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Joanie
Stand-Up / Female / Jokes
Joanie Something clever and hilarious

Female
19 years old
Burbank
United States



Last Login: 10/10/2009
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   Joanie's Comedian Bio
BioThe DAMage Report - STEROIDS - Roid-Gate 08

Watch This Episode on www.theStream.tv I’m the wall if you couldn’t guess
Websitejoaniecoyote.com
Influences
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TV ShowsKira Soltanovich from The Tonight Show and Girls Behaving Badly
The DAMage Report - The Prescription Drug Craze

Watch This Episode on www.theStream.tv

    Joanie's Interests
GeneralThings that are interesting.
MusicRamones, Nick Drake, Dean Martin, Buck Owens, Elvis P. and Elvis C., Echo and the Bunnymen, Bjork, Iggy Pop, Bob Marley, Pretenders, Abba, Buddy Holly, The Clash, Aretha Franklin, Tom Jones...you get the idea
MoviesThis Is Spinal Tap, Gladiator, The Shawshank Redemption, Wet Hot American Summer, Plan 9 From Outer Space
BooksThe Flesh of Kings. My best friend's brother wrote it. Read it if you want to be very entertained and a little smarter.
HeroesRachel York

     Joanie's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Baytown
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Actor/Comic/Costume Designer


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   Joanie's Blurbs
About me:
I'm still figuring this part out.
Who I'd like to meet:
My Dad. Just kidding. I already did.

   Joanie's Friend Space (Top 9)
Joanie has 287 friends.
 Saving Grace 


 The DAMage Report 


 Steve Marmel 


 DANTE from NBC’s LAST COMIC STANDING 


 JP 


 Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre LA 


 theStream.tv 


 Jeff (The Filmnut) 


 Janine Paquette Hayes 





Joanie's Friends Comments
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charles

charles



Jan 7 2009 12:53 AM

hey could you put me next to colleen on your friends page? thanks it would make me 'feel' better. and if you get mad at me you can put me next to Zach Galifianakis, yikes! reminds me of that movie where the guy gets put in jail in Turkey.... how ya doing sweetie? hope the new year is great for ya. your buddy down in Texas...
Fat Rabbit Farm.com

Fat rabbit Fat rabbit



Sep 5 2008 7:05 AM

HI Joanie! Remember us from LA County Fair last year, Fat Rabbit Farm? We're in the same spot again this year :) just wondering if you'll be there again.. come by and say hi. take care!

"smile. buddha loves you" :D
i still remember

Patty & Jason
frankOdelic twitter.com/frankodelic

Frank Minero



Aug 22 2008 6:24 AM

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Like the Message? ADD ME!

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Unimaginable human suffering and mass animal extinction from global warming.
A peak oil crisis threatening economic collapse.
A national security nightmare brought on by our dependence on foreign oil.


You choose the reason... The time to ACT is NOW!


THANKS FOR THE ADD!



- Frank
Urbanscooters. com Electric & Gas Scooters
myspace. com/urbanscooters
Pasadena Global Warming Group & Electric Scooter Reviews Page
Art

Art



Aug 11 2008 11:13 PM

Happiest of birthdays, Bearkat!
Janine Paquette Hayes

Janine Paquette Hayes



Aug 10 2008 3:47 AM

Ah,.. soooooo-YA!! Happy Birthday Angel. Had an AWESOME TIME!!

:)
Bob Crawford

Bob Crawford



Aug 7 2008 4:01 PM

Hope you have a terrific B'day Gorgeous!!! Stay well.

Bob
Janine Paquette Hayes

Janine Paquette Hayes



Jul 15 2008 2:30 AM

Ah! It was so great to hear your voice! You are always welcome. Just show up!!

:)

(Seriously, you have to call first.
)
charles

charles



May 31 2008 7:58 PM

Hey Joanie, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


yeah baby - now what am i to do with you....?!!!

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Saving Grace

Saving Grace



Apr 10 2008 9:46 PM

Talking to you today was life changing. You are the best.

Peace & Love,
Your fan and friend, Grace White
prom queen

prom queen



Feb 15 2008 12:06 AM

yo joanie...

i just checked my myspace page and saw your comment from a month ago...sorry.
we just watched your street walkin' episode on prescription drugs....you were great!
congrats...
stay in touch
-jason/heather
Dan K

Dan  K



Feb 7 2008 5:53 AM

Joanie i hope all is going great for you the damage report is one of my favorite shows.......

see you when i am in town girl
Capt jack

Dan
Scott White

Scott White



Feb 1 2008 4:45 PM

joanie,
found this the other day.

Photobucket
the Elle!!!

Elle  Willgues



Jan 23 2008 5:13 AM

hi luv u :-D <3
Janine Paquette Hayes

Janine Paquette Hayes



Jan 20 2008 3:19 AM

Aaawwwhh!! Look at how pretty you have your profile!!
You are such a girl!

:}

(That's an adoring mother smile.)
charles

charles



Jan 18 2008 11:09 PM

joanie you were awesome on the damage report...and that's coming from a homelessness kinda guy...and u make a great wall,
Christina Pazsitzky

Christina Pazsitzky



Jan 15 2008 7:29 PM

Hey Joanie! I miss you.
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Jan 12 2008 3:07 AM

Happy New Year

Happy New Year Comment Graphics

Comments & Glitter Graphics for Myspace, Hi5, Orkut, Friendster


how cute is that?
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Jan 11 2008 4:25 AM

Hey Joanie! You are soooooooooooo funny! Every one friends with her, YOU GOTTA SEE HER SHOWS! They are worth the money!!!!!
TARKUS: The Magicianist

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Dec 16 2007 10:36 PM


MyspaceLayouts.org
THANK YOU FOR THE ADD!
TARKUS: The Magicianist

Tim Gribionkin Beckmann
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Dec 15 2007 7:40 AM

Have a great Weekend
Janine Paquette Hayes

Janine Paquette Hayes



Nov 21 2007 7:36 AM

I do sew meeeese yew.

I'm in a Breeetish mewd.

;)
 ’7’ the Comedian

 ’7’ the Comedian



Oct 14 2007 9:57 PM

I just wanted to tell you, that, I, uh ... I, uh ...

Oh dammit! I forgot what I was going to say.

You don't think that's funny at all, do you?

Why does this keep happening to me? But hey, losing your memory is not ALL bad.

For instance, being senile means NEVER having to say you're sorry.

No matter how many times you've heard the same old joke, the punchline is ALWAYS a surprise!

You can have breakfast as many times a day as you want!

You really don't care if there's nothing but reruns on TV.

Every time you make love, you get the thrill and excitement of losing your virginity all over again.

AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK THE GIRL HER NAME!

So finally, I remembered to talk to the doctor about my memory loss. He told me it was Attention Deficit Disorder.

I thought: Great! Thanks for the A.D.D.


'7' the Comedian

Janine Paquette Hayes

Janine Paquette Hayes



Oct 10 2007 6:04 AM

Hello angel! Are yoooah comin to ma b day party??
This Sat at Santa Monica Bar n Grille
on Pico, (x 32nd St.)
Band starts at 9pm
Aaaaahhll are welcome!

:)=)
Andrew

Andrew Solmssen



Aug 22 2007 6:27 AM

Right back at you Joanie - glad your computer is OK! See out and about soon I hope...
dshfausdfu

 dshfausdfu



Aug 22 2007 1:21 AM

Thanks Joanie,
You're awesome...and I agree....it's never too late to wish someone a Happy Birthday....
So before I put it off any longer, Happy Birthday to you!!!!
Paul
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