Joel Bernal

Top Gun ________________________ Troy ________________________ G.I. Jane ________________________ Rocky I -> IV ________________________ Kill Bill ________________________ Amadeus ________________________ Armageddon ________________________ Days Of Thunder ________________________ 300 ________________________ Into the Blue ________________________ Airplane I & II ________________________ Shooter ________________________ ......etc. [During a pit stop] ________________________ Harry Hogge: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car. ________________________ Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car? ________________________ Harry Hogge: Hit the pace car. ________________________ Cole Trickle: What for? ________________________ Harry Hogge: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect. . . John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters. ________________________ Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl. ________________________ John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl. ________________________ Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? [makes sputtering motorboat noise] ________________________ Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house? ________________________ John Beckwith: What's wrong with you? ________________________ Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you? ________________________ John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you? ________________________ Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting! ________________________ John Beckwith: Drop it. ________________________ Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.