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Joe "standupjoe.com" Klocek
Stand-Up / Veterans/Legends / Other
"No one puts Baby in the corner."

Male
40 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, California
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2009
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   Joe "standupjoe.com" Klocek's Comedian Bio
BioJOE’S WEB SITE! standupjoe.com ZEN OF FUNNY BLOG

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Websitestandupjoe.com
Influences
MembersTHIS IS ONE OF MY BEST TIMES ON STAGE EVER!
TV ShowsCHECK OUT MORE WONDERFUL MOMENTS ON STAGE WITH ME!!! Youtube Clips!
FilmsWatch what it says at the bottom of the screen as this dude just reports the weather.

    Joe "standupjoe.com" Klocek's Interests
MusicListen to the play list.
MoviesStar wars. the old ones, not the new shitty ones that betrayed my childhood. defending your life. Almost anything by albert Brooks. Garden state. shawshank redemption.
TelevisionSci-Fi. History CNN. yeah, it's all that and NO comedy.
BooksKurt Vonnegut, Edward Abbey, the best guys to read.

     Joe "standupjoe.com" Klocek's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Francisco, CA
Body type:8' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Stand-up comic
Income:$250,000 and Higher


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   Joe "standupjoe.com" Klocek's Blurbs
About me:
My Web Site! I always hate these questions. If I truly knew myself, I guess I could answer them better. I am a comic. I take a great deal of pride in that even though I have not gotten to a level where people will come on out in mass to see me. I love it! I love everything about it accept the biz side of things. I live in San Francisco,CA. A city I love and hate depending on how easy it is to find parking and how early the wall of fog comes in to blot out the sun.
Who I'd like to meet:
ME! BUT FROM THE FUTURE!

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Jun 6 2009 8:56 PM

mm. interesting... THANKS!!! :)
Mysterri





May 14 2009 2:35 PM

Joe, you killed it last night at the Punchline! Ashley and Chip may never show their faces in public again! :) Thanks for a great show, you were awesome!
sassy jess





Apr 1 2009 12:29 AM

well good luck to you.
Elihu Hernandez





Mar 23 2009 5:24 PM

and Twitter, and Myspace
Matt with 2Ts





Mar 17 2009 4:55 PM

Snoopy-riffic!
Raven BloodGood





Mar 12 2009 3:47 PM

not sure about the nut sucking comment, but hey joe whats shaking?
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Mar 6 2009 7:53 AM

Where is J Klo???
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Feb 20 2009 2:11 AM

ur funny man, ur funny!
Matt with 2Ts





Feb 13 2009 5:32 PM

Thanks for the add Joe. You are a funny bastard and were very good at Cobb's on Wednesday night. I'm soooo glad I don't live in Walnut Creek... Keep up the funny!
Mike Hyde





Jan 29 2009 9:42 PM

Lucky bastard!
Sabrina





Jan 22 2009 7:34 AM

See you this Sunday at PL with the Rooftop crew muh good man. I can't catch Obama Ha-Ha but I can at least say hello this weekend! :)

Be Well
-SB
Raven BloodGood





Jan 20 2009 6:29 PM

Hey Joe,

just passing through thought Id say howdy, what do you think of the new beginning (presidency) woohoo bush is finally gone... a party must be thrown, I'll bring the nachos.

Shannon
*MM*





Dec 21 2008 6:18 PM

Merry Merry! OX, MM
Amber





Dec 8 2008 5:48 AM

I just wanted to let you know you are feckin' brilliant! And i wish that i lived closer to san fransico so i could see a live set!!
Raven BloodGood





Dec 22 2008 2:50 PM

Merry Xmas Joe, keep on rocking..

Raven
Hark Dulai





Dec 2 2008 12:26 AM

Let Heather know that Yuba City, California is like Heaven on Earth!
Heather Rose





Nov 28 2008 1:45 AM

im dying to know how your show in yuba city california went...
Dana LoVecchio





Nov 23 2008 2:07 AM

Last night was great! Thanks so much for running over. The kids also thank you.
YOU'RE GREAT!
Dana LoVecchio





Nov 19 2008 1:48 AM

Ummm if someone wants his free t-shirt he needs to promote friday's show...I KID I KID....IT'S FOR THE KIDS!!! Thank you so much. We're really excited you're doing this. The founder of the organization thinks you're really funny. I'll point people out i want you to riff with...and when i say rif, i mean talk shit about
Raven BloodGood





Nov 17 2008 4:19 PM

Hope you are having a kick ass day, and not getting caught, which you never do.. ; )
HAAAAATCH!!!!!





Nov 12 2008 10:48 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOMESKILLET!!
Sandy





Nov 12 2008 4:55 AM

HaPpY AlMoSt BiRtHdAy tO YoU!
hApPy aLmOsT bIrThDaY To yOu!
HaPpY AlMoSt BiRtHdAy DeAr jOoOoOe!!!
hApPy aLmOsT bIrThDaY To yOu!

Hope tomorrow ROCKS for you! :-D
RooftopComedy.com





Nov 12 2008 4:52 PM



Hey Joe!
Happy birthday from RooftopComedy!
Hark Dulai





Nov 12 2008 4:57 PM

Happy Birthday@!
Steve Mendoza Chef of the MySpace kingdom





Nov 11 2008 2:31 PM

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Be well sir, and best wishes.
Cheers
Steve
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