joel
joel there's 2 kinds of metal, black metal and bad metal, you listen to bad metal

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28 years old
peru, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 12/5/2009
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    joel's Interests
Generalcigarettes, starbucks coffee, sunrise/early morning and darkness, dylan, laura, fine woodworking GOATWHORE and yes the CUBS and hockey, how did i forget that for so long
Musicgoatwhore,eyehategod,soilent green,acid bath, down I & II not III, early crowbar, superjoint ritual 1 only not 2, outlaw order oo%, vual (make this happen), ritual killer, smokehaven, funeral feast, left to starve, hour of sorrow, satyricon, state of depression, embriotic holocaust, viking funeral, celtic frost, watain, nachtmystium, craft, grave, krieg, kult of azazel, gospel of the horns, marduk, motorhead, teratism, hellhammer, destroyer666, brutal truth, pantera (live not studio albums), old sepultura, carnivore, bathory, venom, burning witch, out for blood, 1349, christ inversion, viking crown, some necrophagia, darkthrone, absence of god, DOOM lots and lots of DOOM hank III and anything else from the deep dirty south mainly NOLA
Moviesold horror films, silent films, black and white, the omen, american history X, tarantino, godfathers, heat, who am i kidding i haven't watched movies in years but the above were ones that worth sitting on my ass for
Televisioncurb your enthusiasm, woodworks w/ david marks, rescue me, seinfeld, that 70's show (early years) and unfortunately 90210 (go ahead and laugh it up fuckers)
Booksholy bible, satanic bible, anything religion really, of all types, metal hammer, decibel, new south metal (RIP), midwest metal magazine, finewoodworking, fine homebuilding
Heroesi generally don't like people, i do express admiration for renaldo, george carlin, james krenov for sure, david j marks is good, my parents, really anyone who continually drives themselves for more in there lives, anyone who doesn't submit to tv, money, computers or iPods and laziness, fuck i hate lazy people
Groups: SOUTHERN ISOLATIONThe House of ShocKBlack Label Society fansFuck EmoNickelback Haters of the World Unite!!!24/7 BMX RIDERSBMX in IllinoisHardcore BMX Riders

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     joel's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Hometown:one that sucks
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Muslim
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:High school
Occupation:custom furniture/cabinetmaker
Income:$60,000 to $75,000

   joel's Companies
illinois valley millworks
mendota, il US


5 yrs ('04-'08)
cain millworks
rochelle, il US


1 yr ('08-present)
roman cabinet company
peru, il US


4 years ('05-present)



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About me:
well first and foremost i love the family thing, im in an 11 year relationship with my partner in crime, my lady of darkness and have a 9 year old son, another on the way, i'm a father who cares, a journeyman stairbuilder and cabinetmaker by trade and a musician the rest of the day, i play in metal bands, have 17 guitars, one being a personal prototype of dimebags given to me by a friend, a complete studio, lots of heads and cabinets, i run sound for local metal bands exclusively and i've worked for 2 sound companies running both FOH and SOS i don't go out alot mainly because i can't smoke in bars and don't find any beer worth more than $2 on top of the whole LaCo scene in general being infultrated with absolute shit for metal bands +/- a few i hate driving during the day i hate tv i hate FM radio i hate your band i hate you i hate your girlfriend i hate hardcore i hate hot topic etc etc i like evil, satanic and occult related shit though, goat skulls, sinister tools and weapons of death, pentacles, rituals, death & black metal music, bullet belts, alters, spikes, cuffs and gauntlets, sharp pointy guitars, loud randall's, robes, embers, magik, darkness, frost and winter i refuse to wear anything but sinister looking band shirts and hoodies involving goats, demons, inverted crosses, pentagrams, pagan shit, alters, virgins, blood, fire, death, debauchery, defilement, and crucifixtions you cannot offend i gaurantee it obviosly due to the above stated i am a firm believer in cursing and excercise my right a few times a minute usually blah blah generally i am fucking retarded and am totally ok with it but, i know real touring bands and they get me backstage and give me free shit, oh ya and i still ride expensive bmx bikes like i'm a 15 year old cause i'm gay like that METAL HAVEN HAS MOVED!!! METAL HAVEN HAS MOVED!!! new addy is 2003 w montrose 773.755.9202 SW corner of Montrose & Damen www.metalhavenchicago.com Tues-Thurs 1-9pm | Fri-Sat 12-9pm | Sun 1-6pm no monday MH ..

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get it if you aint got it...we've come a long way since seeing the original demo tape on ebay for about $200.00 if only some of us knew it would eventually see the light of day

Who I'd like to meet:
i refuse to die until i see VUAL on a stage, somewhere, anywhere, i am willing to travel great distances for this, sammy please Apocalyptic Havoc
Blonde Microphone Check
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REY...E$PINOZ@

REY...E$PINOZ@



Aug 31 2009 4:52 PM

never heard of him, i wish i still never heard of them
DC

DC



Aug 23 2009 3:41 AM

money tree huh? i need to get me one of those
DC

DC



Aug 2 2009 5:16 PM

old pic
TYLER

tyler knowlton



Jul 10 2009 4:53 AM

hell ya dude they r so nice
♥alli

Alli Noffsinger



Jun 10 2009 2:59 AM

hi joel!
jared wanted to come ride bicycles with you on his vacation but he got the swine flu :(
Trailboy Products

Trailboy Products



May 31 2009 5:12 PM

get  some people together and come down when we have the big jam it will be sometime in august ill make a flier and post it up about a month ahead of time
REY...E$PINOZ@

REY...E$PINOZ@



May 21 2009 12:38 AM

i should be the teacher or a living example. and to the comment below mine (the chick) there are just as many white assholes on food stamps as mexicans so get a real fucking job like the rest of us. if you can walk and lift 10lbs and are not a retard (even tards have jobs) then you shouldnt be on food stamps. its not a race issue its a lazy issue
REY...E$PINOZ@

REY...E$PINOZ@



May 20 2009 2:29 PM

i can relate with al bundy. he married a red head, i am almost married to a red head, he has a low paying mundane job, so do i, he has shitty car, so do i, and so on.  man they need a reality class in high school so half the graduates know there fate early on in life.
Immortally Insane

Immortally Insane



May 1 2009 12:57 PM

thanks for the blog comment!! What you posted is definately 100% true.
Gah. I told my other friend that I probably wont get food stamps unless I become a mexican, or get addicted to crack.
Neither of which is happening any time soon lol.

But I'm trying to apply for them in nebraska, I'm hoping their laws are different, but we'll see I guess.
♫JaNe$$a♫

Janessa Strode



Apr 27 2009 11:48 PM

Yeah! LOL! I have to fix that I downloaded them off my phone and I couldn't flip them.
I'll get it right just for you ;]
REY...E$PINOZ@

REY...E$PINOZ@



Apr 23 2009 2:00 PM

hey man were playing this weekend in morris you should come out. if ya cant buy a ticket from us anyway fucker.
give me call on camilles phone i lost mine again
jake

jake stephenitch



Apr 19 2009 11:55 PM

Oh wow, congrats! Yeah it was too shitty today to go, so maybe next weekend we will be out there. I look forward to seeing Dylan tear it up.
REY...E$PINOZ@

REY...E$PINOZ@



Apr 16 2009 3:46 AM

hay mang. rockin to nile... in the begining old skool right there still one of the coolest guitar tones in my book.
since your off for a while we should do some jammin
DC

DC



Apr 2 2009 8:03 PM

should be good in a week...and if not it will be good in 2 for that sublette show
Steve

Steve J. Erickson



Apr 1 2009 4:18 AM

my hand has a name and its ROSIE!!
lets jam unless yourgonna whine about my shitty combo rig hahahaha
we cant all afford 18 amps and 20 geetars
Jenny

Jenny



Mar 30 2009 7:57 PM

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♥alli

Alli Noffsinger



Mar 26 2009 2:43 AM

you better! i hate cigarettes and so will my baby
hurricane katrina: ruin to rebirth

Katrina Exhibit



Mar 27 2009 4:17 PM

thanks for the add, y'all! please check back for updates on the project.
your support is important and much appreciated!
♥alli

Alli Noffsinger



Mar 26 2009 12:52 AM

dr appt tomorrow @ 4pm
i might be induced!!!!
be expecting a phone call!
Steve

Steve J. Erickson



Mar 13 2009 7:57 AM

twowords
BRUTAL TRUTH
cd release show
only date double door
march 21st saturday night
♫JaNe$$a♫

Janessa Strode



Mar 3 2009 6:36 PM

I miss having my friends back home to go to shows with.
That would be fun to get drunk with ya! LOL!
DAATH

DAATH



Feb 12 2009 10:11 AM

Cheers!


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NEW ALBUM OUT 4/21/2009 !!!



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♫JaNe$$a♫

Janessa Strode



Feb 8 2009 2:20 AM

HAHAHA! I totally should! or you should move to Florida! I still have my Slayer shirt I got when we went! Bad Ass Times!
mEgs

mEgs



Jan 16 2009 9:01 PM

Hey stranger saw u on... Wanted to say hi.. An see what uve been upto?
Diamond of the Galaxy

Diamond of the Galaxy



Jan 8 2009 9:40 PM

Whats up we are opening for CRADLE OF FILTH, Satyricon, and Septicflesh on Jan. 24th. at the RAVE.
We need to sell tickets so if you or anyone wants tickets message us
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