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  • Joe Jepsen

  • 34 / Male
  • Dandridge, Tennessee, US
  • Last Login: 7/13/2009

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    Computers & Making Websites. Playing pool, minature golf, Horseback riding Camping, Swimming, Hiking, Biking and Meditating at ..Fall Creek Falls.., my favorite place in the whole wide world.

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    Your Birthdate: August 25
    You excel at anything difficult or high tech.
    In other words, you're a total (brilliant) geek.
    It's difficult for you to find people worth spending time with.
    Which is probably why you'll take over the world with your evil robots!

    Your strength: Your unfailing logic

    Your weakness: Loving machines more than people

    Your power color: Tan

    Your power symbol: Pi

    Your power month: July
    Your Personality Profile
    You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
    You tend to blend into your surroundings.
    Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.

    You believe that you live a virtuous life...
    And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
    As a result, people tend to crave your approval.
    Virgo



    You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex.
    You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you.
    Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio

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    Joe is a Conservative Libertarian

    LIBERTARIANS support maximum liberty in both personal and economic matters. They advocate a much smaller government; one that is limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence.

    Libertarians tend to embrace individual responsibility, oppose government bureaucracy and taxes, promote private charity, tolerate diverse lifestyles, support the free market, and defend civil liberties.

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    You Are 20% Abnormal
    You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.

    You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.

    You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

    You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

    You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
    What Your Underwear Says About You
    It's important that your underwear doesn't offend anyone - in case you get in a car accident.

    You're the type of guy who lets his girlfriend pick out his underwear.
    What Your Sleeping Position Says
    You are calm and rational.
    You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
    You are easy going and trusting.
    However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.

    I enjoy playing WOW - I am Kagen of Lothar


  • Music

    I have the soul of the Beatles, the voice of Elvis and Leann Rimes is my fantasy lover. I sing and dance to 80's music because my radio is set to 93.1 the Point.

  • Movies

    World Issue: Liters of Urine

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    The Urilift is a urinal that rises out of the ground at night. It's purpose to stop people from peeing on the street.
    The Empire Strikes Back - "Do or Do Not. There is no Try." - Yoda "I don't belive it!"- Luke "That is why you fail." - Yoda

    American Pie 2 - "This one time.. at .. uh.. here.." - Michelle

    Total Recall - "Baby, you make me wish I had tha-reeee hands!" - Taxi Driver
    Jedi
    Congratulations, you are a Jedi - guardian of peace
    and justice in the Republic.

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  • Television

    Doctor Who
    Army Wifes
    Lost
    Smallville
    SG1
    Family Guy
    Futurerama
    Snuffy
    Snuffy's Suicide Attempts
    Poor baby, life is rough for you, huh? No one seems to see you, no one notices your pain--except for your friend Big Bird, but he's alway off hanging out with his other friends. You wish you were him, all happy and curious and popular and bright yellow. You feel like his shadow anymore, like the only reason you exist is to amuse him. It's hard being somebody's imaginary friend. But stop trying to kill yourself--imaginary people can't kill themselves. Sorry. And hey, maybe tomorrow you'll feel better! Someday people will see you, I promise.

    Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?
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  • Books

    The Amblified Bible
    The Dragon Riders of Pern Series by Anne McCaffery
    Xenogenesis by Octavia Butler
    The Harry Potter Septology
    Enders Game

  • Heroes

    Jesus


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  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Columbus, Ohio
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 7" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Working for the MAN

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I'm passionate about everything I do, or else I wouldn't do it. This is Joe Jepsen, and you would be too, if you were me.


"Not everything that can be counted counts,
and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Joe Jepsen
Birthday:08/25/1974
Birthplace:Columbus, Ohio
Current Location:Knoxville, TN
Eye Color:Green
Hair Color:Light Brown
Height:5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Depends on what I'm doing :)
Your Heritage:Apple Danish
The Shoes You Wore Today:Sneakers
Your Weakness:I see dumb people
Your Fears:Dark Water
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni and Mushroom lotsa cheese & beer
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:CSR III or Supervisor
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:hello?
Thoughts First Waking Up:Were'd she go?
Your Best Physical Feature:Hands
Your Bedtime:2am
Your Most Missed Memory:Fall Creek Falls
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:Wendys
Single or Group Dates:What ever I can get :)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:I'm not predijuce
Cappuccino or Coffee:Mochaccino
Do you Smoke:Only during sex!
Do you Swear:Pumpkin
Do you Sing:Very well, thank you
Do you Shower Daily:Except for the days I don't
Have you Been in Love:Too many times
Do you want to go to College:Been there, done that, coudln't afford the T shirt
Do you want to get Married:If I find the right Woman
Do you belive in yourself:Always
Do you get Motion Sickness:Only when I'm drinking
Do you think you are Attractive:no, I KNOW I am! ;-)
Are you a Health Freak:I drink my ..A.C.T... everyday!
Do you get along with your Parents:Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:Awsome, from a distance, not so good when your in one!
Do you play an Instrument:This one time, at band camp.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Rum
In the past month have you Smoked:No
In the past month have you been on Drugs:NEVER
In the past month have you gone on a Date:yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no
In the past month have you been on Stage:no
In the past month have you been Dumped:no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:My trunks came off under the falls, does that count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no
Ever been Drunk:cha!
Ever been called a Tease:no, I please
Ever been Beaten up:no, just off
Ever Shoplifted:yes, but I returned it
How do you want to Die:In battle
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Batman
What country would you most like to Visit:Thailand and Germany and Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Green
Favourite Hair Color:Red
Short or Long Hair:LONG
Height:5'2
Weight:150
Best Clothing Style:modern
Number of Drugs I have taken:1
Number of CDs I own:Who own's CDs anymore?
Number of Piercings:2
Number of Tattoos:1
Number of things in my Past I Regret:No Regrets, only lessons learned!

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.. .. Who I'd like to meet:
People that are Honest, loyal, intelligent & laid back. People who enjoy hiking, camping, swimming or chilling out watching tv. For dating, no skinny chicks.. I'd break you in half. I like big butts and I cannot lie!

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