GeneralStaying alive for as long as possible, obsessively clean bathrooms, hot broads (just kidding, honey!)
BooksThe Art of War, The Hungry Caterpillar, The Book of Mormon (I dig their magic underwear)
HeroesMe, myself and I
Five nights a week www.JoeLateshow.com brings you the topical comedic nuggets of Joe Lateshow, a man best summed up by that old saying "Those who can't do teach; those who can't teach teach gym; and those who can't teach and don't like the smell of locker rooms host late night internet talk shows." Joe's show was once described by TV Guide as "some show we've neither seen nor heard of" and he was once named Iowa's Most Average Late Night Internet Talk Show Host, which was weird since he's never been to Iowa.
Joe's career path has been a meandering roadmap of undistinguished accomplishments, unfinished business and personal embarrassments too numerous to list on one page. He attributes his safety scissor sharp wit and lawsuit inducing interview style to his journey of personal discovery during college which consisted of spending six months naked in a Nebraska haystack. Coincidentally, it was that same of journey which also caused him to swear of off magic mushrooms once and for all.
Joe describes his political philosophy as Libertarian Marxist Fascism, tempered with a dash of good old fashioned Whig sensibilities. There's nothing he enjoys more than laying a good old fashioned ideological smackdown on unusally short Scientologists. Watch out Tom Cruise!
Joe lives in the 'burbs in a desperately drab, uninspired split level ranch with his wife Jane and two children, Jimmy and Joanie. He spends his spare time cyber-stalking old high school classmates and trying to make it up to his wife for just about everything he's ever done. He looks forward to the day when he can retire and watch Oprah full time.
Who I'd like to meet:John Lennon (he still owes me money), Einstein, Elvis
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking
- Hometown: Studville, USA
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 6' 4" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Other
- Religion: Wiccan
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Occupation: Late Night Talk Show Host
- Income: Less than $30,000