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p.p.s. have gave up on Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes returning my calls or they contracts. if they show up for the greatest show ever gave which is Paul Newman's remake of The Glass Menagerie with Melanie Griffith, Dolly Parton, and Kenny Rogers, i am not honoring they comp tickets as pertaining to they contracts. they can clap and sway and sing with the fans both indoors and outdoors but somewhere else.
p.s Paul Newman doing the greatest show ever gave, which i did once think was a circus, but turn out to be a remake of Glass Menagerie with Melanie Griffith as Laura and Dolly Parton as Amanda. Paul had been having some concern that Dolly got her feelings hurt as pertaining to her age and wanting to play Laura, but Paul told her it would be more better the other way as her breasts too big for Laura as Laura be cripple and must be careful balancing. Kenny Rogers is the gentleman caller. Paul Newman will not only be directing, but will be doing all monologues by Tom to the tune of Islands in the Stream. i have convinced him to do it in the stadium and coliseums, using the upper row as the fire escape. it will be the greatest shows ever gave. Kenny Rogers agreed to stage manager duties as pertaining to his contract both indoors and outdoors, as his role is a small role, but they no small actors only small parts except in Dolly's case. Melanie will be swaying as she supposed to be cripple, but i do not know if Paul can work in the clapping. awaiting his answer on that now.
pertaining to my book about ghosts both indoors and outdoors, i now believe that the ghosts will feel the coliseums to hear Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton sing about islands and streams while they sway. ghosts will help us feel the coliseums, but we will not have to give them seating either indoors or outdoors as pertaining to their floating. when the time come, we will not have to even use a spotlight because ghosts can see anything no matter what kind of doors they in. and darkness will help to save Kenny Roger's face as pertaining to what usually happen when spotlights shine on plastic, both indoors and outdoors. p.s. sent letter to Charles Schulz to help me with my book as i am not liking it looking as it looks right now pertaining to the artwork. hoping his ghost pull through for me.
what i said below about Dolly being too top heavy---i meant her hair. i don't think i need to clarify that for you, but better safe than sorry as lots of people do want to see her on the field, both in and out.
George Carlin would be the idealest to run the smoke machine; that is cause he feel at home admist the funny smokes. will be gettin' in touch with his people industry to see if they gonna want to arrange him to come out to say seven bad words while he blow the smokes. sound good! p.s. i did sent multiple press releases to Tim Russert; let's keep our fingers crossed on this one, as he seem to be unavailable to take my calls.
disaster struck the ALLSTAR tour!!! Willie Nelson broke arm while rolling joint. no one left to clean up good. Dolly too top heavy. will call Conway Twitty, but have not heard if he play baseball games. if he do, maybe Tammy Wynette will do referee.
in the stadium, i have envisaged a scene of you and Osama speaking and rising up to defend the rights of people who want to put on the shows everywhere all the time in all the stadiums and colliesiums plus given a few speeches while people clap and chant and cheer to the dancers in the smoke machine. and then that is when i will push out Ray Charles on a piece of silver plywood which i will paint with spray paint i buy at the discount hardware and then put glitter all over and attach wheels to which will be strong enough to hold him and the Casio Keyboard i bought at Target, so he can play for the audience to keep on swaying while Osama talks. Ray must be touring in Europe because he still does not returned my messages about all the piano playing i want him to do. somebody told me he is blind; i do not believe it! but do not ever worry about my believes in the entertainment of the people cause or if i cannot get those two to commit to anything because i know for a fact that Nipsey Russell has not been doing anything lately and he has always been doing any good cause, such as Hollywood Squares or The Wiz causes such as those that contribute to our humanityness cause. he would be good doing the Tinman monologue. then we can get Liza Minelii to dance and sing because Diana Ross does not want to be upstaged by the smoke machines but i told Liza she could actually get high off of them and she said ok plus her mama was once in a movie that The Wiz was based on which i had never known of until before my recent film appreciation class on the internet and then we gonna have to get Kenny Rogers down there but we need to rig some special spotlights so his plastic surgery do not melt. yes, i know that this all seem like a lot of work, but i have had a dream which i envisaged and people still need to clap and chant and cheer at the stadiums and the colliesiums with they hearts.
I would like to wish you, pertaining to you and your delegates, and all stars, as forzz contracts, a Happy New Year, and Merry Christmas or Hanukkah, pertaining to you being jewish, or not, pertaining to religion.
Barry Gibb drank all the dry ice i had provided for the performers according to the contract which stipulated that i had also provide Wild Irish Rose which i bought on sale at a Duane Reade using my Discount Club Card which Duane Reade provides to all they customers providing they provide a verifiable address. and then, Ray Charles has not shown up for the rehearsals and i still did not hear if he know where the stadium is at. i hope he able to recognize it from the pictures i sent with the contract.
They had sent me a brochure of the agencies that have all of their stars. This is some of the stars. Dolly Parton, the Oakridge Boy, Kenny Rogers, Snort. It's just stars after stars after stars.
Hey J & H! I am about to have the greatest party ever being gave! I'm gonna have stars after stars after stars performing in the garage that is large enough for them to do it in! I think Quincy Jones might come - he sent me a letter!
the dynamic shows ever being gave is when Barry Gibbs sings on a platform because he sound like a angel in the sky but you and me know he is a delegate from the shoe store where i sold him a pair of shoes in Miami Beach, Miami Beach being a place where stars dance and sing and delegate. if they contracted, i will use the adhesive from the labels to adhesive the stars like the Oak Ridge Boys, Journey, Eartha Kitt, Juice Newton, and Ray Charles to the platform in the stadium while they are singing and dancing and delegating. Barry Gibbs will wear the shoes i sold him when he delegated me to sell him those shoes in Miami Beach and therefore i delegate that we put the spotlight on his shoes.
I am, very, excited, to, on the paper, seeing, pertaining to top friends, being in them, pertaining to J & H Productions and shows, the dynamic shows, ever being gave.
