?:yup
Do you hate school?:who doesn't
Do you have a social life?:yup
How easily do you trust people?:somewhat
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?:not really
Would you ever sky dive?:maybe
Do you like to dance?:love it
Have you ever been out of state?:yup
Do you like to travel?:yup
Have you ever been expelled from school?:nope
Have you ever been suspended from school?:many times
Do you want to get out of your hometown?:kinda
Are you spoiled?:nope
Are you a brat?:nope
Have you ever been dumped?:yeah by a crazy idiot
Have you ever gotten high?:yup
Do you like snapple?:it's good
Do you drink a lot of water?:nope
What toothpaste do you use?:whatever
Do you have a cell phone?:nope
Do you have a curfew?:nope
Who do you look up to?:people that are taller than me
Are you a role model?:i guess
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?:nope
What name brand do you wear the most?:whatever
What kind of jewelry do you wear?:whatever
What do you want pierced?:naval
Do you like takin pictures?:sometimes
Do you like gettin your picture taken?:sometimes
Do you have a tan?:...i'm black
Do you get annoyed easily?:sometimes
Have you ever started a rumor?:nope
Do you have your own phone or phone line?:yup
Do you have your own pool?:nope
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:neither
Do you have any siblings?:yup
Have you ever been played?:yup
Have you ever played anyone?:yup
Do you get along with your parents?:meh
How do you vent your anger?:sleep
Have you ever ran away?:yup
Have you ever been fired from a job?:yup
Do you even have a job?:nope
Do you daydream a lot?:yeah
Do you have a lot of ex's?:a good few
Do you run your mouth?:yeah i'm a cocky bastard
What do you want a tattoo of?:a star
What do you have a tattoo of?:a 13
What does your ex bf/gf look like?:tall, brown hair, a crazy idiot
What does your most recent crush look like?:don't have one
Whats her/his name?:don't have one
Have you ever been bitched out?:yup
Are you rude?:sometimes
What was the last compliment you recieved?:something about my penis
Do you like getting dirty?:of course
Are you flexiable?:kinda
What is your heritage?:meh
What is your lucky number?:13
What does your hair look like right now?:weird
Could you ever be a vegetarian?:nope i like chicken to much
Describe your looks?:i'm lazy
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?:black
Would you ever date someone younger than you?:maybe
Would you ever date someone older than you?:yup
When was the last time you were drunk?:it's been a bit
How many rings until you answer the phone?:usually 2
Have you ever been skinny dipping?:yup
If yes, when was the last time?:about a year ago
When was the last time you went on a date?:it's been a while
Do you look more like your mother or father?:neither
Do you cry a lot?:nope
Do you ever cry to get your way?:nope
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?:ah
Are you the romantic type?:nope
Have you ever been chased by cops?:nope
What do you like most about your body?:my ass
What do you like least about your body?:my gut
When did you have your first crush?:in 4th grade
When was the last time you threw up?:Nov. 2006
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?:meh
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?:nope
What about cleavage?:don't really have cleavage
Is your best friend a virgin?:she has a kid...
Have you ever fucked someone up?:yup
Have you ever been fucked up?:yup
What theme does your room have?:fucked up
What size show do you wear?:13 :-)
What is your screen name on ..jmyk13
How are you feeling right now?:tired
When was the last time you were at a party?:about a month
Have you ever given a lapdance?:way to many
Have you ever recieved one?:yup
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?:yup
What is one of your bad qualilties?:stubborn
What is one of your good qualilties?:logical
Would you marry for money?:nope
What do you drive?:whatever my friends drive
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?:neither
So?:you're a whore
Well?:you're still a whore
When was the last time you cried in school?:10th or 11th grade
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?:fuck yeah
What kind of music do you like?:all except gospel
Would you ever bungee jump?:sure
What is your worst fear?:needles
Would you ever join the army?:no
Do you like cows?:yeah
If you were to die today, what would you do?:drink a ton of 151
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?:tacos are awesome
Do you like to party?:of course
Hearts or broken hearts?:what?
Moons or stars?:stars
Coke or pepsi?:pepsi
Favorite scent?:vanilla
Favorite band?:way to many
Would you ever dye your hair red?:nope
How many languages can you speak?:1
What time are you finishing this?:4:09
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J-Myk13 Darko's Friends Comments
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Rick





Jul 1 2009 12:42 AM

love on ya
~*Heavenly Poetic*~





Jun 8 2009 7:12 PM

Ima need for you to eat some real food...poptarts and chips just dnt cut it lol
Hermy Halloween





Jun 1 2009 4:56 PM

that you did.
Grady





May 27 2009 11:10 PM

Hey...pass me the chips!!!!
Rick





May 22 2009 9:36 AM

hey check out my blogs you can relate lol xO
Naughty Boy





May 16 2009 8:01 AM

Hey babe I know Im talking to you know but just thought I would say hi on here.
KITTY





Apr 28 2009 5:54 AM

HEY!!!!!!!!!
~all About Me 4 Now on~





Apr 28 2009 5:54 AM

Hey hun how are you doing!
[K]ross[R]hodes©





Apr 25 2009 1:51 PM

Just Stopin By To Show Some Love..... cause i know You want it....lol.... Holer

KrossRhodes
Sherri, RN





Apr 19 2009 11:37 PM

Oooo... i don't know but we need to soon! That is a wonderful idea.
:)
Nate





Apr 18 2009 5:41 PM

KOOKOOKACHOO!
Fallon.





Apr 18 2009 1:04 AM

Well hello there my love :) How I've missed you so.
Misty





Apr 10 2009 2:03 AM

hey whts up? Jus figured id say hey and i passed you tha otha day on shallowford rd... I miss u but jus get at me sometime!
Valerie





Apr 7 2009 11:30 PM

R u really getting married? haha
KITTY





Apr 2 2009 4:19 AM

Hey...I miss you!! We dont work together enough!!!
Valerie





Apr 2 2009 1:48 AM

Me is good.. stayin busy and trying to keep out of trouble.. nothing new.
:)
Elizabeth





Apr 1 2009 3:05 PM

how the hell you get a ticket while you were already in court?
Valerie





Apr 1 2009 3:43 PM

lol. I heart apple butter!! so much.. :) Hows my jmyke?
KITTY





Mar 8 2009 6:46 AM

HEY SEXY!!!!!!!
-j0sh- [ .smile. ]





Feb 26 2009 1:01 PM

hugs for the jmyke! everything will be oakay sir smellington.
~Emily~





Feb 18 2009 3:31 AM

*muah*

I'm so excited that my little J-myke is growing up! ;-) it's been great to have you be able to come out and play now! haha :-D

I'm sure I'll see ya soon!

~Emily
Yawn





Feb 10 2009 8:18 PM

youngin? hell im old enough to be your daddy. haha.
Elizabeth





Feb 9 2009 10:53 PM

OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT Jamychael is 21! 19 more days bitches and its my turn!
Valerie





Feb 9 2009 2:50 AM

Yay! Welcome to the adult club :)
Valerie





Feb 7 2009 3:55 AM

How u doin stranger
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