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Joe Humor

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  • Joe Humor

  • 39 / Муж.
  • Idaho, US
  • Последний визит: 05.12.2009

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Интересы

  • Общие

    New T-shirt Design!

    visit www.JoeHumor.com for

    ..Sarcasm Central:..

    Jokes, humor, and other sarcastic ramblings including "Dr. Sarcasm"  "The Barack-O-Meter", the "Bo Gus News" feature articles and more. 

    ..Rockin' My Country..

    See my lyrical teases, taunts, and sarcastic remarks regarding the world of country music.  Includes "Country Commentary" and the "Bo Gus Country News".

    ..HuntSpot..

    Read about my hunting, fishing, and outdoor adventures, with a little humor and fun thrown in as well.  Lots of good pictures, too!

    ..Gold Diggers..

    Check out my real life adventures digging real gold right out of the Idaho ground. 

     

    Name:Joe Humor
    Birthdate:08/10/1970
    Birthplace:Idaho
    Current Location:Idaho
    Eye Color:Green
    Hair Color:Brown
    Height:6'6"
    Weight:220
    Piercings:no
    Tatoos:no
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:married, to a girl
    Overused Phraze:none, i'm very creative
    FAVORITES
    Food:pizza, cereal, deer, grouse, and SUGAR!
    Candy:hot tamales, tootsie rolls, nibs
    Number:17
    Color:blue
    Animal:deer, elk, and ducks
    Drink:powerade
    Alcohol Drink:butterscotch schnapps
    Bagel:plain
    Letter:X
    Body Part on Opposite sex:nothing beats a pretty face
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:Root Beer kicks them both
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:why settle when Little Caesar's is around?
    Strawberry or Watermelon:Wild Huckleberries
    Hot tea or Ice tea:Raspberry Iced Tea
    Chocolate or VanillaVanilla all the way
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:both
    Summer or Winter:
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:scary movies are funny, funny movies are scary
    Love or Money:Love from my woman, money for my woman
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:eventually....
    Most Missed Memory:how do I know, it's missing?
    Best phyiscal feature:my hat
    First Thought Waking Up:can I go back to sleep or do I really HAVE to get up?
    Goal for this year:find lots of gold
    &..39;Best Friends:'Jadean, Terry, my kids, Autumn, and my dog Nugget
    Weakness:pretty girls
    Fears:T-Rex, King Kong, and women that are taller than me
    Heritage:English, German, Sarcastican
    Longest relationship:I had a dog for 15 years once
    HAVE YOU...
    Ever Drank:yes
    Ever Smoked:once or twice, puked
    Pot:Hell NO!!
    Ever been Drunk:why else would I fill this out?
    Ever been beaten up:never
    Ever beaten someone up:nope
    Ever Shoplifted:hell no
    Ever Skinny Dipped:not yet, waiting for the right invitation
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:every chance I get
    Been Dumped Lately:nope
    IN A GUY/GIRL
    Favorite Eye Color:blue or green
    Favorite Hair Color:brown or blonde
    Short or Long:looooonnnggg
    Height:short to average
    Style:sexy, girly, but tough
    Looks or Personality:both
    Hot or Cutehot
    Drugs and Alcohol:NOOO drugs, alcohol occasionally if you can handle it
    Muscular or Really Skinny:muscular girls scare me, i like petite
    RANDOMS
    Number of Regrets in the Past:none, I learned from it all, otherwise I wouldn't be where I am
    What country do you want to Visit:the back country
    How do you want to Die:I won't, I'm immortal
    Been to the Mall Lately:no
    Do you like Thunderstorms:yes
    Get along with your Parents:yes
    Health Freak:not particularly, but I'm not an idiot either
    Do you think your Attractive:moose seem to like me
    Believe in Yourself:definitely
    Do you Smoke:not even when I'm on fire
    Do you Drink:
    Shower Daily:usually
    Do you Sing:love to
    Want to get Married:already did, probably do it again if my wife lets me
    Do you want Children:got 'em, but I'd take more if they came along
    Have your future kids names planned out:maybe
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:about 10 years earlier than I did
    Hate anyone:I don't hate people, just stupidity

    CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

  • Музыка

    Country: Big & Rich, Gary Allan, Taylor Swift, Ryan Bingham, Trent Tomlinson, Eric Church, Trace Adkins

    Rock: Metallica, Tesla, Bon Jovi, Survivor, Firehouse, Giant, Evanescence, Queensryche, Trixter

  • Фильмы

    Lord of the Rings, The Matrix series, The Mummy movies, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Hoosiers, A Bug's Life, Tremors.

  • ТВ

    Shooting TV's is a lot of fun... However, on the rare occasion I get control of the remote from my wife and daughters... NCIS is the best, Deadliest Warrior, The Best and Worst of Tred Barta, Gold Fever, or something interesting on the History Channel, or videos on CMT or GAC.

  • Книги

    David Eddings is my favorite author, and of course Louis L'Amour. However, these days I read pretty much all non-fiction. I like history, especially about medieval times and military topics. I also read about outdoor subjects like wildlife and hunting, gold prospecting, and such. I really want to start writing books more than just reading them.

  • Кумиры

    Tell Sackett, and Bert from the Tremors movies.

Подробности

  • Состояние: В браке
  • Здесь для: Деловых контактов, Друзей
  • Ориентация: Гетеросексуал
  • Рост: 200 см
  • Знак Зодиака: Лев
  • Дети: Счастливый родитель
  • Образование: Неоконченное высшее
  • Профессия: Sarcasm

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  • ~Baby Blue 24~Janyce Huntsman

    18 окт 2009 18:17

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    12 сен 2009 17:32

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    i love you . i cant buy you . you cost to damn much...

  • melissa_ford16

    12 авг 2009 01:16

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    i love you baby happy birthday

  • melissa_ford16

    28 июл 2009 21:41

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    Cool Tattoo! Where can I get one?

     
      

    you are my true love baby i love you very much

  • melissa_ford16

    28 июл 2009 21:39

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    Cool Tattoo! Where can I get one?

     
      

    here is how i feel about you baby

  • melissa_ford16

    28 июл 2009 20:12

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    Cool Tattoo! Where can I get one?

     
      

    this is us baby