Yay! You come back today!!!! I'm so glad there are soooo many things to do!!!!
Priority #1. We are throwing a Party Priority # 2. TBD Priority # 3. We are going to the fair (well not just you and me) Priority # 53. We are going to turn Celeste into an alcoholic Priority # 72.I am redecorating the living room
You better have brought me back something good (although, I'm not sure what could I possibly want from Toledo?!) xoxo
Good job getting the word out so quickly and in case Bi Vice doesn't relay the message Kirsten cannot replace Sporty and that's that.
Also, don't worry about your upcoming trip to OhiO I've taken care of everything and threatened Diane and told her we better get you back in one piece. I know you'll miss me bunches but this time around please don't carry around that cardboard cutout of me. I don't really need any new Ohio people contacting me insisting they met me while I was out there...when I've never even been.
Be Safe, I'll try not to throw too many parties in your room.
Oh crap I just got everything worked out with you all after the last scandal with Alcoholic Vice...don't tell me Slutty Vice is turning diva now...I've had enough of this crap...I may just have to go on my own and change my name from Bi Vice to Solo Vice...no pun intended.
Joanne, how could you release that without speaking to my agent? I haven’t even had time to submit my unreasonable salary demands and elaborate tour rider (diamond-encrusted bidet, erotic foot reflexologist, schnitzel). This is all happening so fast!
I think I'm gonna give the living room a new theme every Sunday. Maybe one of them will be actually make it not look like we just moved in Sorry for all of the madness yesterday, but thanks for the EBoost!
