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Joe-vey Danger [PARANOIA PARANOIA!]
Acoustic / Folk / Rock

I drive a van and listen to pop music no one likes



WHEAT RIDGE, Colorado
United States

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Member Since8/23/2006
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InfluencesIndie Rock and Pop, Bluegrass, Electronica, Chamber Pop, Poetic Rap and Hip Hop, Punk, or anything else that makes me groove
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   About Joe-vey Danger [PARANOIA PARANOIA!]
"bye trumpet player I don't know. Now I know why your music is so sad..."

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Well, the animals laugh from the dark of the wilderness.
A baby cries hard in an apartment complex,
as I pass in a car buried under the influence.
The city's driving me out of my mind.
I've seen a child is caught in the sad trap of gravity.
He falls from the lowest branch of the apple tree
and lands in the grass and weeps for his dignity.
Next time he will not aim so high.
Yeah, next time, neither will I.
Now a mother takes loans out, sends her kids off to colleges.
Her family's reduced to names on a shopping list.
While, a coroner kneels beneath a great, wooden crucifix.
He knows there's worse things than being alone.
And so I've learned to retreat at the first sign of danger.
I mean, why wait around, if it's just to surrender?
An ambition, I've found, can lead only to failure.
I do not read the reviews.
No, I am not singing for you.
Well I stood dropping a coin into the pit of a well.
And I would throw my whole billfold if I thought it would help.
With all these wishes I make,
I should buy something real, at least a telephone call home.
Well, my teachers, they built this retaining wall of memory,
all those multiple choices I answered so quickly.
And got my grades back and forgot just as easily,
but as least I got an A.
And so I don't have them to blame.
Well I should stop pointing fingers;
reserve my judgment of all those public action figures,
the cowboy presidents.
So loud behind the bullhorn, so proud they can't admit
when they've made a mistake.
While poison ink spews from a speechwriter's pen,
he knows he don't have to say it,
so it, it don't bother him.
"Honesty", "Accuracy" is just "Popular Opinion."
And the approval rating's high,
and so someone's gonna die.
Well ABC, NBC, CBS: Bullshit.
They give us fact or fiction? I guess an even split.
And each new act of war is tonight's entertainment.
We're still the pawns in their game.
As they take eye for an eye until no one can see,
we must stumble blindly forward, repeating history.
Well, I guess we all fit into your slogan
on the fast food marquee:
Red blooded, White skinned oh and the Blues.
Oh and the Blues, I got the Blues! That's me! That's me!
Well, I awoke in relief.
My sheets and tubes were all tangled weak from whiskey and pills,
in a Chicago hospital.
And my father was there, in a chair, by the window, staring so far away.
I tried talking, just whispered, "...so sorry...so selfish..."
He stopped me and said, "Child I love you regardless
and there's nothing you could do that would ever change this.
I'm not angry. It happens. But you just can't do it again."
So now I try to keep up, I've been exchanging my currency.
While a million objects pass through my periphery.
Now I'm rubbing my eyes 'cause they're starting to bother me.
I've been staring too long at the screen.
But where was it when I first heard a sweet sound of humility?
It came to my ears in the goddamn loveliest melody.
How grateful I was then to be part of the mystery,
to love and to be loved. Let's just hope that is enough.

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Simply Em





Mar 1 2009 8:20 AM

oy
are you going to see flight of the conchords with iron and wine on may 16th? if not, YOU SHOULD. cause i'm going. its at redrocks, and sounds encroyable. And Arj Barker's gonna be there too! he's a funny fucker.
lemme know.
maybe we could carpool
~Jessa





Feb 17 2009 1:59 AM

This is why I love you....ha ha ha
The Fresh





Jan 13 2009 6:37 PM

this is an interesting opportunity.
Not sure when we'll be in Denver but i would like to see a "fresh beard" for sure!!
The Fresh





Dec 30 2008 9:06 PM

Joevey!! We're tryin to make our way out there.. appreciate the comments, hope u dig the album!!
~Jessa





Dec 27 2008 10:12 PM

that was a hillarious comic! ha ha ha......thanks babe!
The Fresh





Dec 24 2008 10:46 PM

Hey Joe-vey, we drive a van too but it has no windows and we're usually featured on Dateline NBC.
Just a heads up that our debut album is now on iTUNES check it out and enjoy!
Magda(Lena)





Dec 22 2008 5:55 PM

That would be pretty sweet if they headlined next year. You should talk to Fecher bout it.
~Jessa





Dec 8 2008 10:21 PM

Wow that was great!! Ha ha we totally have to host the annual cougar run!
♥Sunshine<3™





Dec 4 2008 2:19 AM

dddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :]
♥Sunshine<3™





Dec 1 2008 5:38 AM

hahahah really?? fuck yeah! :]
that does sound like a really good weekend! :D
Coloradoo suckkksss haha
♥Sunshine<3™





Nov 29 2008 3:54 PM

Sweet songs.
:]
Mondragon





Nov 28 2008 5:39 AM

haha ok no I'm not back til the 12th so I might chill with you then, and don't worry alot of people came so she was ok :) I didn't go either, in Malibu for college...
Mondragon





Nov 28 2008 4:53 AM

Joe Ferry can suck my balls.
not cause I think he sucks, but because its actually a fantasy of mine to have a sexy musician who is amazing give me oral pleasure ;)
.Gina.





Oct 30 2008 8:25 PM

Lol, my kitty freaks out when her paws touch the keyboard, so no secret messages for you :(

lol :)
Hella Ann.





Oct 26 2008 3:19 AM

um really, thanks again for all the fun last night. it was awesome.

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.Gina.





Oct 23 2008 8:09 PM

Aww, that's probably the cutest thing I've heard all week :)
Hella Ann.





Oct 23 2008 2:59 PM

ohh well that sucks.
well friend #1 said he has to spend friday with his dad, so im kind of thinking he doesnt want to go... i'll ask my other friend if she'd like to go because she drives aswell...unless you know of someone eles who drives, & i'll totally pay them for gas money to be in on the carpooling thing
.Gina.





Oct 22 2008 4:05 AM

Awwww...that's a little sad to hear, but its cute in a way
Hella Ann.





Oct 22 2008 3:18 AM

okay i even saved you as
Joe-vey Danger
hahah

when i checked tickets were 16
Hella Ann.





Oct 22 2008 2:49 AM

oh aweeessommmee.
you are like the best.
i'll owe you big time forrr surrre if it all goes through and all.

do you still have my phonenumber?
because i lost abunch of the older ones i had. so i deffinatly dont have yours anymore. =/

haha whoa, thats nice. Yelle is amazing, i love foriegn music so much.
Hella Ann.





Oct 22 2008 2:36 AM

noo i dont drive =[

umm but i know someone who really wants to go and offered to drive if i bought him a ticket...so maybe he can? unless you have people you plan on giving the tickets too? but that would be sooo dope.

how did you get 4 free tickets anyways?
Hella Ann.





Oct 22 2008 2:27 AM

ommmg TAKE ME!
PLEEEASSEEE!!!!
=]
i'll loovee you foreveverrrrr
.Gina.





Oct 22 2008 2:16 AM

Yeah I know Molly is a bitch but Smokey is really sweet :)
.Gina.





Oct 22 2008 2:11 AM

Lol I think you might be right...and that you also have the dogs I WANT :o
Eean de la Denver, Rockczar





Oct 20 2008 6:50 PM

MSTRKRFT is coming to the Ogden on the 28th.

Don't miss it.

They just added L.A. Riots to the lineup.

If you want to save a few bucks on presale tickets, go to the ogden or the bluebird... no service charges like on ticketmaster.

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