Joe Chung

Who I'd like to meet:

Unfortunate (for you, if you're not my friend), I keep this profile tight and exclusive to people that I know in real life. My fully public profile can be accessed by clicking here.

Aside from my MySpace profile, I'm down to meeting anyone and everyone. I have no preferences when it comes to social interaction. Everyone has a purpose on this earth, and I would kick myself in the ass if I passed up an opportunity to get to know somebody because of my prejudged notions about them. However, This doesn't go to say that I keep in contact with everyone I meet. But I do pick and choose my battles and seek individuals' time that share the same interests and motivational passion about life as me. I'm all about networking through the right connections, and I'd like to think that MySpace could be utilized to make proper connections. This doesn't mean I'm going to add you to my friends' list, as I like to keep that restricted to people that I feel understand the true concept of MySpace, and are not just here to rack up a friend count. Please do not be discouraged if I don't accept your friend request. I receive tons of requests a day, as well, so my apologies in advance if you don't hear back from me for a couple of days.

As far as my desire to meet anyone famous goes, I'm going to be straight up: I'm not into getting all starry-eyed when I meet celebrities, because they're just people, too. You could be Jessica Alba giving me a lap dance, for all I care. Honestly, Jessica, I wouldn't care about your lap dance. Because you're just another person to me. You, just like I, are someone's child. For you people out there, if you ever, and I repeat EVER pull that "I'm better than you" card on me, you won't last long on my friends' list, let alone in life. If this previous sentence describes you, then don't even bother trying to add me.

One thing that I am quite tired of, and I'm sure a lot of you will agree with me, is when people add me for the sole purpose of soliciting me and/or my friends, and promoting their pages/parties/pictures in my comments' section. Please, my profile is not a bulletin board, and I would definitely like to keep it restricted to truthful comments/critique about me and/or my work.

So some things that will get you booted from my friends' list:

• Don't ask me to hook you up with anyone on my list. Like I have magical powers that are going to make them fall in love with you, ESPECIALLY when I tell them that YOU wanted ME to hook YOU up, simple because you were too much of a wuss to approach them yourself. All I have to say about this? Closed mouths don't get fed. Think about it.
• Don't leave comments that will stretch out my page. I don't care if it's a picture of your breasts or ass. I have my profile designed to a certain width that I want it at, and I really don't want to have to delete your comment because you didn't read this sentence. Just a fair warning now. Don't kill me later.
• Don't leave music embedded onto my profile. I currently have a song that I like on my profile, and I don't need any more sound than that.
• Don't leave me "Add Me/Whore Me/Party Here/Thx for the add" comment. I'm pretty original, and you should be too.