I like watching things on any kind of screen. I love screens.
Music
A Tribe Called Quest. Marvin Gaye. Al Green. The Aristocats OST. Black Moon. Big Daddy Kane (and his damn gold chain). Dr. Octagon (AKA Kool Kieth). Euros Childs. Fat Lip. Main Source. The Pharcyde. Gruff Rhys. Haircut 100. Herbie Hancock. Michael Jackson. Jehst. K-Solo. Kid Creole and the Coconuts. North of Ping Pong. Musical Youth. Ohio Players. Orange Juice. Raphael Saadiq. R Kelly (seriously, sorry). Shinehead. Supercar. Thomas Dolby. Talking Heads.
Movies
I think I may well have seen all of them, ever. Some a few times. For instance, I own well over a thousand DVD's. Many of them were used to dress Danny Butterman's DVD cupboard in 'Hot Fuzz'. Which goes some way to justifying a cumulative expenditure of at least £10,000 on the fuckers.
Television
I love TV comedy, and bad TV magazine shows. I never watch TV drama or sport. Just to free up time.
About me: Hello. My name is Joe Cornish. I am half of the television and radio comedy duo 'Adam and Joe'. And all of the Joe Cornish. I write and direct TV comedy, sometimes appear in it, present radio and TV, and generally try to make and be involved with good things.
If you want to see some of my TV work, pop 'Adam and Joe' into Youtube. If you want to hear some of my radio work, pop 'Adam and Joe' into itunes. And to see a selection of vids made by me, check out my Youtube favourites, under 'blackandwhitecake'.
Thanks to anyone who posts a message. Sorry if I can't reply to them all due to working and flopping commitments. I'll try my best to answer stuff in my random bloggings.
You really need to watch your breathing... if it gets really shallow you should probably seek medical attention. Although I'm not sure having constantly audible breathing is a good thing either. Panting away like a St Bernard would surely be a sign of respiratory problems too, maybe even coronory. There must be a happy medium. In through the nose, out through the mouth is a start.
Oh Lord, your page has been thwarted with gangs of second-rate comments, I can hardly hear myself respire. I am here now to break the trend, or atleast attempt. If all goes to plan, then a triumph for Cornish and myself, and if not?; well, let's just hope they don't hunt me down in anger like some pack of raving hounds. THERE WE ARE. Your plague has been controlled somewhat, hurrah.
Excellent co(rn)verage of Glasto this weekend! I was looking forward to the jokes gig but I'm equally looking forward to it turning up in codpast form at some point.
I think 6Music was being a bit snooty about The Boss though... the man played an absolute blinder of a gig covering decades' worth of classic tunes! All they did was bang on about Eavis being *slammed* with a three grand fine! And the punters banging on about the lack of Born in the USA... what are you going to do eh? He nearly did THREE HOURS!!! I reckon Eavis was testing all the festival nuggets who claim everything they see was 'classic' or the 'greatest experience ever' when all they actually see is a pile of ropey indie bands with little-to-nothing going for them apart from two articles in the skittery NME... give them a genuine legend and they fucking shit themselves!
PS - MJ... I liked him when I was a teenager and I saw Moonwalker for the first time (HE TURNS INTO A ROBOT AND RIDES A BIKE WITH A RABBIT!) but then it all went a bit too strange for a too long. Having said that, the teenage Rusty is sad... The grown up one thinks that, innocent or guilty, he should have gone through with the trial and not bought them off. At least people would know for sure!
In other news, I had several drinks last night. Keef texted me about Lady GaGa's boobs and it sent me into a man daze. I just remember getting home and sharing my pakora with the missus. Lovely boobs. I like 'em! 10/10.
No, it doesn't make you a bad persuan, Ri. I'm only interested because I used to love MJ back in the day (waaaaay back in the J5 and "Off The Wall" day...) and it's got everyone hunting YouTube for old clips of him when he was black and cool.
Looks like his doctor might be implicated. Whoopsie.
i'm surprised nobody's started a MJ debate/discussion. to be frank, (i wish my name was frank) i couldn't really give a shit about him dying an' all that. does that make me a bad persuan?
yess, it is the restaurant critic. i think he went to school with adam and joe? i remember an article in which he mentioned they were all in the lower maths set at school, but they all did well etc.
Ru, you sound too cool for school. What colour's your helmet?
Rhi, is that Giles Coren the restaurant critic and star of the Supersizers etc.? If so, then yes, he IS a tasty bit of crumpet. I'm-a look him up on Facey!
i wish i was watching your proposal to jill, russ. i bet it was a dead romantic time and i hope to god you mentioned robots in your proposal speech.
ash, you cycle too? oh great, another persuan to worry about. jolie won't let me blaspheme, she says i have to say "oh my goodness." and it annoys me cos she doesn't even know who god is, let alone believe in him. this is what grandma's do.
i haven't even been to the bbc6 blog... i'm sorry. lex, i love you.
Oh, and Ash: there's already someone on that blog calling themselves "numberonefan" or something like that, I don't think it's you though. Must be an impostor!!
