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JOE CONTE
JOE CONTE Listen to The Conte & Kenny Show every monday night 7-10pm on Cringe Humor Radio.com

Male
103 years old
PARSIPPANY, NEW JERSEY
United States



Last Login: 12/8/2009
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Websitejjcomedy.com
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    JOE CONTE's Interests
GeneralBoating ,fishing,camping,bowling, tennis, rock climbing, bobbing for reese's, flogging, getting mouth love, actually none of the above except for the last thing.
MusicIts a mix of sounds with harmonies and percussion.
MoviesIts a bunch of scenes all strung together to make a cute little story, that is filmed to watch . They usually run from 1 1/2 to 3 hours
TelevisionWe all know what a television is
BooksOk if your'e still reading this , you know im a sarcastic dushbagg with emotional issues. (and yes i spelled DUSHBAGG like that on purpose)
HeroesPeople who are admired for their bravery,innovation or creativity.

     JOE CONTE's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:parsippany nj
Body type:5' 7"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:High school
Occupation:Stand up comic,actor&model for the evolution chart

   JOE CONTE's Schools
Parsippany High
Parsippany,New Jersey
Graduated: 1987
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

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   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 23 2009 11:00P
The Village Latern ny NY
Oct 24 2009 10:00P
The Pocono Comedy Club Stillwater PA
Nov 6 2009 10:00P
The Comedy Shoppes 5 yr anniversary Show Sayrville NJ
Nov 27 2009 9:00P
The Comedy Shoppe @ Suppa’s Restaurant with RICH VOS Pine brook NJ
Nov 28 2009 9:00P
The Comedy Shoppe with@ Suppa’s Restaurant with RICH VOS Pinebrook NJ

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   JOE CONTE's Blurbs
About me:
Its real simple., im a comic who is a scatterbrain and took so long to get myspace that my name "joe conte" was already taken so i had to go with "Joe Conte live". And by the way,i HAVE NO personality.-------------------------------------------------------------------------- LISTEN TO "THE CONTE AND KENNY SHOW" LIVE EVERY MONDAY AT 7PM------Lowbrow and Cultish-----
Who I'd like to meet:
GOD....WHILE IM ALIVE.. I GOT A LOT OF QUESTIONS FOR THAT DUDE....................................................................................................................................................................................................................... FOR GREAT COMEDY SHOWS EVERY WEEK CLICK ON J&J COMEDY------------BRING THE FAMILY...WELL MAYBE NOT THE WHOLE FAMILY.

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Baby Boo ♥

Baby Boo ♥



Dec 2 2009 5:54 AM

wow i lost my spot on your top friends. that depresses me. 
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Nov 30 2009 8:08 PM

You were awesome at the Suppa's this weekend. Just sayin..
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Nov 30 2009 8:06 PM

Listen to the Conte and Kenny Show LIVE Tonight on cringehumrradio.com or www.non-productive.com/cringe - If you thought Kenny's new religion was something - wait until you get a load of what's going on tonight. :-) 7pm-10pm Monday Nights. Mark your calendars.

Check out the new link, www.non-productive.com for the chatroom features.
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Nov 30 2009 1:57 PM



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Nov 23 2009 5:31 PM

£leTriKa sounds completely different from any Metal band you have ever heard. The Brazilian rhythms and the Portuguese language added to the songs makes its style unique, giving birth to a new kind of Metal. If you are really looking for something new about Metal, you should check £leTriKa out!

Hugs from Brazil,
Claudio David

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Valeu demais a força! Quando rolaumtempinho, me fala o que achou da £leTriKa. Agente junta Metal com umasparada Brasileira. Tamutendumbom feed nas rádios gringas nos quatrocontos. Mantenha contato, blz?

Grande abraço,
Claudio David
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Nov 15 2009 6:13 PM

Thanks for having me on your show last week and making fun of me for getting lost...:-) <3
rob

rob



Oct 30 2009 3:11 PM

Free Cell Phones
Kimberly

Kimberly



Oct 26 2009 12:41 PM

JOE.... I need to see one of your shows for my birthday!!  Who else can make me smile with the ambulance act.....      Let me know weekend of Nov 20th.
Dono

Dono



Oct 22 2009 2:40 AM

Vote for John Dewey High School!!!
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Oct 20 2009 2:11 AM

Ok. Where is this Poke-Her-Nose Show at?
Baby Boo ♥

Baby Boo ♥



Oct 19 2009 11:49 PM

conte we don't talk anymore. this makes me a sad girl. call me.<3
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Oct 12 2009 12:29 AM

Are you knocking them out in Reno? (And taking all their money for your funny commentary on stop signs?)

Hope the show Rocked!
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Oct 10 2009 5:49 PM

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Sep 25 2009 5:40 AM

Katie

Katie



Sep 19 2009 6:27 PM

Heyyy. Have a good weekend
Chief Cathleen

Chief Cathleen



Sep 13 2009 7:55 PM

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Sandi

Sandi



Sep 6 2009 1:59 AM


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Aug 31 2009 5:05 PM


 

Babies Nap! :-)
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Aug 31 2009 5:04 PM


 

Katie

Katie



Aug 20 2009 8:36 PM

Joe Conte!!! :)
Baby Boo ♥

Baby Boo ♥



Aug 17 2009 12:08 AM

you so forgot to invite me.
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Aug 5 2009 4:59 PM

I wanted to leave a big gay purple obnoxious comment for you...Is it hot enough for you?
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Aug 3 2009 2:10 PM

Chief Cathleen

Chief Cathleen



Jul 31 2009 6:49 PM

HEllo I was thinking about you today so here i am, uhhhhh when are we hanging
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